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Cum Mold
Mar 18, 2022

by sebmojo
JUst more evidence that the Russians are all bad people

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I hosed a huge pile of poo poo in the middle of the stock exchange

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Cum Mold

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


The ball went into my anus

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

On the floor they were trading a stock and going nutzoid about it the stock was NFS and it was the "Nasty loving Slut" and it was me. Trending upwards

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




CUM!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




CUUUUUUUUUM!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Shut da gently caress up

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

*me screaming frantically sweating and poo poo dribbling down my rear end crack as piss blasts out my dick* "SHITTYPOOPYBUTTDICKSHITTYPOOPYBUTTDICKSHITTYPOOPYBUTTDICK"

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Shut da gently caress up

:gizz:

Cum Mold
Mar 18, 2022

by sebmojo

OK this is epic

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cum Mold posted:

OK this is epic

Did you get banned again

Cum Mold
Mar 18, 2022

by sebmojo
Bounty Hunters are saying its up to 750K per testical

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

buy low sell high

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I hosed a huge pile of poo poo in the middle of the stock exchange

that was the stocking exchange and it's why you're banned for life

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Even the real world stock exchange is about making numbers go up because it's the only thing that allows old guys with too much money to maintain their perpetual erections. Works even better than viagra.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
An extremely 2007 youtube poop of Gwonam from the cdi zelda games saying "Come" for 2 minutes straight

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Oh gently caress, you're going to make me short

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
I'm going long in gas futures.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i bought PeePeePal

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb2jXK0jerYYfK3uZ1NZo0g This song but it's "Stock Exchange Rides my Cock"

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Bunch of rich old guys pumping their cum into the stock market to make the numbers go up and give themselves a massive orgasm every time they do.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


When I was starting out in this business they made us walk down to Broadway and suckle that bull's balls while the senior partners jerked off on us.

Now any old pedestrian can go down there and jerk off, there's so much cum on that bull you could use it as a slide.

My whole life is a loving sham, gently caress this

<puts huge cock in mouth and chokes on jizz>

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

a mysterious cloak posted:

When I was starting out in this business they made us walk down to Broadway and suckle that bull's balls while the senior partners jerked off on us.

Now any old pedestrian can go down there and jerk off, there's so much cum on that bull you could use it as a slide.

My whole life is a loving sham, gently caress this

<puts huge cock in mouth and chokes on jizz>

The bull on walstreet is a sexual harraser

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
At least they don't do that to the little girl statue.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They put the gom jabbar down my urethra

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
The Gom Jabbar is pretty short. anything you want to confess?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Genesplicer posted:

The Gom Jabbar is pretty short. anything you want to confess?

Yeah why did u put it down my urethra

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Yeah why did u put it down my urethra

he was probably just grabbing at the dark.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I love cum for its restorative properties plz cover me in it

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

runnypoops posted:

I love cum for its restorative properties plz cover me in it

It just occurred to me that Ra's Al Ghul might have been queer coded but I don't think it has anything to do with the Lazarus pits.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
If Jon Stewart is on youtube saying the stock market is broken you know it’s been beyond repair for years

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

down n out posted:

If Jon Stewart is on youtube saying the stock market is broken you know it’s been beyond repair for years

Bitcoin taught stockbrokers that if they just keep endlessly pumping more money into the stock market it will never collapse and number will go up forever.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Yeah why did u put it down my urethra

he meant to suck poo poo straight out of your rear end in a top hat op

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The Cum Jabbar

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i work for a company that steals my excess value to enrich the executives and the shareholders. i then use a big chunk of my paycheck every month to buy index funds so that i can steal back an infinitesimally small quantity of excess value from hundreds of millions of workers all around the world.

much like goku, channeling a retirement spirit bomb
:goku:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Exchanging cum during a pandemic sounds like a bad idea

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Exchanging cum during a pandemic sounds like a bad idea

it's safe, i've been storing my cum since before the pandemic

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I had a half-russian girlfriend once and only now i realize that the reason she dumped me was that my semen was too potent for her biology. All this time i thought it was my off-putting personality and appearance lmao

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