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CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.
Any recommendations?

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Put Frank's Red Hot in your butthole.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Vicks vapo rub on upper lip when burrying Ukranian civilians.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Put your butthole in Frank's Red Hot.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Never post again in your hot vinegar tomb.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I put on my robe and wizard hat

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Weed’s p. cool, OP, check it

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

give your car the ol' italian tune up every now and then

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Orange.

Mentat Radnor
Apr 24, 2008

~Water flowers every day~
Really wracked my brain on this one but I'm coming up dry. Can you broaden your request a bit?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




invest in the ruble

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Dr. Bronner's Pure-Castile Liquid Soap

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


Pet a cat

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Take a train into the city, pay a tall Chinese dominatrix to sit on your face and sound your urethra until you're bleeding from your dick, borrow a pad for the blood and listen to this song on headphones on repeat on the train ride home. On.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og0NuLCaVwU


Off.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I recommend Claussen pickles and this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOuqj9fpcfw

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Those little corn holders you jam in the ends of corn so you don’t get butter on your fingers. :munch:

RoRz0r
Sep 7, 2010
Change your name to Johm Thonson

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Make a hairball

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Try the soup.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Never post

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
As of March 17, it is no longer allowed. Please cease at once.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

🍆💦

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The Thing is pretty good, OP.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

This one is going to be a bit controversial but try rating threads something other than 1 or 5. Give 2 a whirl. Live a little.

The_end
May 17, 2014
You should try watching anime.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

those fancy af quick thermometers. & big welder gloves. you can grill with impunity

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
also silicone oven mitts. g*ddamn they are good

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I recommend Station 11 series over the book,.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

When you poop, make sure it smells like poo poo

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

When you poop, make sure to smell your poo poo

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
i recommend you get bent, op

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Magnifying glass and a dog, hth

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



don't poo poo your pants, op

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Spit really hard, straight up into the air.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

poverty goat posted:

don't poo poo your pants, op

do poo poo your pants, op

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Go long on soy, OP.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Don't listen to gleebster. You want to short soy.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

do soy your pants, op

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Bang Sluts, Worship Satan, Smoke Meth

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