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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Has Anyone Ever Tried Crack on Purpose as a Test of Willpower?
 
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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
No I don't do drugs that's for losers but when I was 22 I stretched and stretched until I was flexible enough to suck my own dick. I did it once to prove that I could and then never again. It was the best blowjob I ever got. It's like imagine how much better you are at jerking yourself off than other people but apply that to blowjobs. I could probably still do it now but I won't because I'm better than that.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Has Anyone Ever Tried Crack on Purpose as a Test of Willpower?