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Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
the faster computer ever made*

*with 128GB of soldered ram

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
black keyboard and trackpad are back??

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



apple dropping hints at their new open office design where they just remove one wall on every floor

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

awww yeah MAX PERFORMANCE for my dogshit gherkin tests

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

awww yeah MAX PERFORMANCE for my dogshit gherkin tests

is that what the kids are calling it now

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
stop saying studio please

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


what about the monitors tim

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

awww yeah MAX PERFORMANCE for my dogshit gherkin tests

I'm gonna build those docker images so loving fast...

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
waiting for the inevitable sale of wraps and stickers that will make it look even worse

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Binary Badger posted:

Hmm 80% faster than a 28-core Xeon.. impressive

How many GPU cores in that M1 Ultra? 32? 64?

it’s just 2 maxes. I wasn’t joking about the copy, paste, flip

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
let's be honest: those airflow holes on the bottom
of the Mac studio is going to be clogged with cat hair and chip crumbs within a week for the typical goon

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

poty posted:

stop saying studio please

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SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

FMguru posted:

they are leaning hard into this new 'studio' product branding

"pro" is boring and business-like. what are you, a suit from IBM?

~*~studio~*~

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Taking bets now on how much more the stand with height adjustment will cost.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Oh hey I forgot about this. So finally a 'headless mac pro'.

The new monitor looks neat

edit: PORTRAIT

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
niceee 5k

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

holy poo poo a height-adjustable version

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

mediaphage posted:

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this guy gets it

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

LanceHunter posted:

Taking bets now on how much more the stand with height adjustment will cost.

after the max pro wheels? I’ll take the over

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

only 600 nits. pagancow wouldn't touch this poo poo with a 10 ft dongle

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



got a few a13s sitting in the warehouse, gotta touch bar them into a camera module

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


neutral milf hotel posted:

let's be honest: those airflow holes on the bottom
of the Mac studio is going to be clogged with cat hair and chip crumbs within a week for the typical goon

We all joke about these ridiculous ultra-clean background sets, not realizing that is actually Apple's recommendation for the maximum amount of environmental dirt in which this computer will operate.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
bold, articulate bass

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


akadajet posted:

only 600 nits. pagancow wouldn't touch this poo poo with a 10 ft dongle

dang I miss their video rants

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

are those two cooling fans in the monitor :pwn: gross

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I appreciate being told about P3 color spaces and 14 zillion colors while I watch the keynote on a poo poo-tier no-name monitor I got for less than a dinner for two at Outback

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

dang I miss their video rants

I forget why did they melt down and run off

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Binary Badger posted:

I appreciate being told about P3 color spaces and 14 zillion colors while I watch the keynote on a poo poo-tier no-name monitor I got for less than a dinner for two at Outback

Apple displays don't come with Bloomin' Onions :smug:

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

they're taking their sweet time before crushing our dreams with a $5000 base model price

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

...how do you connect 3 monitors to your macbook pro if it only has one thunderbolt port

3 cables? lol

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Ok the charging from the monitor is a nice addition.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I seriously want the silver and black extended keyboard + mouse

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

BLACK ACCESSORIES!!!


Stebe’s apple is truly dead

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


hobbesmaster posted:

I forget why did they melt down and run off

I wasn't around enough in other threads to know why they disappeared.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
can you buy a monitor without webcam i dont need a webcam

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Tim this tiny woman is almost dying inside your computer

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
lol at calling out usb-a ports as a feature

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



mac studio displayed with human for scale

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i assume this thing is still 60hz? i haven't seen the refresh rate mentioned

Adbot
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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


But seriously I do know some people who are going to go ape over this Studio. It seems dangerous for tiny people though.

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