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LuckyCat posted:velveeta shells and cheese BITCH a guilty pleasure of mine 
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Everyone uses spaghetti with ragu a la bolognese and it's loving weird. Tagliatelle or fettucine are way loving better, they get more sauce and they just work better. As for breaking the spaghetti, whatever, I ain't the spaghetti police, I just want people to use better pasta for better food.
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Mar 16, 2022 05:43
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Breaking spaghetti is for people in high chairs. Also, angel hair is the optimal noodle for spag and mballs.
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Mar 16, 2022 05:51
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This is a good list of pasta I think I counted off about 35 kinds I have eaten at some point in my life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta
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Mar 16, 2022 06:02
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StarkRavingMad posted:They should just sell the spaghetti half length so that we don't have to break it and this doesn't happen
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Mar 16, 2022 06:09
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Some times when I can afford food I will also break it in to two and then it is like I have two food
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Mar 16, 2022 06:11
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Peggy Edson posted:This thread is not about your wife. MAAAAAAH WAAAAFE!!!
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Mar 16, 2022 06:28
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But seriously. I have never eaten broken spaghetti because no one in my family ever broke it like that before. When I make spaghetti I just drop it in the pot. Even if half of it is sticking out of the water, I just use a pair of tongs to slowly bend it all down under the water and twirl it into the pot. It takes like 45 seconds to do, and then my spaghetti doesn’t look like it was prepared by a five-year-old from The Midwest.
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Mar 16, 2022 06:32
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I also break my pasta so I can walk away from it after I put it in the boiling water.
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Mar 16, 2022 06:39
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Just shove the spaghetti up my rear end in a top hat and call me a sonofagun
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Mar 16, 2022 08:03
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Mar 16, 2022 08:15
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phasmid posted:Breaking spaghetti is for people in high chairs. Also, angel hair is the optimal noodle for spag and mballs. My kitchen table is an island and I sit at a barstool 
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Mar 16, 2022 11:51
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Peggy Edson posted:My kitchen table is an island and I sit at a barstool The very heavens will open up to destroy thee.
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Mar 16, 2022 11:55
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Yeah, that's fine. The only people who care about that poo poo are Italians, or worse: Italian-Americans.
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Mar 16, 2022 12:21
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I do it too who gives a gently caress? My favorite pasta shape is the little wheels. Or rigatoni. Or elbows. They all taste the same so do what you want! Cheese stuffed manicotti I'll fight about.
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Mar 16, 2022 12:46
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What you don’t want to do is insert uncooked spaghetti into your urethra
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Mar 16, 2022 12:51
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I thought you proles cared about "mouthfeel." Twice rebuked, cubed. Bitchh vv ughhh. v phasmid fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Mar 16, 2022 |
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Mar 16, 2022 12:54
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Gargamel Gibson posted:Yeah, that's fine. The only people who care about that poo poo are Italians, or worse: Italian-Americans. I'm Italian-American and the poster that said something like "trying to be more Italian than Italians" is spot on about my family. It's embarrassaing.
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Mar 16, 2022 13:03
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I do the same and when on my plate I will use my fork to break it into smaller pieces so I can scoop it up on my fork better.
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Mar 16, 2022 13:13
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a thought though, why not just buy shorter noodles? noodles come in so many shapes and sizes, you buy the long ones and then break them? just start with what you want
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Mar 16, 2022 13:16
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I put kidney beans and CORN in my goulash last night. Whatcha gonna do about it? It was delicious and I regret nothing
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Mar 16, 2022 13:17
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The One True Pasta Dish is baked ziti anyway.
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Mar 16, 2022 13:22
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:a thought though, why not just buy shorter noodles? noodles come in so many shapes and sizes, you buy the long ones and then break them? just start with what you want If you buy the long ones and break em you get twice as many for the same price
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Mar 16, 2022 13:24
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Mooey Cow posted:If you buy the long ones and break em you get twice as many for the same price 
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Mar 16, 2022 13:26
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Mooey Cow posted:If you buy the long ones and break em you get twice as many for the same price
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Mar 16, 2022 13:32
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So spaghetti can be broken in half. But do beans go in chili?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What you don’t want to do is insert uncooked spaghetti into your urethra Gonna do this now
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Mar 16, 2022 13:48
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Insert the spaghetti into your urethra while flaccid, get hard and use that to snap the spaghetti in half.
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Mar 16, 2022 13:57
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:a thought though, why not just buy shorter noodles? noodles come in so many shapes and sizes, you buy the long ones and then break them? just start with what you want It's a bulk discount if you buy one really long noodle and chop it into smaller pieces, don't ask me how it works
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Mar 16, 2022 13:57
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Its more important that you kiss the spaghetti first But that doesn't jive with the more western audiences. mama mia
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Mar 16, 2022 14:01
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Is there a pasta that's like spaghetti but girthier and manlier, I feel emasculated eating thread thin tiny dicks. Maybe cannelloni?
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Mar 16, 2022 14:09
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Colonel Cancer posted:Is there a pasta that's like spaghetti but girthier and manlier, I feel emasculated eating thread thin tiny dicks. Maybe cannelloni? Girtharoni?
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Mar 16, 2022 14:11
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i use rice instead, in all circumstances. bolognese? sorted. lasagne? you'd better believe it
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Mar 16, 2022 14:14
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maybe eat grown up pasta like penne and you won't have this problem
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Mar 16, 2022 14:19
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i use rice instead, in all circumstances. bolognese? sorted. lasagne? you'd better believe it that's hosed up dude
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Mar 16, 2022 14:20
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Linguini is like flat spaghetti
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Mar 16, 2022 14:31
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Rutibex posted:maybe eat grown up pasta like penne and you won't have this problem lolling at the thought that pastas in different shapes are more "grown up." I regret to inform you that it is the same mass of carbs no matter the shape.
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Mar 16, 2022 14:32
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Rutibex posted:maybe eat grown up pasta like penne and you won't have this problem I don't bother with small round tube pasta's anymore I just eat Lasagna sheets, one at a time, and eventually I will have eaten 12,742 km of them, the diameter of the world, and thats probably the largest tube type circle pasta.
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Mar 16, 2022 14:32
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Bad Purchase posted:if you break the spaghetti in half you can't make getti spaghetti https://twitter.com/lenawtflol/status/1361128621985980417?s=20 Dessert Course: 
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I was anti-breaking but seeing this dago freak out has switched my allegiances
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