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so i was bored and browsing wikipedia at work (you know, as you do) and randomly stumbled across what i'm pretty sure is the best picture on wikipedia first up, this is the page it's on. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burping . there's some mildly worrisome stuff like the bit on the sexual fetish for burping but that's not what i want to draw your attention to. no, what i want you to look at is this:   What the gently caress is this picture. Who made this? Is that supposed to be a human? This says it was made in June of 2017, but I'm pretty sure I saw this in like.... 1999 on a geocities website. The clothing looks like it's made out of a gradient on some shrinkwrap.  This face. This loving face. I think this is a neanderthal or maybe an AI-upscaled version of one of those lovely meme faces libertarian redditors use to post about how stupid they think liberals are. This face is not human. I think this thing is the equivalent of that lovely taxidermy lion some european dude made after the king's valuable pet lion died and it was stuffed by a dude who'd never seen it after it had decomposed for a year. That's what this is, except it was made by an alien and sent back in time. In five hundred years this will be the best image there is of a human being. That's not the best part though, oh no. I could go on about the coloring or the diseased, jaundice skin texture or the armpit pussy ("armpussy"), but no, what I want to draw your attention to is the caption. That's part of the image. That's pretty weird, since Wikipedia has a captioning system and you don't need to put text in the image, but the cherry on top of this image and the reason why it's the best image on wikipedia is this:  They loving spelled "shoulder" wrong. This image has been on wikipedia for five years..
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don't you go hollow
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Mar 19, 2022 00:35
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If anyone's bored, Wikimedia has a random picture button you can mash through. Kinda annoying on mobile though since you have to open the menu  https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
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Mar 19, 2022 00:36
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please dont doxx me 
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Mar 19, 2022 00:36
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AARD VARKMAN posted:If anyone's bored, Wikimedia has a random picture button you can mash through. Kinda annoying on mobile though since you have to open the menu no point, none of them can top 
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Mar 19, 2022 00:37
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The Stonks guy had to pay the bills somehow before hitting it big.
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Mar 19, 2022 00:38
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Mother Sea Patrol tenderly squeezing the life from this no goodnick mini-scooby doo unlicenced diver
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Mar 19, 2022 00:53
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That is a picture made by someone who didn't know WTF they were supposed to do.
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Mar 19, 2022 00:57
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I keep reading it as "over the sholder borp" because of the typo and can see/hear that weird mouth saying it and now I have the loving giggles
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Mar 19, 2022 01:04
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President Ark posted:no point, none of them can top This is called the archaic smile and I learned about it in humanities class in 8th grade
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Mar 19, 2022 01:23
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Spinz posted:This is called the archaic smile and I learned about it in humanities class in 8th grade idk why, but it looks funnier in this medium than in classic art
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Mar 19, 2022 01:30
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President Ark posted:
I had to check just in case this is one of those things like how a medicinal manikin is spelled differently from a store mannequin it is not, it’s a typo
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Mar 19, 2022 01:34
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beer gas canister posted:don't you go hollow Heh heh heh heh…
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Mar 19, 2022 01:38
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Yaldabaoth posted:That is a picture made by someone who didn't know WTF they were supposed to do. 
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Mar 19, 2022 01:42
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Your jimmies seem a bit rustled, op
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Mar 19, 2022 01:44
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Skeleton Ape posted:Your jimmies seem a bit rustled, op 
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Mar 19, 2022 01:45
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Skeleton Ape posted:Your jimmies seem a bit rustled, op Op needs a good over the sholder barp sesh
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Mar 19, 2022 01:56
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Mar 19, 2022 02:13
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This is my favorite image from wikihow
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Mar 19, 2022 02:28
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I like the one of the rimjob.
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Mar 19, 2022 02:31
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Back in the day, there was this Wikipedia user called "Psychonaught" who uploaded massive amounts of pictures of hard drugs/hard drug use and tarantulas/scorpions/poisonous snakes. I thought about that guy's life a lot, I think he may have been a goon or maybe had a "blog." He still has a bunch of pictures up, but it seems like a lot of the roughest ones have been deleted: https://www.google.com/search?q=%22...0&bih=756&dpr=1
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Mar 19, 2022 02:46
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There used to be a gif on the article about masturbation in which a man demonstrated the technique of rubbing your penis with both palms like you were trying to start a fire the pre-historic way.
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Mar 19, 2022 03:08
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this is my current favorite 
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Mar 19, 2022 03:16
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Is the burp pic by the same guy who uploaded a lot of pictures showing different sexual acts? Looks like about the same style. It's no longer on the tomato page, but I'm rather fond of this one, formerly captioned "Research being done on tomatoes":  And this one entitled "Birdsniper": 
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Mar 19, 2022 03:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xALZs5mxPdU
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Mar 19, 2022 03:55
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AARD VARKMAN posted:If anyone's bored, Wikimedia has a random picture button you can mash through. Kinda annoying on mobile though since you have to open the menu 
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Mar 19, 2022 05:11
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okay this one's pretty good
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Mar 19, 2022 05:33
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Oh poo poo... Warwick Davis is a vampire! 
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Mar 19, 2022 05:39
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Mar 19, 2022 09:26
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Given the spelling I'm going to guess someone was trolling and uploaded it to see how long it would stay up. Impressive as poo poo so far don't tell the editors.
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Mar 19, 2022 09:34
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I just assume sholder is how Germans spell shoulder and this was copied from the German wikipedia. Isn’t that like one of the biggest non-English wikipedias in the world. I may be thinking of some other language.
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Mar 19, 2022 09:41
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Did you know that Wikipedia had a serious problem with the Penis article, because literally hundreds of men kept uploading pictures of their dicks and tried to get them featured.
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Mar 19, 2022 09:46
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Reminds me of SEA PATROL, op
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Mar 19, 2022 10:10
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ScienceSeagull posted:Is the burp pic by the same guy who uploaded a lot of pictures showing different sexual acts? Looks like about the same style. Nah that was Seedfeeder, his style isn’t as visually horrifying as this
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when you're fighting a boss always aim for the weak spots
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Mar 19, 2022 11:29
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Favourite image from Wiki Favourite contents list from a Wiki page 
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Doll House Ghost posted:Favourite contents list from a Wiki page That one is about the penguin in the Japanese zoo, right?
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Definitly. What a sad tale.
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