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Phil and Kaja Foglio are my go-to for goofy MTG art:   edit: Page 3 Kyren Sniper 
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this is one of the few cards that has never had a signed copy, because, as the story goes, it was a gift to the creator of the game from a in-law of some variety (like an uncle's wife IIRC) and he used it without her permission and she was very peeved. She refuses interviews and if you somehow get her address and send some copies for her to sign (not an uncommon thing) she just chucks the whole pile into the trash and goes on about her life.
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Having a normal one at this weird mouth spa Ekundu Cyclops rocking a mean FUPA  While GIS the Ekundu Cyclops I happened a cross the April Art Contest from 2011 on MTGSalvation.com Here is user FDW3773's interpretation of the Ekundu Cyclops quote:I agree with the article's author; those were pretty awful art designs for those cards. 
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Mar 10, 2022 08:39
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Ekundu Cyclops is definitely a Frank Frazetta homage
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BasicLich posted:this is one of the few cards that has never had a signed copy, because, as the story goes, it was a gift to the creator of the game from a in-law of some variety (like an uncle's wife IIRC) and he used it without her permission and she was very peeved. She refuses interviews and if you somehow get her address and send some copies for her to sign (not an uncommon thing) she just chucks the whole pile into the trash and goes on about her life. what is it
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Mar 10, 2022 09:53
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Poohs Packin posted:
I’m the big tiddy nymph riding a huge cock
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Mar 10, 2022 12:22
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Milo and POTUS posted:what is it And there is apparently a signed proof available on EBay right now which makes the story more interesting
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Mar 10, 2022 14:07
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Milo and POTUS posted:what is it  I have at least one of these and I always thought about that yellow dot on the pallet waiting for an UN- set it something to add a sixth mana color
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Mar 10, 2022 14:09
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wtf. That card seems weird as hell
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Mar 10, 2022 14:14
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It's one of the most notoriously unfun cards in the game cos it basically says 'gently caress you nobody gets to do anything any more'. Except the person who put it in their deck is obviously gonna have ways around it, so you just have to sit there like a putz
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Mar 10, 2022 14:19
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You gotta spend the island every turn to keep it alive also.
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Mar 10, 2022 14:27
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Chandler Bing is the most boring of the Friends. No one even knows where he works.
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Mar 10, 2022 14:36
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Poohs Packin posted:You gotta spend the island every turn to keep it alive also. An additional island since nothing untaps.
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Mar 10, 2022 14:37
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The Bloop posted:
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Mar 10, 2022 15:24
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 All my friends at the time thought this guy was the biggest badass around until I ruined it forever by pointing out his tiny baby legs
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Mar 10, 2022 15:29
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The Bloop posted:
Holy poo poo lmao
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joven
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Mar 10, 2022 20:40
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:joven
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Mar 10, 2022 20:49
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Wintermutant posted:Now he just looks like Vince Neil 
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Mar 10, 2022 20:59
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This homeboy dominated worlds and straight murdered multiple planeswalkers. Don't gently caress with the dragon that reads books.
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Mar 10, 2022 21:05
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dragon nipples
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Mar 10, 2022 21:45
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BasicLich posted:this is one of the few cards that has never had a signed copy, because, as the story goes, it was a gift to the creator of the game from a in-law of some variety (like an uncle's wife IIRC) and he used it without her permission and she was very peeved. She refuses interviews and if you somehow get her address and send some copies for her to sign (not an uncommon thing) she just chucks the whole pile into the trash and goes on about her life. Why would the in-law be pissed about the creator actually using a card she gave him in a game?
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me @ ur posts
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Poohs Packin posted:Ekundu Cyclops rocking a mean FUPA also check out the cock and balls in the background, combined with that flavor text lmao
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Mar 12, 2022 00:00
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 molasses comes to mind
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The Bloop posted:
It's cum, op
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Mar 12, 2022 01:46
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BasicLich posted:also check out the cock and balls in the background, combined with that flavor text lmao Im the mushrooms/phalluses the big tiddy gray lady was DPing herself with before she was so rudely interrupted by this big swinging dick.
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Mar 12, 2022 01:49
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BasicLich posted:also check out the cock and balls in the background, combined with that flavor text lmao That's his tail bruh, pretty sure his fupa is covering his genitals
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Mar 12, 2022 01:52
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Big tittie orge chick
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Mar 12, 2022 01:57
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When you're an artist who definitely does not dream of one day tittyfucking an ogress.
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Mar 12, 2022 02:08
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Saalkin posted:Big tittie orge chick The card was formerly titled "New Jersey Wife" and based on Dan Fraziers ex.
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Mar 12, 2022 02:09
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:When you're an artist who definitely does not dream of one day tittyfucking an ogress. Enough of the "Ogress Tittyfucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Ghazban Ogress weighs 400 pounds, is eight feet tall, and can cut a man in two with a single swipe of its scimitar. If a human manages to tittyfuck one, you drat well better believe it's consensual
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Mar 12, 2022 02:16
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always enjoyed the flavor on this one
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BasicLich posted:also check out the cock and balls in the background, combined with that flavor text lmao You convinced me that the art for this card had to have been drawn by someone who was both horny and high.
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Mar 12, 2022 02:31
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obithrawn posted:always enjoyed the flavor on this one Legends was full of bizarre enchantments like this, a lot of them were pretty valuable back in the day regardless of the fact that most of them were largely useless. I have never once seen this card played but it was worth like $30 in 1995. for contrast, you could pick up revised dual lands for $5 ea while today a revised underground sea, historically the most expensive dual land, will run you about a thousand bucks. BasicLich fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Mar 12, 2022 |
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Mar 12, 2022 02:47
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The Bloop posted:
"It aint' gonna tap itself"
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BasicLich posted:Legends was full of bizarre enchantments like this, a lot of them were pretty valuable back in the day regardless of the fact that most of them were largely useless. I have never once seen this card played but it was worth like $30 in 1995. for contrast, you could pick up revised dual lands for $5 ea while today a revised underground sea, historically the most expensive dual land, will run you about a thousand bucks. why is it more valuable than other dual lands? Utility or just rarity
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Milo and POTUS posted:why is it more valuable than other dual lands? Utility or just rarity it was due to the relative power of colors in multi-colored decks. the next most valuable was Tundra which produced white and blue.   all of the blue dual lands were always the most expensive because early counterspells were quite powerful. Counterspell alone was deemed to be too powerful eventually and has since been replaced by Cancel   but then in Legends they released this absolutely insane card, easily one of the most powerful spells ever printed: Mana Drain  just a few sets after Legends, they came out with this monster:  Black and White were both colors that had powerful spells that could shut your opponent down in a number of ways, in that era blue-based multicolor control decks were insanely good. edit: chaining an early mana drain into a mind twist is practically game over 
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