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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

DemonDarkhorse posted:

I decided to host a goon-meet in my parents' basement. There was a whiteboard for a list of goons who were coming but only the name "newtles" was on it and it was crossed off. Goons started to arrive, but I noticed there was no food, and the only drink available was my dad's diet Dr Pepper. There were suddenly too many people, so we moved outside, and we were in some kind of park with slides, swings, jungle gyms, etc. I asked someone if they thought Lowtax would show up. People began turning against me for some reason (likely the lack of liquor) but I climbed to the top of the highest jungle gym and waited them out. People were getting in their cars and leaving, but it seemed that the amount of people never changed.

I woke up before everyone had left, then when I fell back to sleep, had a dream about Home Improvement.

What's wrong with me?

Wet nightmare.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

BigBadSteve posted:

You saw your mother's vag when you were born though.

Pretty sure his mother farted him out of her rear end like the rest of the turds.

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