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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Holy poo poo, the "Mac Mini Mega" rumors are true.

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
new monitor!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
the tall mini

they actually did it

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

lol I thought it was going to be a trash can again

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


my god they kept the SD SLOT.. and its in the FRONT

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

hobbesmaster posted:

lol I thought it was going to be a trash can again

yeah scary for a sec

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

stebe spinning in his grave that they didn't make it a true cube

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

FMguru posted:

the tall mini

they actually did it

Jony Ive is crying somewhere right now




:evilbuddy:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
mac mini mega

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
you can stack two plus a little coaster to make a cube

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


hobbesmaster posted:

lol I thought it was going to be a trash can again

For just a second, when the ring of lights was lighting up, I had that same beautiful dream.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

mac minixbox

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i spy usb a ports, drat

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

now, intellectually I know that this is a very reasonable ITX like form factor like the higher performance Intel NUCs

however: lol. lmao.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
that mac is all holes

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
2000 precisely machined holes

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
that thing is ugly as poo poo lol

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
that is an ugly Mac mini tbqh

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
10gbe on board is pretty neat. this is gonna be $$$$$$$

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Binary Badger posted:

my god they kept the SD SLOT.. and its in the FRONT

that front reads dot dot dash "U"

The U Mini

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



poty posted:

that mac is all holes

oops all functionality edition mac

edit: i missed the big vent on the back lol

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Mar 8, 2022

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
edit: i think i misunderstood

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


mediaphage posted:

10gbe on board is pretty neat. this is gonna be $$$$$$$

Might end up blowing my budget to pick up one of these.

You know... ...for my studio.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

poty posted:

wait so the new monitor is only 4k?

maybe maybe not, 5x4k is enough pixels to drive one ridiculous display

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
‘Mac Studio with M1 Max” as a phrase that keeps being repeated is killing me.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

oh boy running circles around a Radeon 5700x isn’t a very high standard

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

wasn't the previous guy talking about people wanting modularity and expansion ability?

lol this is as modular as the trashcan pro.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

SO DEMANDING posted:

wasn't the previous guy talking about people wanting modularity and expansion ability?

lol this is as modular as the trashcan pro.

you stack them on top of each other, duh

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



they're really poo poo talking the mac pro and imac in this segment. feel bad for whoever makes those computers.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

SO DEMANDING posted:

wasn't the previous guy talking about people wanting modularity and expansion ability?

lol this is as modular as the trashcan pro.

yeah disappointed in that, i guess he just meant HERES A BUNCHA THUNDERBOLTS

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


18 simultaneous streams of 4k video. If you are live-editing a football game or something I guess.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
base is gonna be like 1599 but fully maxxed will be like 8 grand

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I'm throwing my Mac Pro in the garbage where it belongs

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
hey i have those vesa monitor arms

hey the apple monitor has vesa support! (unlike the imacs by default)

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



i unironically like that copper coat and it's crushing the nerd in the tech lab

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

bring back target display mode to reduce environmental impact so imac users can use the thicc studio mac timb

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
its so loving ugly lol

havelock
Jan 20, 2004

IGNORE ME
Soiled Meat
Surface Mac Studio

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
they are leaning hard into this new 'studio' product branding

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Hmm 80% faster than a 28-core Xeon.. impressive

How many GPU cores in that M1 Ultra? 32? 64?

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