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It's full size and will be born from you at peak age, virility and strength. THEY HAVE NO ALIGNMENT 
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I'm pregbabt
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Mar 23, 2022 11:46
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Alright, I imagined it. What now?
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Mar 23, 2022 11:51
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Nice Guy Patron posted:Alright, I imagined it. What now? Hehe, enjoy the ride
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Harambaby
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Mar 23, 2022 11:56
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I wish OP.
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Mar 23, 2022 12:01
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i cant imagine anything, op.
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Mar 23, 2022 12:08
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Greg of Doom posted:It's full size and will be born from you at peak age, virility and strength. > Take silverback to chiropractor for alignment.
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Mar 23, 2022 12:21
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Sir, the deviantart thread is that way.
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Mar 23, 2022 12:23
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jazzyhattrick posted:> Take silverback to chiropractor for alignment. It Quadruped or even Gerwalk mode its spine is perfectly fine. I do worry about thigh chaffe in upright/Battloid mode Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Mar 23, 2022 |
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Mar 23, 2022 12:26
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Greg of Doom posted:It Quadruped or even Gerwalk form its spine perfectly fine. But you said it has no alignment, I can't see how it's spine can possibly be fine. This poor creature needs a man with a dreamcatcher in his office, who didn't go to med school but calls himself a doctor anyway, stat!
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Mar 23, 2022 12:31
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HE HAS NO alignment
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jazzyhattrick posted:But you said it has no alignment, I can't see how it's spine can possibly be fine. I stand by what I said, alignment would mean there was unalignment, of which there is none, it is perfect. Apart from possible thigh chaffe which a few Amber and maybe Tigers Eye crystals would resolve almost instantly.
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Mar 23, 2022 12:36
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I kill the girls discretely and use the life insurance payout to move somewhere that in never found and live a life of luxury free from this thread
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Big Beef City posted:I kill the girls discretely and use the life insurance payout to move somewhere that in never found and live a life of luxury free from this thread Which girls what the gently caress are you saying
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Mar 23, 2022 12:45
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what op.....
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Greg of Doom posted:Which girls what the gently caress are you saying Oops my phone auto corrected. Well whatever just imagine that plan works as well as killing the ape
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Mar 23, 2022 12:50
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Parsley posted:what You read it. It is what it is.
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Mar 23, 2022 12:53
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My silverback baby is lawful neutral and I hate it.
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Mar 23, 2022 13:01
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Doc, I'm gonna need some industrial strength laxatives so I can poop out this gorilla
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Mar 23, 2022 13:06
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Colonel Cancer posted:Doc, I'm gonna need some industrial strength laxatives so I can poop out this gorilla They have to remove your entire spine and pelvis for the ape to escape, it then wears you on its back like a shawl and you get to whisper controls and commands in its ear.
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Mar 23, 2022 13:10
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I'd get an abortion immediately
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Mar 23, 2022 13:11
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mobby_6kl posted:I'd get an abortion immediately Hmmm. may want to do some basic sex ed.
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Greg of Doom posted:They have to remove your entire spine and pelvis for the ape to escape, it then wears you on its back like a shawl and you get to whisper controls and commands in its ear. 
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Mar 23, 2022 13:19
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loving HELL ITS REALLL
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Das Boo posted:My silverback baby is lawful neutral and I hate it. Kill it from a distance from the shadows and collect your ape baby buyout We can combine our funds and run away together free from our chimp child worries.
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Mar 23, 2022 13:42
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Abandoning my chaotic giant ape child at the steps of the local fire station
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I'd obviously love him like my son, take him to the park, having a good time together, and live to see my grand-chimpdren. What a fulfilling life that would be.
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Mar 23, 2022 13:54
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Inside every man there's an ape. It is 6 foot tall, 600 pounds, and has a 2 inch penis.
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Mar 23, 2022 14:02
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Colonel Cancer posted:Inside every man there's an ape. It is 6 foot tall, 600 pounds, and has a 2 inch penis. What if that is also the outside of the man
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Mar 23, 2022 14:13
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Haha yeah, “imagine”.
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Mar 23, 2022 14:19
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Sometimes couples will say that they are pregnant or with child. OP, what did you do to a silverback gorilla?
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Mar 23, 2022 14:22
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Greg of Doom posted:Hmmm. may want to do some basic sex ed. What? Does the body have a way of shutting it down?
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Mar 23, 2022 14:24
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this explains my hitherto inexplicable craving for pickled bananas
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Mar 23, 2022 14:52
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It is happening again
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Mar 23, 2022 14:55
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(Kisses my rear end in a top hat goodbye.) But if that full size Gorilla's gonna be coming out my peehole, it's ABORTION time. Wait, also if it's coming outta my rear end in a top hat. No Caesarian, ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION and gently caress the fundies. (Marches up and down outside the local abortion clinic with MY BODY MY RIGHT TO ABORT A loving FULL SIZE GORILLA sign.) Also I've really got to stop loving apes. Even though I'm just a mutant shaved ape myself or I couldn't have got a lady ape pregnant. Just gonna jack it to ape pron in future. Edit: Just had the realisation that I'm a female gorilla with a dick and must have been hosed by a male gorilla. Ah well, better to know than to stay in the gorilla closet for life. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Mar 23, 2022 |
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Mar 23, 2022 14:57
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I give birth all over the OP's fancy leather couch, permanently staining it and making it forever smell like microwaved doritos
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Please don't drink holy water while pregnant, it's not gonna make your child a cleric
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I give birth all over the OP's fancy leather couch, permanently staining it and making it forever smell like microwaved doritos Leather is animal skin, animals are food, it tastes like doritos, im going to eat it  edit: smelle is like 95% of tatse
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