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I decided to host a goon-meet in my parents' basement. There was a whiteboard for a list of goons who were coming but only the name "newtles" was on it and it was crossed off. Goons started to arrive, but I noticed there was no food, and the only drink available was my dad's diet Dr Pepper. There were suddenly too many people, so we moved outside, and we were in some kind of park with slides, swings, jungle gyms, etc. I asked someone if they thought Lowtax would show up. People began turning against me for some reason (likely the lack of liquor) but I climbed to the top of the highest jungle gym and waited them out. People were getting in their cars and leaving, but it seemed that the amount of people never changed. I woke up before everyone had left, then when I fell back to sleep, had a dream about Home Improvement. What's wrong with me?
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Unfortunately this is an uncommon side effect of erectile dysfunction I would recommend talking to a doctor
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Mar 19, 2022 16:39
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DemonDarkhorse posted:I decided to host a goon-meet in my parents' basement. There was a whiteboard for a list of goons who were coming but only the name "newtles" was on it and it was crossed off. Goons started to arrive, but I noticed there was no food, and the only drink available was my dad's diet Dr Pepper. There were suddenly too many people, so we moved outside, and we were in some kind of park with slides, swings, jungle gyms, etc. I asked someone if they thought Lowtax would show up. People began turning against me for some reason (likely the lack of liquor) but I climbed to the top of the highest jungle gym and waited them out. People were getting in their cars and leaving, but it seemed that the amount of people never changed. If you posted this in 2011 E/N you would've gotten banned for fakeposting
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Mar 19, 2022 16:39
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You need to log off my goon
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Mar 19, 2022 16:40
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Unfortunately this is an uncommon side effect of erectile dysfunction im a woman so that makes this even more concerning Colonel Cancer posted:You need to log off my goon my last post was exactly 3 months ago; what's the minimum amount of time i need to be away so this weird poo poo doesnt happen again?
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Mar 19, 2022 16:49
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OP what makes you so sure that wasn’t real, and this isn’t the dream?
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Mar 19, 2022 17:26
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DemonDarkhorse posted:im a woman so that makes this even more concerning Just stay logged off until it stops. If it happens again, you're not logged off long enough
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Mar 19, 2022 18:04
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Dreams are supposed to be fun and whimsical. Your dream just sounds like how a normal goon meet would go. Try harder.
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Mar 19, 2022 18:34
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You are the king of the mountain.
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Mar 19, 2022 19:03
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DemonDarkhorse posted:im a woman so that makes this even more concerning Hi Welcome to GBS You should post more, your brain is trying to work out how to post in GBS And your subconscious is correct you will be loved and you will have lots of friends here. I'm serious not being sarcastic btw As a fellow woman try to somehow somehow include in most posts that you are a woman. We need more ladies in GBS and it will also help you stand out amongst the broke brained sausage fest.
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Mar 19, 2022 19:07
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If you told about this dream to Siggy Freud he'd kick you in the balls
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Mar 19, 2022 19:09
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now you know for next time, get some regular Dr pepper
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I had one where goons were all taking a poo poo in a graveyard, and the poops started squishing together and making a poop amalgam, then the poo poo started absorbing random bones out of the graves to make a skeleton. And you know what? This guy was p cool. Real sociable. Like we all got along with poop man. But like all good things it was only temporal, the sun came up and he turned into a poop brick. We all washed the poop off our cheeks from gentle embraces and wandered out to our various day nests in the forest and filled our cum bottles and thought about our gentle night friend. 
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Mar 19, 2022 20:35
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Suspended in a hot floating steam.
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Mar 19, 2022 20:37
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have you considered switching to another doctor, maybe a Doctor P or even a Mister Pibb
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I had a dream about being in a pub, all hell breaking loose like fire and skeletons and stuff. Then some hooded guy asked me to follow him and we went to a tomb and took a crystal from a guys chest and did battle with an angel. Then we went to hell and the hood guy turned out to be the devil. Posting from an asylum.
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Mar 19, 2022 20:52
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I hate to tell you this OP but it wasn’t a dream. Tell your dad I’m sorry I drank all his diet Dr Pepper.
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I dreamt that I was staying in the old hotel I used to work at that was along side a river, and that when I looked down from the room's window into the river, there was a 'pod' (?) of hippos swimming in the river. But the hippos were upset about something and they got out of the water and starting putting their front legs up against the hotel and were large enough to reach the second floor where I was staying with their heads. I became concerned that they might break the glass, and realized that the largest of them had a head so big that it might be able to essentially eat me whole. Then I half woke up from the dream and remember trying to explain the dream and why it was improbable that there would be hippos in that part of the world and that they'd be so large, and why this would be such an issue and I knew that I was doing it all by talking in my sleep. I'm convinced that this is unfortunately an uncommon side effect of erectile dysfunction and that I should consult a doctor.
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Mar 19, 2022 21:20
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I have dreams I keep posting and someone is replying and I have to wake up and post back
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Big Beef City posted:I dreamt that I was staying in the old hotel I used to work at that was along side a river, and that when I looked down from the room's window into the river, there was a 'pod' (?) of hippos swimming in the river. BBC did you ever play Parasite Eve 2? This sounds just like this boss battle. https://youtu.be/27s63T7PLrk
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Mar 19, 2022 21:47
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you are already dead op, these are scenes from your life flashing before your eyes
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Mar 19, 2022 22:25
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I had a dream recently that I was getting chain probed 
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Space Kablooey posted:I had a dream recently that I was getting chain probed Me over the probation button on your post 
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i had a dream about sid vicious once but it's because i was scrolling youtube in bed and watched his classic video porkchop sandwiches but i'm everyone at some point and it got logged in my head for content creation (dreaming)
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kntfkr posted:i had a dream about sid vicious once but it's because i was scrolling youtube in bed and watched his classic video porkchop sandwiches but i'm everyone at some point and it got logged in my head for content creation (dreaming) where the hell has he been? I think he has a new name. 
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Mar 20, 2022 05:26
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it's BONER X
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Me over the probation button on your post 
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You shouldn’t hold a goon meet at a children's playground OP; it’s just a bad idea.
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Sophy Wackles posted:You shouldn’t hold a goon meet at a children's playground OP; it’s just a bad idea. I own a t-shirt that says The internet makes you stupid
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DemonDarkhorse posted:I decided to host a goon-meet in my parents' basement. There was a whiteboard for a list of goons who were coming but only the name "newtles" was on it and it was crossed off. Goons started to arrive, but I noticed there was no food, and the only drink available was my dad's diet Dr Pepper. There were suddenly too many people, so we moved outside, and we were in some kind of park with slides, swings, jungle gyms, etc. I asked someone if they thought Lowtax would show up. People began turning against me for some reason (likely the lack of liquor) but I climbed to the top of the highest jungle gym and waited them out. People were getting in their cars and leaving, but it seemed that the amount of people never changed. You invited Lowtax to the goon meet.
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DemonDarkhorse posted:I decided to host a goon-meet in my parents' basement. There was a whiteboard for a list of goons who were coming but only the name "newtles" was on it and it was crossed off. Goons started to arrive, but I noticed there was no food, and the only drink available was my dad's diet Dr Pepper. There were suddenly too many people, so we moved outside, and we were in some kind of park with slides, swings, jungle gyms, etc. I asked someone if they thought Lowtax would show up. People began turning against me for some reason (likely the lack of liquor) but I climbed to the top of the highest jungle gym and waited them out. People were getting in their cars and leaving, but it seemed that the amount of people never changed. Clearly, you don't like newtles. Who the hell is newtles?
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gleebster posted:Clearly, you don't like newtles. i wish i knew. he must be a pretty terrible poster to get banned from a goon meet. Spinz posted:Hi 
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Newtles never shows up to parties
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Always says they will and that they are bringing cool drugs. But never shows
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DemonDarkhorse posted:I decided to host a goon-meet in my parents' basement. There was a whiteboard for a list of goons who were coming but only the name "newtles" was on it and it was crossed off. Goons started to arrive, but I noticed there was no food, and the only drink available was my dad's diet Dr Pepper. There were suddenly too many people, so we moved outside, and we were in some kind of park with slides, swings, jungle gyms, etc. I asked someone if they thought Lowtax would show up. People began turning against me for some reason (likely the lack of liquor) but I climbed to the top of the highest jungle gym and waited them out. People were getting in their cars and leaving, but it seemed that the amount of people never changed. Wet nightmare.
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I had reoccurring dreams where I accidentally post my nudes on SA
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I had reoccurring dreams where I accidentally post my nudes on SA That was no dream! This is really happening!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I had reoccurring dreams where I accidentally post my nudes on SA I've seen nudes on SA but you should post yours so I can compare them
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I've seen nudes on SA but you should post yours so I can compare them I don’t know if I want to see a baby from the swamp that’s covered in boogers. The baby part alone would be illegal.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I had reoccurring dreams where I accidentally post my nudes on SA Link?
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