Meditation on Waluigi

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TheSpamalope: Dec 30, 2008; by sebmojo; Lipstick Apathy

EA Sports posted:

i was a camelot/sonic software planning slut child and stan whatever they make. hey even the 3rd golden sun game isnt too bad, you think you'd be on top of your game after making sports games for ten years? just put the doo doo you make at the wide end of the funnel, please.

what the hell you sayin bro :synpa:

# ? Mar 16, 2022 08:23

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# ? May 10, 2024 14:53

EA Sports: Feb 10, 2007; by Azathoth

"The creation of the Mario character, Waluigi, can be attributed to Camelot Software, after Nintendo requested a "Wario-like" counterpart for Luigi during the development of Mario Tennis."

# ? Mar 16, 2022 08:24

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Waaaaaaaaaligi.

Golden Sun games slap rear end almost as hard as Waluigi eats it.

# ? Mar 16, 2022 10:10

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

Waluigi would never sell dud tabs. He'll invite you over and let you trip for free.

Now that Mario fucker, he gets blazed every night while actively campaigning against legalization.

# ? Mar 16, 2022 15:03

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Back in the 2000s deviantart era (internet middle ages) someone made a Wii boxart mockup of Waluigi's Unicycle Grand Prix Challenge, but it seems to no longer exist. Anyway that'd be his game if he ever got one

# ? Mar 16, 2022 16:09

Beartaco: Apr 10, 2007; by sebmojo

The realization that Waluigi is actually a better play on words than Wario was an astonishing moment for me.

# ? Mar 16, 2022 16:15

TheSpamalope: Dec 30, 2008; by sebmojo; Lipstick Apathy

Bluedeanie posted:

Back in the 2000s deviantart era (internet middle ages) someone made a Wii boxart mockup of Waluigi's Unicycle Grand Prix Challenge, but it seems to no longer exist. Anyway that'd be his game if he ever got one

Why does he like to ride bikes (i do)

# ? Mar 16, 2022 16:17

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

He's a bad-rear end and all the bad-asses I know ride bikes.

# ? Mar 16, 2022 16:21

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

TheSpamalope posted:

They shoulda made waluigi all blue and called him bluigi.

WALUIGI'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!

# ? Mar 16, 2022 16:59

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

waluigi organized a lot of blm protests

he was also involved in the capitol riots

he's apolitical he just likes being in the mix

# ? Mar 16, 2022 18:07

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

waluigi participates in the make a wish foundation but specifically only for kids who wish to die

# ? Mar 16, 2022 18:07

TheSpamalope: Dec 30, 2008; by sebmojo; Lipstick Apathy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

waluigi participates in the make a wish foundation but specifically only for kids who wish to die

# ? Mar 16, 2022 18:10

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress; Ultra Carp

A Bakers Cousin posted:

https://twitter.com/shitshowdotinfo/status/956969945841242115

# ? Mar 16, 2022 18:17

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

waluigi organized a lot of blm protests

he was also involved in the capitol riots

he's apolitical he just likes being in the mix

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

waluigi participates in the make a wish foundation but specifically only for kids who wish to die

lol

# ? Mar 16, 2022 19:28

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

A Bakers Cousin posted:

https://twitter.com/shitshowdotinfo/status/956969945841242115

drat now that�s a Meditation on Waluigi. OP you could learn a thing or two from this guy.

# ? Mar 16, 2022 19:50

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

BigBadSteve posted:

WALUIGI'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!

his balls are tho

# ? Mar 16, 2022 19:52

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

i think waluigi has the most powerful Posting Energy of any of the mario cast

# ? Mar 16, 2022 21:17

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

What do you think Sartre would say about Waluigi? Would he consider Waluigi to be living an inauthentic life by living the narrow role prescribed to him by Nintendo, like an automaton? Or would he appreciate Waluigi�s rejection of the bourgeois coin-centric life into which he was born in favor of his passionate pursuit of tennis and golf?

# ? Mar 16, 2022 22:03

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

"Wa-haaaaaaaaa~"

- Waluigi

# ? Mar 16, 2022 22:06

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

I think Waluigi could kick Sephiroth's rear end in a fair fight but NINTENDO will never let us find out.

# ? Mar 16, 2022 22:09

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Where is Ma Luigi

# ? Mar 16, 2022 22:26

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

# ? Mar 16, 2022 22:30

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Prof. Crocodile posted:

What do you think Sartre would say about Waluigi? Would he consider Waluigi to be living an inauthentic life by living the narrow role prescribed to him by Nintendo, like an automaton? Or would he appreciate Waluigi’s rejection of the bourgeois coin-centric life into which he was born in favor of his passionate pursuit of tennis and golf?

waluigi, stoically posed in silence, listens to the lecture on mid-century existentialist thought. he slowly pantomimes a jackoff motion while twirling his mustache

# ? Mar 16, 2022 23:43

egg_dog: Nov 12, 2005; nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́; Fun Shoe

Waluigi is just what happened when Kirby ate Luigi but also sucked up a bunch of trash off the floor by accident

# ? Mar 16, 2022 23:47

tripwood: Jul 21, 2003; "Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.

WAAAAAAH I'M WALUIGI SUCK MY DICK I'M WALUIGI WAAAHHHH

# ? Mar 17, 2022 00:07

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

tripwood posted:

WAAAAAAH I'M WALUIGI SUCK MY DICK I'M WALUIGI WAAAHHHH

# ? Mar 17, 2022 00:22

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

# ? Mar 17, 2022 01:23

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Applewhite posted:

Personally I don't think Waluigi is Wario's brother or even a true dark reflection of Luigi. Waluigi is just an actor Wario hired to play evil Luigi.

This is correct, Waluigi and Wario are just, according to the one Nintendo employee who has weighed in, Charles Martinet, just �two nice, evil guys who found each other"

# ? Mar 24, 2022 21:52

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Wabowser is a hard-working white-collar professional koopa whose family made an honest marriage proposal to the Watoadstools.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 22:06

Wile E. Toyota: Jul 18, 2008; Under no circumstances should you be proud of someone for wearing flip-flops.

I invite you to meditate on why people create things like this

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# ? Mar 24, 2022 23:47

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Wile E. Toyota posted:

I invite you to meditate on why people create things like this

Horniness. Next question

# ? Mar 24, 2022 23:57

Wile E. Toyota: Jul 18, 2008; Under no circumstances should you be proud of someone for wearing flip-flops.

Bluedeanie posted:

Horniness. Next question

But there are a million other things besides Waluigi to direct ones horniness upon. It's not like people don't have options.

I think it goes weirder and deeper than that anyway. Explain this one

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# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:03

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Waluigi is the sexual Luigi. That's why nintendo keeps him out of their games; they would just be too horny.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:04

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Yeah the only people who have healthy sex lives in the Mario games are Waluigi, Daisy, Birdo, Captain Toad and Nabbit. Luigi occasionally pays a prostitute but feels guilty for weeks after.

# ? Mar 25, 2022 00:15