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The time has come for season 42 of Survivor! This season was filmed back to back with season 41 so anything you hated from 41 will probably still be there! Joy! Survivor airs Wednesday, March 9th on CBS! Check your local listings. PAY ATTENTION TO THIS: Some basic rules, which should be no-brainers for pre-taped reality TV:
Now for all of the boiler plate poo poo for new viewers in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past 22 years. What is Survivor? Survivor is a reality show where a group of 16 to 20 or so contestants, from all walks of life, are stuck on a remote paradise and forced to live together for A typical Survivor season has three phases. Pre-Merge, Post-Merge, and Endgame.
This Season’s Gimmick This season is going to be only 26 days, shortened from the usual 39 and, per Jeff, will be brutally hard with no food rewards or given rations and require much faster gameplay due to the shortened schedule. Jeff said that these seasons are back to basics which we all assumed meant less twists and by golly wouldn’t you know it but season 41 was chock full of twists and stupid advantages galore and it was worse than usual but at least the people were cool They’ve said that they learned some lessons from 41 and will implement them in 42 but this aint my first rodeo Jeff, so you’re not fooling me. Supplemental Material
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Okay then, time for the cast! I’m too busy with life to do my former deep dives on everyone and post a bunch of snarky bullshit so just have a picture and something I found from their bio. If you want to read full bios then you can’t! Unless you click here! Pictures are bighuge if you click so beware! Chanelle Howell Is a food blogger, so likely won’t have much to talk about on this season Daniel Strunk This guy looks to be the goony ultra-Survivor-dork who will probably Jacob Derwin his way out (yes I know having this reference on deck makes me an ultra-Survivor-dork). Drea Wheeler I don’t know what a fitness consultant is but she probably posts pictures of herself doing air squats on Instagram I guess. Hai Giang All of his answers are so boring I can’t even make fun of it. ZZZzzz… Jackson Fox Evidently is only on Survivor because they lost a dare so no I’m not mad why do you ask? Also is (I think) our second transgender contestant. Jenny Kim I was on board until she talked about her EQ. Ever hear of EQ? No? Yeah because it’s nonsense. Jonathan Young Pet peeve is wearing shirts. Not even a joke. Just a fact about a weird weirdo bro. Lindsay Dolashewich Self-described “loud friend” with “an intense personality”. We have our woo-girl I guess. Her name also has “she-witch” in it. Lydia Meredith Can use vacuum cleaners but is terrified if anyone else uses one Marya Sherron A self-proclaimed mix of Angelina and Tony so this might be a legitimate crazy person so I’m here for it. Maryanne Oketch I legit think she could be really good at the game, assuming her energy doesn’t get the best of her. Mike Turner Another person who wants to play like Boston Rob, so he wants to get eliminated pre-merge twice. Omar Zaheer One of his is pet peeves is objectively the best part of “Friends”, Joey, so he obviously sucks. I will fight anyone who sides with this guy on this. Rocksroy Bailey Loves watching golf, so hours upon hours of boring nothingness on Survivor should appeal to him greatly. Romeo Escobar Said he wants to achieve a great Survivor historical moment like Rupert. Hopefully they get a shovel on their marooning. Swati Goel Her entire profile is incredibly obnoxious to read because she’s some type A super genius who never fails and always wins at everything. Her hero is also Elon Musk which probably explains the megalomania. Tori Meehan Another self-proclaimed “crazy and loud” blonde girl. Yay just what we needed! Thanks Survivor diversity initiative! You did it! Zach Wurtenberger I mean c’mon this guy is a goon right? Show yourself Zach. Step forward and be judged. And that’ll do it. Sorry for the super duper late thread but life is busy. SHOW STARTS THIS WEDNESDAY so hold on to your butts. Pick those ponies and poisons. Oh do this too if you want: Chili posted:Ah grumblecakes, the old thread is closed so I can't just quote this. SweetJahasus fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Mar 16, 2022 |
# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 04:09 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:09 |
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The Bloop posted:I'm super ready The hazards of writing up a huge post in notepad on a laptop when you're exhausted. Think I fixed them all. Pony: Maryanne Poison: Jonathan
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 05:07 |
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Chili posted:fantasy Added to OP
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 20:10 |
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Can't wait to watch these people cannibalize each other.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2022 02:46 |
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Survivor 42: You gotta protect the balls, Rocksroy
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2022 01:36 |
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Narcissus1916 posted:Did they ever explain what happens if one of the three Beware Passphrase Idol holders is voted out? Are the other two totally hosed and lose their vote until merge? Or do they only need to now say two phrases? Or does the idol go back into play for someone else to discover? This happened in season 41 to Brad.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 02:58 |
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Ugh Daniel is the worst. What a wet blanket loser for flipping on his ally basically instantly and lying about the fact that he wasn't driving it. Dude is a complete trash fire and I hate the fact that he's a super fan.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 02:06 |
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The Bloop posted:But Jeff
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 13:07 |
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Khanstant posted:Ahh okay I remember now. Good job, goobers lol. Wait til they give Ray Lewis a knife, that's when the survival really starts.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2022 02:49 |
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For people with boring storylines like Swati, they probably have to rely on editing tricks like that in order to really illustrate why they're going home.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2022 14:01 |
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Studio posted:
Man I've gotta ask, do you know this guy personally or something or are you memeing something that exists in a different survivor community I'm unaware of, because Daniel comes across on tv as a completely unlikable chode
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2022 09:51 |
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quote:Survivor 42: ITS GOOD, ITS BIG, ITS APPLEBEES Mods? We need this.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2022 02:54 |
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Narcissus1916 posted:There was that one hilarious season of Big Brother ages ago where everyone sat around saying absolutely heinous racist and sexist poo poo. People were throwing racial slurs left and right, and it culminated with a guy defending Hitler. Sadly, you're gonna have to be more specific...
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2022 23:08 |
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Welp, here's Jonathan's audition tape. Check at 0:17 and who he's bodyguarding for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoP1fwnzZHs
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2022 00:20 |
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Yeah I posted the video just as an FYI since the conversation was happening. I still give him the benefit of the doubt though because he's doing big man stand here work for a paycheck, unlike Daniel who is doing it because he believes in it. Nihonniboku posted:Ew. Also, if you were to tell me someone from that cast did that without telling me the name, I would definitely have guessed Rodney. How soon you forget Vince. He probably has been doing this on the side for years.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2022 22:05 |
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I loved the blood trap thing, such a good trick. I was angry that the "risk" was that you could get caught searching, but when they revealed the blood thing I was loving it. Good on Tori for noticing and deducing the bullshit about painting the flag though. She's the worst, but you can't argue with the fact that she's doing the best she can for the position she's put herself in with her lovely social game. Until we see out-of-game Jonathan content I will continue to be impressed by his insane ability to kick rear end. I regret picking him as my pregame poison, but maybe that will pan out if he turns out to be a psycho. Poor Romeo sure has lost his edge. I don't totally know how he had such a fall from a position of assumed power but his doom spiral has definitely sunk him. I had anticipated him going far too. Sink all idols in fake blood from now on.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2022 13:22 |
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Khanstant posted:haha that was a wild exit, love it. always spill da beans and make call outs on your way out I could not disagree more. Saying stuff about everyone on your way out is selfish and in a game like this it's bad sportsmanship. If you were still in the game and you voted someone out you wouldn't want every person there spilling your poo poo and trying to ruin your game. If you had one enemy or someone who had been bullying or targeting you all game, sure try to blow up their spot but don't throw some poo poo on everyone because even nice things come with repercussions.
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# ¿ May 12, 2022 03:31 |
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My point is that by even saying things like she did to Mike or to Maryanne which were nice things can have negative affects on their game based on how the remaining contestants perceive them. Drea's comment to Maryanne, to use your example, coupled with the intense tribal a couple of weeks ago including them both, could indicate to other contestants that she has 3 defacto votes on the jury in her fellow black contestants (irregardless of the truth in this, perception is reality). This could lead to her being targeted if she wasn't previously due to being a jury threat. It's the kind of thing where I suppose the golden rule comes into play and yeah while you're "out" now so you may think who cares, it's still good to treat the others with the same respect you'd want to receive.
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# ¿ May 12, 2022 03:53 |
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Maryanne and Romeo making moves from the bottom. Good on them!!
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# ¿ May 19, 2022 02:14 |
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SweetJahasus posted:The hazards of writing up a huge post in notepad on a laptop when you're exhausted. Think I fixed them all. Holy poo poo I actually didn't pick someone who immediately got voted out for once.
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# ¿ May 26, 2022 03:21 |
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My opinion on it is that if you get hurt by a complete stranger in a game where the first word of the tagline is "Outwit" then you're out of your depth and deserved to lose.
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 22:58 |
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Studio posted:A huge part of Survivor is that they're not total strangers by the end of the game, or even early vote outs, and many of the players end up staying friends post-game. Emotions are good, bring 'em on!!! My comment was more about the escalation to "gaslighting" for someone who you've peripherally known for like 4 days. Like, a lie in a game like survivor doesn't work unless you commit, and Hai is relentless with questions/etc as we saw so yes Romeo needed to be persistent with his lies or get called out on them. It's the structure of the game, not gaslighting. People who get upset that someone lied in a game of self preservation and deception (particularly with the new insane twists that encourage blindsiding) need to chill.
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# ¿ May 28, 2022 23:34 |
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This is cool and good that Hai at least recognized the gaffe and copped to it.
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# ¿ May 30, 2022 18:19 |
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I would recommend those of you above to check out the Facebook group "The Tribe Has Spoken" and request an invite there, then check out their pinned posts.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2022 12:31 |
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Vanuatu is also a great underdog story. Also has some weird gender stuff too since a lot of the season revolves around some men vs women factions but the story of the winner is kinda hilarious and there are some great characters from the season.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2022 17:00 |
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Ayooooo Survivor thread, sorry for dragging my feet on a new thread. I am currently getting killed with work but am trying to piece together an OP. I will get one posted in the next day or so, before the premiere!
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2022 22:19 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:09 |
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New thread sucks make sure you poo poo all over it and me and watch Survivor tonight: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4012967
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2022 16:28 |