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i need help GBS years ago, maybe here, there was a yt video of loads of phone footage of small creatures from Brazilian (???) folklore that look like tiny humans and they’d run away. different videos. People screaming. I cannot find it but I need to send it to someone asap if anyone can help. TY
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Um, I believw they prefer to be called "Little People" these days 
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Mar 24, 2022 13:08
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Quantum of Phallus posted:i need help GBS They were goblin deez nuts
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Mar 24, 2022 13:14
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Hello yes I'm one of the Brazillian goblin elfkin sex video people that live in the jungles just so you know your call may be monitored for customer service reasons how may I help you today
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Mar 24, 2022 13:38
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 these guys?
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Mar 24, 2022 13:41
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there was a specific name for them but I can’t remember. It’s crucial I find them
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Mar 24, 2022 13:47
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I think they were supposed to be gnomes. (no, really). Maybe these are what you are looking for? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XrAVCZncjk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyJkdkWnFFQ I'm sort of skeptical myself. The only one of these videos I seen that wasn't super grainy was very obviously CGI.
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Mar 24, 2022 14:12
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Quantum of Phallus posted:there was a specific name for them but I can’t remember. It’s crucial I find them fetish? that's what the were in diablo 2 (i think that's what we're talking about here)
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Mar 24, 2022 14:12
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chupacabra?! I don't think they're Brazilian bro.
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Mar 24, 2022 14:17
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Valko posted:I think they were supposed to be gnomes. (no, really). Idk man that was pretty definitive proof. This changes everything. I pissed my pants. There was so much piss, it’s all over the floor. I was so scared. There’s like gallons of piss soaked into my rug. I don’t normally piss my pants in terror, but this made me completely piss all over the place. In terror. Someone is going to have to clean all this piss up. Well it’s not going to be me. I’m literally shaking in terror and it’s flinging the little pisslettes all over the walls and coach. There is so much piss because I was so scared. I’m going to have to call my mom to come clean this up, but I don’t want her driving here because the gnomes will get her. There is so much terror piss. It’s starting to smell. I’m still pissing.
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Mar 24, 2022 14:19
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Quantum of Phallus posted:there was a specific name for them but I can’t remember. It’s crucial I find them Okay, after reading through some of the youtube comments on the videos I posted they are called 'Duende'. Apparently they bring you luck if you leave them gifts of gold or liquor. On the other hand, they reason they appear around children so much is because they want to steal their souls.
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Mar 24, 2022 14:23
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Idk man that was pretty definitive proof. This changes everything. I cummed my pants.
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Mar 24, 2022 14:30
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Here https://youtu.be/TbDzouUuD8E
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Mar 24, 2022 14:32
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Valko posted:Okay, after reading through some of the youtube comments on the videos I posted they are called 'Duende'. Apparently they bring you luck if you leave them gifts of gold or liquor. On the other hand, they reason they appear around children so much is because they want to steal their souls. yes!!!!! My hero
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Mar 24, 2022 14:34
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They deserve death
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Mar 24, 2022 14:35
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Idk man that was pretty definitive proof. This changes everything. I pissed my pants. Reminds me of that time I was tending my cows and this little guy shows up and invites me to dinner with his family in his fancy house under the ground. Of course I couldn't say no to free food, so I followed him. It was a real nice dinner and everyone had a good time, but then some kind of liquid started dripping down from the ceiling and it was the piss from the cows who were pissing all over the barn floor above and it seeped into ground to where the little guy lived. And he said "welp, now you know how we've had it ever since you built that barn. We've lived here forever and can't move". So then I moved the barn so the cows wouldn't piss all over the little guys and since then I had good luck with my cows. Before that I always had bad luck with cows.
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Mar 24, 2022 14:35
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:They deserve death death comes for us all, eventually
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Mar 24, 2022 14:36
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Valko posted:Okay, after reading through some of the youtube comments on the videos I posted they are called 'Duende'. Apparently they bring you luck if you leave them gifts of gold or liquor. On the other hand, they reason they appear around children so much is because they want to steal their souls. Well obviously. They're probably pissed. How much gold and liquor do children usually have on them? None. They can't be trusted with either. So instead it's soul stealing time. With adults? Well adults probably they've got gold, liquor or both, even. Then you're talking.
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Mar 24, 2022 14:43
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Also what I want to know is with these Duende or other elves, and various sprites and such that want gold/coins as offerings... Where the hell are these fuckers spending this poo poo? You ever go into a gas station and see an evil forest elf using a bag of gold coins to buy a pack of smokes? Like what are you even buying dude? You don't need that loving money. You playing the slots over at the casino on the rez? No. I don't think you are.
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Mar 24, 2022 14:46
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Alright, here is an actual informative video about the folklore of duendes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrtnzAq9zTU
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Mar 24, 2022 14:46
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Big Beef City posted:Also what I want to know is with these Duende or other elves, and various sprites and such that want gold/coins as offerings... IDK, why do magpies like shiny coins? Just one of those things.
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Mar 24, 2022 14:48
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could you cook and eat one of these things or would that be too close to cannibalism given humanoid shape
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Mar 24, 2022 14:51
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Big Beef City posted:Also what I want to know is with these Duende or other elves, and various sprites and such that want gold/coins as offerings... they all just use it to play poker with each other dude
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Mar 24, 2022 14:52
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Big Beef City posted:Also what I want to know is with these Duende or other elves, and various sprites and such that want gold/coins as offerings... Well duh they don't go into a store just like that, they stand on each other's shoulders and wrap a trenchcoat around so you wouldn't suspect a thing. Some say they even invented it for this very reason and tricked humanity into thinking it was just a regular piece of clothing.
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Mar 24, 2022 14:53
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AARD VARKMAN posted:could you cook and eat one of these things or would that be too close to cannibalism given humanoid shape no ,they cannot be caught
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Mar 24, 2022 15:01
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Quantum of Phallus posted:no ,they cannot be caught But they can be bargained with Huehuehue
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Mar 24, 2022 15:09
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Mooey Cow posted:Reminds me of that time I was tending my cows and this little guy shows up and invites me to dinner with his family in his fancy house under the ground. Of course I couldn't say no to free food, so I followed him. It was a real nice dinner and everyone had a good time, but then some kind of liquid started dripping down from the ceiling and it was the piss from the cows who were pissing all over the barn floor above and it seeped into ground to where the little guy lived. And he said "welp, now you know how we've had it ever since you built that barn. We've lived here forever and can't move". So then I moved the barn so the cows wouldn't piss all over the little guys and since then I had good luck with my cows. Before that I always had bad luck with cows. I feel like you missed an opportunity to go back with a bottle of wine and see if the little guy and his wife were down for some action. Cucking a gnome while it rains cow piss sounds right up my alley.
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Mar 24, 2022 15:15
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Big Beef City posted:Also what I want to know is with these Duende or other elves, and various sprites and such that want gold/coins as offerings... They use it to cast powerful spells.
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Mar 24, 2022 15:28
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hell astro course posted:They use it to cast powerful spells. The spells killed a child
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Mar 24, 2022 15:29
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The spells killed a child that was settled in a civil suit
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Mar 24, 2022 15:54
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I feel like you missed an opportunity to go back with a bottle of wine and see if the little guy and his wife were down for some action. Cucking a gnome while it rains cow piss sounds right up my alley. I only bang woodland spirits, as they are the horniest
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Mar 24, 2022 15:56
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Mooey Cow posted:I only bang woodland spirits, as they are the horniest They. Got. The. Hardest. wood
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Mar 25, 2022 00:02
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*films alien contact with a Treo 650*
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Mar 25, 2022 00:03
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Valko posted:IDK, why do magpies like shiny coins? Just one of those things. Magpies don’t like shiny coins.
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Mar 25, 2022 00:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX9CEOKRAZs
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Mar 25, 2022 00:07
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Magpies don’t like shiny coins. What do they have against them? Who the hell doesn't like shiny coins
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Mar 25, 2022 00:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1kokrfOS_Q
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Mar 25, 2022 00:12
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holy poo poo!
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Mar 25, 2022 00:20
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Sometimes at my old place I would wake up in the middle of the night from the feeling that my blanket was being pulled away from me. I thought it would be a badass monster not a stupid gnome 
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Mar 25, 2022 00:28
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Valko posted:Okay, after reading through some of the youtube comments on the videos I posted they are called 'Duende'. Apparently they bring you luck if you leave them gifts of gold or liquor. On the other hand, they reason they appear around children so much is because they want to steal their souls. This is like Santa Claus except the kids made it up to trick the adults into leaving liquor around for the kids to drink, lmao.
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