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Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

precision posted:

"Hey buddy. Found your dildos in the dishwasher again this morning. Next time at least run it!!!!"

Buy one of those massive dragon dildos and put it next to his in the dishwasher to assert dominance.

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Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

down n out posted:

*hastily printed black and white meme of Uncle Sam pasted on the bathroom mirror*

I want YOU to stop pissing in the sink

This requires a story now.

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