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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Tony Hawk is a joke to A.I. - why??
 
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fps_nug
Feb 21, 2021

horsing around no longer
Theres a good reason I want to have sex with Tony Hawk. The world's most famous skateboarder has the face of a rock star and the body of a Greek god, I want to take his body as I take a skateboard and take it for a ride, I want to take that body and make it my own... I am so loving in love with Tony. He is a handsome good natured guy who has got me thinking about my life in a whole different way... I want to go for a skate session with him, and watch him as he skates past all the women I know that are just plain stupid and fat, not even worth looking at. Tony rides past all these girls and I get to think about the one Tony Hawk and all the things I am wanting to do to him, I want to tell him I love him and then give him a sloppy wet blowjob after he takes me for a slow and sensuous ride.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Tony Hawk is a joke to A.I. - why??