Jessica Roach, "One Eyed Lady" posted:

Dearest Sister,
Have you ever met anyone you despise, but have to admit is a decent human being? I continue to suffer from having both a mother in law and sister in law that fit perfectly into that niche. It wouldn't be so bad if I had some real responsibilities around here. But as it is I keep getting invitation after invitation from these two busybodies. I can admit Dorsey can eventually arrive at some interesting insights into some of the subjects we discussed in our younger years. But Delores might as well be an art exhibition on stained glass. Eyecatching, but you can see right through her. I know you will include a lecture on what to include and what to leave out of correspondence in your next message. But if you could see your way to fixing that old Drone Hanger we used to hide out in you wouldn't have to needlessly worry about that.
Love,
your ex co-hangar Queen.

Jessica Roach, Wellwisher posted:

Dearest Sister,

I've just heard about the disaster and your injury. I've already missed the first message drone back trying to think of something to lift your spirits. So I'll just wish you luck in getting back on your feet soon. Can't think of anything funnier than that jerk in Ross 128 thinking you would help her out anyway.

Get well soon,
someone too far away to send soup.

Jessica Roach, BULLSHIT! posted: