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it’s fantastic that nary even a car crash can take me down but there’s a gross kinda lip film stuck on the petals and I can start to smell my old breath whenever I kiss it
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Also, whenever I have a tummyhurt, everyone just thinks I’m kissing the rose for fun which is bs because pain can happen in the inside even in someone who looks fine
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I feel a new weird kind of pain when everyone stares at me whenever I use my Rose Fastpass to cut the line but they dunno I didn’t pay full price I used a coupon code from Honey. kissing the rose does not get rid of this additional pain
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sometimes I intentionally graze my hands over the Thorns of Destiny and pretend it is an accident. yes it will condemn my after days but it also gives me that little extra kick of pain before I kiss the sacred rose
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sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I was a Major Knight and all I had to do no matter the injury was just wrap a bandage around my forearm or use that spray from resident evil. I think about it a lot while I’m in line at the garden
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I kissed my wife before bed yesterday for the very first time. it was ok
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I asked the guard if they can’t like wipe it down or something I mean we’re in a pandemic and he laughed and said the rose is naturally antiseptic you just gotta make sure you achieve direct contact by avoiding the growing crusts
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*getting a paper cut at work* well great there goes my day
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Yeah, that's Jimmy No-Lips. Lost his lips in a freak lawnmower accident in '14. Every so often he comes out and stares at the rose. No one knows what to say to him, and it's not like he can say anything decipherable back anyway
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Jimmy Lips in early 2014 trips while mowing his lawn, tumbling aside as his mower falls backwards, rearing up its base. Laying in the freshly shorn sod, Jimmy notices that the blades of the rotor look familiar. Like petals reaching out from a centre.
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