Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I dreamt that I was staying in the old hotel I used to work at that was along side a river, and that when I looked down from the room's window into the river, there was a 'pod' (?) of hippos swimming in the river.
But the hippos were upset about something and they got out of the water and starting putting their front legs up against the hotel and were large enough to reach the second floor where I was staying with their heads. I became concerned that they might break the glass, and realized that the largest of them had a head so big that it might be able to essentially eat me whole.

Then I half woke up from the dream and remember trying to explain the dream and why it was improbable that there would be hippos in that part of the world and that they'd be so large, and why this would be such an issue and I knew that I was doing it all by talking in my sleep.

I'm convinced that this is unfortunately an uncommon side effect of erectile dysfunction and that I should consult a doctor.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply