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DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
I decided to host a goon-meet in my parents' basement. There was a whiteboard for a list of goons who were coming but only the name "newtles" was on it and it was crossed off. Goons started to arrive, but I noticed there was no food, and the only drink available was my dad's diet Dr Pepper. There were suddenly too many people, so we moved outside, and we were in some kind of park with slides, swings, jungle gyms, etc. I asked someone if they thought Lowtax would show up. People began turning against me for some reason (likely the lack of liquor) but I climbed to the top of the highest jungle gym and waited them out. People were getting in their cars and leaving, but it seemed that the amount of people never changed.

I woke up before everyone had left, then when I fell back to sleep, had a dream about Home Improvement.

What's wrong with me?

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DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Unfortunately this is an uncommon side effect of erectile dysfunction

I would recommend talking to a doctor

im a woman so that makes this even more concerning

Colonel Cancer posted:

You need to log off my goon

my last post was exactly 3 months ago; what's the minimum amount of time i need to be away so this weird poo poo doesnt happen again?

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

gleebster posted:

Clearly, you don't like newtles.

Who the hell is newtles?

i wish i knew. he must be a pretty terrible poster to get banned from a goon meet.

Spinz posted:

Hi
Welcome to GBS
You should post more, your brain is trying to work out how to post in GBS

And your subconscious is correct you will be loved and you will have lots of friends here.
I'm serious not being sarcastic btw

As a fellow woman try to somehow somehow include in most posts that you are a woman. We need more ladies in GBS and it will also help you stand out amongst the broke brained sausage fest.

:hmmyes:

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