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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Way easier to cook and who wants to slurp loving footlong noodles

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Peggy Edson posted:

who wants to slurp loving footlong noodles

lol, way to tell on yourself. never been on a date with a dog before.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




:same:

Anyone who has a problem with it can suck my gently caress.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Can’t suck your gently caress, too busy suckin on foot long spaghett

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Bad Purchase posted:

lol, way to tell on yourself. never been on a date with a dog before.

This thread is not about your wife.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i thought children weren't allowed to post here

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

it doesn't matter at all

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I have no strong opinion on noodles unless they are cold. Even then I am willing to settle.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Peggy Edson posted:

This thread is not about your wife.

if you're attempting to shame me and my dog wife it's not going to work

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

lol who doesn't break em in half op? they don't fit in the pot of you don't and long noodles do suck, can't even eat em with a fork easily.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I’m the little pieces of spaghetti shrapnel that fly out and live in the crevices of your stovetop

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




LuckyCat posted:

I’m the little pieces of spaghetti shrapnel that fly out and live in the crevices of your stovetop

‘Sup :cheers:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Wendigee posted:

lol who doesn't break em in half op? they don't fit in the pot of you don't and long noodles do suck, can't even eat em with a fork easily.

i don't because my family is italian. they fit in the pot once they bend down after cooking for 20-30 seconds. but the real deal is that it's basolutely inconsequential in every way. shatter them into little tiny shards, who gives a gently caress

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

ban this sicko

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

i eat only forkable pasta. cavatappi, rotini, etc. get outta here with that twirling poo poo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/seanyoo/status/1410483607970320385

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Every pasta shape has its place Amen

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I like to imagine I'm snapping the souls of a hundred Italians at once


LuckyCat posted:

I’m the little pieces of spaghetti shrapnel that fly out and live in the crevices of your stovetop

That's why you do it in the sink. Jesus.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


"go in the pan my love"

wow, shits deep

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m gonna break my spaghetti over OP’s freakin head!!!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Wtf op. Most uncool.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if someone gets really upset about it either way then you can safely :sever:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

LuckyCat posted:

I’m the little pieces of spaghetti shrapnel that fly out and live in the crevices of your stovetop

They should just sell the spaghetti half length so that we don't have to break it and this doesn't happen

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Many Italians actually do this. Old and young, it's not really a problem.

The issue about it is most likely from those idiots in the US trying to be more Italian than Italians.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Placing my oversized pasta pot over OP’s head before banging it with an equally oversized wooden spoon as I scream obscenities in Italian.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

if someone gets really upset about it either way then you can safely :sever:

You toucha my noodle i breaka your face

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I only eat kraft mac and cheese.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OP is a loving child lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OP also asks the waiter at the restaurant to cut up his steak lol

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
Broke my dick off in your bitch
I'm rollin in the 6
Dropped some bands for the whip
And I'm icy watch the drip

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Nooner posted:

OP also asks the waiter at the restaurant to cut up his steak lol

Oh yeah? And what do you make your waiter do?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
makin spaghets and sausages tonite in honor of this bad thread

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

OP also asks the waiter at the restaurant to cut up his steak lol

dude thinks hes freakin lebron james smdh

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I break my ravioli in half before cooking it. I'm not a big fan of how it grosses up the water but w/e

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




if you break the spaghetti in half you can't make getti spaghetti https://twitter.com/lenawtflol/status/1361128621985980417?s=20

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Nooner posted:

OP is a loving child lol

gently caress you, Nooner, you're a child!

Bad Purchase posted:

if you break the spaghetti in half you can't make getti spaghetti https://twitter.com/lenawtflol/status/1361128621985980417?s=20

That's fetish.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I never eat elongated pasta op, way too messy. Mostly just stick w/ rotini, maybe ziti if I'm feeling venturous

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I bet you don't even peel your gnocchi

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




AARD VARKMAN posted:

I break my ravioli in half before cooking it. I'm not a big fan of how it grosses up the water but w/e

it's gonna break apart in your stomach anyway, it's no different

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LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Sophy Wackles posted:

I only eat kraft mac and cheese.

velveeta shells and cheese BITCH

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