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StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

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As the title says.

My thesis for the last 30 years is that the defining political event of the next 30 years will be a series of events that will come to be known as the Anglophone Abyss, as at least the USA and UK fall into complete dysfunction, authoritarianism and basically come to resemble the meme version of post-soviet Russia.

StratGoatCom has issued a correction as of 18:27 on Mar 14, 2022

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Ssthalar
Sep 16, 2007

Manmade horrors beyond your wildest nightmares.

Starting... about 15 years ago or so.

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

It is 2058 and I am sitting down to play the newly released Final Fantasy VII Remake part three. "Poggers", I say, sipping on an ice cold bottle of Ensure. Outside, Greater Korean Peacekeeping Drones loom large in the night sky, ever vigilant. Their electric gaze brings me comfort.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Things will continue to generally get worse

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Posting is finally banned and we are all freed

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Dow 100k let’s fucken go

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

we're all gonna wish we die but some of us will live to see the absolute hell that man has created

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
my posts continue to decline in quality but increase in quantity

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic

Lastgirl posted:

Dow 100k let’s fucken go

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Each day is dumber than the previous.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Horny will be allowed finally

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice


Brrrmph posted:

Each day is dumber than the previous.

I want predictions, not statements of fact.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
2.5C by then right?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Homeless Friend posted:

2.5C by then right?

we will not exceed the speed of light by two and a half times, no

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Animal-Mother posted:

we will not exceed the speed of light by two and a half times, no

not with that attitude

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Jabberlock posted:

Things will continue to generally get worse

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
They will manage to invent a new flavor of m&m, it's not all bad

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

everything will be kinda the same just slowly shittier on a nice long gradient so there’s never any point where people take notice and everyone just vaguely remembers things used to be better

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

shyduck posted:

Horny will be allowed finally

Never.

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!
usa becomes an explicit ethnostate by 2032 and the forums are freed of my bad posts shortly after. dunno what happens in the 2050s but i bet it rules so pour one tia

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.


just wait for the blockchain to collapse, dragging down cryptobros globally, forcing jeffrey to find new income streams so he can afford clean air refills for his climadome

a new premium $30/month SA account subscription tier option, granting access to the hallowed halls of the Do Post Porn Here subforum

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

widespread global collapse by the 2030s

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
The galactic federation absorbs earth, Kissinger celebrates his 129th, i gobble down on an alien appendage as i submit to be an exotified sex slave by a specieist alien from the gamma quadrant

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Metaverse is a huge success. Elon Musk solves global warming. Every nation in the world joins NATA ending all global conflict. President AOC ends crony capitalism ushering in a utopia beyond our current imaginations

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



It is the 28th year in the reign of immortal God-President Trump. So much winning.

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


There will be more, different consumer electronics*

*prediction care of: every futurist for the last 70 years

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


2052 will be the Year of the Linux Desktop

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

pushpins posted:

Metaverse is a huge success. Elon Musk solves global warming. Every nation in the world joins NATA ending all global conflict. President AOC ends crony capitalism ushering in a utopia beyond our current imaginations
id rather us all die than be saved by Elon

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Wheeee posted:

everything will be kinda the same just slowly shittier on a nice long gradient so there’s never any point where people take notice and everyone just vaguely remembers things used to be better

Talking about how much better things used to be or could be will go against your citizen score

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

There will be more, different consumer electronics*

*prediction care of: every futurist for the last 70 years

That's not fair. Consumer appliances that aren't electronics also. And vaguely different personal transport cars.

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Chelsea Clinton will lose a couple primaries, there will be a human corpse on the moon, the internet will seem a little freer for a while before swinging back to monopolization, and about a third of all motor vehicles in operation in the US will still run on gas.

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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sleeptalker posted:

Chelsea Clinton will lose a couple primaries,

Why would Adam Friedland do this

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

The Rock will be president

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
most goons reading this are divorced

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
the US will be reconstituted as an openly corrupt, socially repressive oligarchy comparable to Russia and various central asian republics while the rest of the world laughs (including the aforementioned)

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



blue ocean

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

GalacticAcid posted:

most goons reading this are divorced

title says predict the next 30 years

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

UFO disclosure is coming in the next 30

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



StratGoatCom posted:

the next 30 years will be a series of events ... as at least the USA and UK fall into complete dysfunction

Chillgamesh posted:

title says predict the next 30 years
So:

Jabberlock posted:

Things will continue to generally get worse

... except when they don't, for example:

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

There will be more, different consumer electronics*

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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Open and free Internet access will be rolled back, partially voluntarily as future generations recoil at the damage the flow of information has given us, and will be something few people will actually access or expect to access. It's a tool used by governments and corporations but your access to the internet will be metered through them.

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