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Doors or wheels?
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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Are there more doors or wheels in the world?


As you ponder this this, consider the following charts:



(Stolen from: https://twitter.com/FuriousLives/status/1500324630774501377)


(OC)

Most cars have four wheels, but also four doors, maybe eight if you want to count the trunk, hood, glove compartment, and console. Is a ball bearing a wheel? Is a gear? Is a butthole a door? Probably.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A jar is never a door, but a door is sometimes ajar.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
hinge pins are wheels so

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Every window is a door and every eye is a window to the soul. Also every butthole is also a door

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

there probably are, yeah. i'd be astonished if there were an equal number

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Some buttholes are doors, other buttholes are hangars.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Some say that there exists a butthole wheel... Madmen.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Aren't cell membranes also biological doors at the microscopic level permitting things to go in or out of cells

By that criteria then it seems like there are more doors than wheels in the world

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
When God closes a door, he also turns a wheel.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

When God closes a door, he also turns a wheel.

we are all just a big game of BopIt

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
if a jar is a door then a barrel is a door

Odoyle
Sep 9, 2003
Odoyle Rules!
Every human mind has multiple doors of perception waiting to be unlocked by copious amounts of lysergic acid diethylamide

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

EorayMel posted:

Aren't cell membranes also biological doors at the microscopic level permitting things to go in or out of cells

By that criteria then it seems like there are more doors than wheels in the world

You can also that every Krebs Cycle is a wheel.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

theflyingexecutive posted:

You can also that every Krebs Cycle is a wheel.

damnit I was going to post this stupid post

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
hey op shut the loving hell up and delete this thread hole that helps

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
I hope someone helps OP start finding this out, by showing him the door.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Xaintrailles posted:

I hope someone helps OP start finding this out, by showing him the door.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sometimes a butthole can open like a door and continuously fart for hours. :fart: :mmmsmug:

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Sorry to be the one to break it to you friend, but there are NO more doors or wheels in the world

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The Wheels fronted for Doors in 1969

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

The wheel in the sky keeps on dooring

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Revolving door is a door that is also a wheel!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sometimes a butthole can open like a door and continuously fart for hours. :fart: :mmmsmug:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Well every car has 4 wheels and at least 2 doors. And every house has like at least 4 doors. So I'm pretty sure that there are more doors OP. Even if you counted bikes, the people that can afford multiple bike wheels probably got a house with a lot more doors.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Well every car has 4 wheels and at least 2 doors. And every house has like at least 4 doors. So I'm pretty sure that there are more doors OP. Even if you counted bikes, the people that can afford multiple bike wheels probably got a house with a lot more doors.

trunks and hoods are doors and glove compartments too

cars got a lot of gears and poo poo though

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
A wheel is just a door you haven't met yet - "ghandi"

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

A jar is never a door

Until it breaks. Then it’s a bloody doorway into an anus.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Are sweat pores doors but for salty water

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Cell membranes are porous. Wheels are gonna have some catching up to do.

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin
Some doors have wheels, but no wheels have doors. Think about it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm going to go with wheels on this one

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Legin Noslen posted:

Some doors have wheels, but no wheels have doors. Think about it



Please explain.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If you are nice you like fgrese the wheels.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sometimes a butthole can open like a door and continuously fart for hours. :fart: :mmmsmug:

how

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

eat one bean every second for two weeks

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


theflyingexecutive posted:

trunks and hoods are doors and glove compartments too

cars got a lot of gears and poo poo though

No way. Nobody has ever walked through a hood or trunk. At best they are windows.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sROESLRudM

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

I'm here for team door.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

No way. Nobody has ever walked through a hood or trunk. At best they are windows.

I don't believe walking through the space is part of the definition of the door, according to the op it just restricts movement, and I can't add or remove things from the boot of my car without first opening the door.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

No way. Nobody has ever walked through a hood or trunk. At best they are windows.

The bodies I've stuffed in trunks beg to differ. Also a door doesn't have to lead anywhere or be made for one to walk through.

Your mind is a door, how about that? 7 billion doors give or take.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Minds, eyes, mouths, assholes, dicks, pussies not a single wheel among them

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