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TheSpamalope posted:waluigi the kinda dude who takes the aisle seat on the bus and then wont move to let the girl beside him get out and wont say anything until the police have to come take him away. that could be his game I guess id play that game. itd be kindof like payday 2 where youre supposed to rob a methadone clinic or whatever but it turns into a cop killing simulator we could call it waluigi's pork barrel slaughterhouse funanza now get over here and do some aromatherapy off this fat line of white lightning with me, doug bowser
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Mac and Cheese posted:he really deserves one. luigi has his mansion, wario has his wares, mario is obviously a multifaceted modern renaissance man, but what would waluigi do? idk waluigi is barred fron school zones and once tried to burn down a homeless shelter for quote the insurance money endquote waluigi has a driving gun waluigi eats rear end out like he's in the hit film adaptation of "thinner" and soon there will be no more asses in which to feast on
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waluigi gave shyguy the idea for the mobile gloryhole and hasnt seen a loving dime in IP royalties because of the "horeshit" EU trade ruling
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waluigi sold dud tabs of acid to this particular guy in undergrad and it loving shows
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waluigi organized a lot of blm protests he was also involved in the capitol riots he's apolitical he just likes being in the mix
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waluigi participates in the make a wish foundation but specifically only for kids who wish to die
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Prof. Crocodile posted:What do you think Sartre would say about Waluigi? Would he consider Waluigi to be living an inauthentic life by living the narrow role prescribed to him by Nintendo, like an automaton? Or would he appreciate Waluigi’s rejection of the bourgeois coin-centric life into which he was born in favor of his passionate pursuit of tennis and golf? waluigi, stoically posed in silence, listens to the lecture on mid-century existentialist thought. he slowly pantomimes a jackoff motion while twirling his mustache
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