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I sat opposite a young man on the train. I mean him no harm, but now we are locked in a battle of wills.
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Yawn but don't close your mouth.
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Mar 24, 2022 17:42
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Is he hot?
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Mar 24, 2022 17:42
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A battle I intend to win!
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Mar 24, 2022 17:42
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DemonToadGoat posted:I sat opposite a young man on the train. I mean him no harm, but now we are locked in a battle of wills. What a coincidence. Im sitting opposite of some 400 lbs neckbeard with a fedora who keeps staring at me as I type this.
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Mar 24, 2022 17:43
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Very slowly, almost imperceptibly, reach down and hang your dick out.
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Mar 24, 2022 17:43
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Suck him off to assert dominance.
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Mar 24, 2022 17:44
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offer to suck his dick
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Mar 24, 2022 17:44
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slowly but deliberately get up and remove one of his apple earpods, pop it in your mouth and swallow it. THEN suck his dick to assert dominance
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Mar 24, 2022 17:49
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Spread your legs. I've heard that this is called man-spreading and it's a rude gesture that means "Look at my knob" to anyone who's facing you.
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Mar 24, 2022 17:49
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Mar 24, 2022 18:03
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just look at your phone duh
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Mar 24, 2022 18:06
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no. look at his phone
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Mar 24, 2022 18:14
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Start dancing to some really pop-y music that happens to have no lyrics. Some bright lights and colors should start going off/flow around you and you should suddenly be wearing hip new clothes and get the latest electronics and/or end up in this years latest car. I've seen this happen on tv before.
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Mar 24, 2022 18:26
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Glare at him like you're in high school and caught him looking at your paper
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Mar 24, 2022 18:28
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How turgid are you OP?
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Mar 24, 2022 19:30
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did you let him cum in your mouth yet? as a sign of dominance
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Mar 24, 2022 19:31
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what was your destination OP? tell us about the train. I like trains that got two levels to em. it sucks, covid kinda killed rail transportation for my family. we only drive into the city now 
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Mar 24, 2022 19:37
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Is he a different ethnicity than you and do you have a spare bottle of Coke?
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Mar 24, 2022 19:37
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Why is that fat weirdo staring at me? I'm getting worried
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Mar 24, 2022 20:18
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vore him
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Mar 24, 2022 20:40
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I did it again!! I locked eyes with someone in the bathroom! Help!
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Mar 24, 2022 20:54
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kntfkr posted:what was your destination OP? tell us about the train. I had to miss my stop by 2 because I couldn't get up first. My boss understood why I was late
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Mar 24, 2022 20:55
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DemonToadGoat posted:I did it again!! I locked eyes with someone in the bathroom! Help! That's a mirror
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Mar 24, 2022 20:57
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fart
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Big Beef City posted:Start dancing to some really pop-y music that happens to have no lyrics. Then suck him off to assert dominance.
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DemonToadGoat posted:I did it again!! I locked eyes with someone in the bathroom! Help! gleebster posted:That's a mirror Whip out your dick and tug it til you spurt on the mirror, DemonToadGoat. Then lick all the cum off the flthy mirror like the demon/toad/goat you are, to demonstrate dominance.
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Mar 25, 2022 03:17
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DemonToadGoat posted:I had to miss my stop by 2 because I couldn't get up first. My boss understood why I was late You know what you have to do.
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Mar 25, 2022 03:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZVBTtX92Nc
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Mar 25, 2022 04:20
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Whenever you meet a stranger on a train you have to swap murders it's just impolite not to.
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Mar 25, 2022 04:23
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Guys, as I rode the train back home tonight, I listened to what you helpful posters told me. and when I sat down across from the same smug, tired shithead that I saw this morning, I think I realized, that the fax piss was me all along, 3 wasted tugs in public over a life lesson Why is life so hard
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Mar 25, 2022 04:50
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loving Moron posted:What a coincidence. Im sitting opposite of some 400 lbs neckbeard with a fedora who keeps staring at me as I type this. gleebster posted:That's a mirror
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Mar 25, 2022 06:01
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Be his sub to demonstrate dominance.
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Mar 25, 2022 06:17
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Show him your phone with this thread open and take a picture of him with your digital camera
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Mar 25, 2022 06:17
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Get into the fetal position and piss yourself to demonstrate dominance.
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Mar 25, 2022 06:35
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is this you, Pale and Sexy? Feel like we had a major missed connection on the train. wanted to say something but felt too awkward. lets kiss. on the train in front of the whole world. Lets make out on the 9am commuter line. Lets really queer it up in front of the drunks riding home at midnight.
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Mar 25, 2022 06:58
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Service his FUPA
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Mar 25, 2022 12:40
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This is your last warning
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Mar 25, 2022 14:00
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poo poo his pants
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Mar 25, 2022 14:05
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Which Wills? Smith? Ferrell?? Wheaton???
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