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"Hey buddy. Found your dildos in the dishwasher again this morning. Next time at least run it!!!!"
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Can’t you just put them in your loving CPAP mask sterilizer like a goddamn NORMAL PERSON! 
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Mar 18, 2022 03:53
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Please make sure you put your cat in your room at night so he doesn't keep scratching at my door while I'm sleeping Thank you
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Mar 18, 2022 03:56
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please stop putting empty cum jars back into the fridge
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Mar 18, 2022 04:14
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I baked cookies this afternoon. Please help yourself to one if you're interested.
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Mar 18, 2022 04:16
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I LEARNED A NEW WORD NOW I APPLY IT TO EVERYTHIIIIINNNNGGG HAHAHA! 
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Mar 18, 2022 04:20
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This loving Stilton cheese is so passive aggressive. 
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Mar 18, 2022 04:22
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"Deodorant goes in the bathroom."
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Mar 18, 2022 04:35
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Dear Roomie, I will loving kill you if you ever leave your wet towel on the bathroom floor again. Do you loving understand what I'm capable of? I will loving stab you to death if you do it one more time. P.S. I noticed you that there are some leftovers of yours on the third shelf of the fridge. No big deal. It's not like I need space in the fridge for anything. Thanks!
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Mar 18, 2022 04:48
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Nooner posted:please stop putting empty cum jars back into the fridge so you're telling me you'd prefer them to be full. got it! 
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Mar 18, 2022 04:51
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I came into your room while you slept and stroked your hair a little. You should use conditioner.
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Mar 18, 2022 04:55
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"hey buddy, I thought we agreed that the giant dildo is only yours on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. It is Tuesday now and still no dildo. Did you misplace it somewhere? It costs lots of money you know."
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Mar 18, 2022 05:21
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As of today 15% of the food in my side of the fridge has strychnine in it. Are you feeling lucky?
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Mar 18, 2022 05:27
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please stop leaving your pony cum jars on my radiator. I know my radiator gets hotter than yours but I need that space for my pony cum jars
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Mar 18, 2022 05:43
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Please stop drinking the cum out of my fridge jars and leaving them out.
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Mar 18, 2022 05:49
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How many cum jars do we really need here? They're in the fridge, the cabinets and the radiator. At least combine the half empty ones together, I think Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy can share a jar guys.
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Mar 18, 2022 05:51
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Lotta Putin roommates ITT.
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Mar 18, 2022 05:52
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The Kitchen Constitution poem on the fridge isn't just for show 
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Mar 18, 2022 05:56
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please when you are having relations with your girlfriend tell her to not to say "oh G*d". It is deeply offensive to me as a christian when someone takes the lord's name in vain
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Mar 18, 2022 06:12
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That sound your balls make as they slap against whatever it is you've brought home to gently caress is super hot.
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Mar 18, 2022 06:52
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its all nice on rice posted:Lotta Putin roommates ITT.
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Mar 18, 2022 07:13
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BLESS THIS MESS
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Mar 18, 2022 07:16
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Warning: I will be creating a foul lasagna in our shared bathtub.
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Mar 18, 2022 07:40
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precision posted:"Hey buddy. Found your dildos in the dishwasher again this morning. Next time at least run it!!!!" Buy one of those massive dragon dildos and put it next to his in the dishwasher to assert dominance.
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Mar 18, 2022 07:55
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Treecko posted:Please make sure you put your cat in your room at night so he doesn't keep scratching at my door while I'm sleeping Please leave your door open so my cat can cuddle you at night. Thank you. a few DRUNK BONERS posted:That sound your balls make as they slap against whatever it is you've brought home to gently caress is super hot. 
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I am guessing you had a roommate. What did she do to you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPEWBEa8pqg Zeluth fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Mar 18, 2022 |
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Mar 18, 2022 08:02
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*hastily printed black and white meme of Uncle Sam pasted on the bathroom mirror* I want YOU to stop pissing in the sink
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Mar 18, 2022 08:39
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down n out posted:*hastily printed black and white meme of Uncle Sam pasted on the bathroom mirror* This requires a story now.
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Mar 18, 2022 11:14
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Stop posing your amine pillow in my room, also wash the damned thing. Don't gently caress with me Derek, I'll send those pics to your dad.
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Mar 18, 2022 11:41
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Plays Simon & Garfunkle The Sound of Silence whenever female housemate is having sex and I sing only the words THEEE SOOOOOOOUNDS OF SILEEEENNNNNCE at the top of my voice each time they are said in the song.
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Hi Richie! Just a quick reminder to flush the toilet when you are done! We are not a "if it's yellow, leave it mellow" apartment, especially when it's more "brown" than "yellow".
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Mar 18, 2022 13:18
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So I noticed you used the whole bottle of the good olive oil to fry some frozen French fries for your girlfriend even though there’s a big jug of canola right there for that very purpose. That’s an interesting culinary take.
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Mar 18, 2022 13:22
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Stop eating my food rear end whole and eat my poo poo!!!
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Mar 18, 2022 13:53
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Zeluth posted:I am guessing you had a roommate. What did she do to you? the first roommate i had was a lesbian vampire who paid me in clothes and weed. one of the better roommates i had
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Mar 18, 2022 17:06
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I'm gonna gently caress u roommate
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Mar 18, 2022 17:08
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Hey if you bring home food because you didn't finish it, you should eventually eat it. Before you bring home more food that you didn't finish. Thanks!
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Mar 18, 2022 17:16
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I just hosed your girlfriend.
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Mar 18, 2022 17:49
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By popular demand posted:I just hosed your girlfriend. Oh no, it's more like, "Hey, when I'm plowing your girlfriend and your mom while you're crying and masturbating in the closet, it kinda messes with my flow, just keep it down a bit, we're all adults here ok?"
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Mar 18, 2022 17:54
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stop leaving crumbs on the counter. crumbs go in the crumb box. we have been over this.
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it stink like poo poo in here
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