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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
If people broke pasta just so that the resultant noodles were easier to eat they'd break them into fifths or something. No, the only reason anybody does this is so that it fits in the pot.

StarkRavingMad posted:

They should just sell the spaghetti half length so that we don't have to break it and this doesn't happen

They do. But that just takes all the fun out of it.

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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

AKA Pseudonym posted:

If people broke pasta just so that the resultant noodles were easier to eat they'd break them into fifths or something. No, the only reason anybody does this is so that it fits in the pot.

They do. But that just takes all the fun out of it.

The Native Italians are beasts.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I was anti-breaking but seeing this dago freak out has switched my allegiances

It is actually okay to say this, because society deems it is not possible to be racist against Italians.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Dago jfc.

In 2022, classic.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You can't be racist against italians tho

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Greg of Doom posted:

Dago jfc.

In 2022, classic.

No. You’re missing the point. It’s actually okay to say that. It is perfectly acceptable to make fun of Italians, stereotype them, appropriate their culture, etc. Western society has decided that it doesn’t care and that it’s fine.

So it’s all good.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Haven't white people suffered enough?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




syntaxfunction posted:

So spaghetti can be broken in half.

But do beans go in chili?

I make vegan chili with beans instead of meat. :unsmigghh:

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

No. You’re missing the point. It’s actually okay to say that. It is perfectly acceptable to make fun of Italians, stereotype them, appropriate their culture, etc. Western society has decided that it doesn’t care and that it’s fine.

So it’s all good.

As a wog, I dont give a gently caress.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

Linguini is better than spaghetti

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's pronounced shpagetti

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

FPzero posted:

Linguini is better than spaghetti

They are both good

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
idk I've always just taken the 10 seconds it takes to coax the top part of the spaghet down into the water instead of breaking it

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
also its gotta be thin spaghetti or angel hair, reg spaghetti is poo poo at holding saucve

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Revins posted:

also its gotta be thin spaghetti or angel hair, reg spaghetti is poo poo at holding saucve

This is scary as hell.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

One day, OP, sadly foreshortened spaghetti will jump out of your pot and break you in half.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
made spaghets last night


topped it with a pile of kraft parmesan :twisted:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Chinatown posted:

made spaghets last night


topped it with a pile of kraft parmesan :twisted:

Shaky Cheese is a must, goon sir.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Chinatown posted:

made spaghets last night


topped it with a pile of kraft parmesan :twisted:
I used fancy italian parm on my pasta for a long time before I realized it was a waste of good cheese

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Chinatown posted:

made spaghets last night


topped it with a pile of kraft parmesan :twisted:

I love kraft powdered Parm. I sometimes shake some on a spoon and just eat it. :ninja:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

MakaVillian posted:

I love kraft powdered Parm. I sometimes shake some on a spoon and just eat it. :ninja:

I like when you get the big chunks that are stuck together

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Chinatown posted:

made spaghets last night


topped it with a pile of kraft parmesan :twisted:

:hmmyes:

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Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Somebody toucha my spaghett :(

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