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I'd say most people have a distinct beat to their loving like a 4/4 gently caress beat at 100 fpm (fucks per minute) which then increases, but I wonder, what if someone hosed at like a weird time signature like 9/4, would it be more pleasurable?
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time doesnt exist idiot it was made up to sell clocks
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Mar 24, 2022 18:07
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runnypoops posted:time doesnt exist idiot it was made up to sell clocks oh
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Mar 24, 2022 18:11
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I only gently caress to Dream Theater playing
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Mar 24, 2022 18:12
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derive ur gently caress rhythm from a fibonacci sequence or gtfo *puts on a youtube mixer of tool and meshuggah and jacks off to the "rhythm"*
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Mar 24, 2022 18:19
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mobby_6kl posted:I only gently caress to Dream Theater playing That's a high quality gently caress friend 
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9/4 would just be the same, need something like 15/16 to get the juices going
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Mar 24, 2022 18:44
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I thought this said "in different time zones" which, you can actually do at a certain farm in Indiana!
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Mar 24, 2022 18:46
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Eww gross guys you're only supposed to do it to Barry White
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Mar 24, 2022 18:47
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They have yet to invent a metronome that can keep up with my spastic thrashing, OP.
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Mar 24, 2022 19:14
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i gently caress without rhythm so as to not attract the worm
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Mar 24, 2022 20:02
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if you cant gently caress to the beat of blue rondo ala turk how can you even call yourself a man?
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Mar 24, 2022 20:09
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bossy lady posted:if you cant gently caress to the beat of blue rondo ala turk how can you even call yourself a man? Three short strokes and a long stroke, classic move for dick havers that gently caress
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Mar 24, 2022 20:13
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6/9 
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Mar 25, 2022 12:24
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Like anyone here is lasting long enough to notice a difference
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Mar 25, 2022 12:29
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i'm like tone deaf or something so i improvise like jazz
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Mar 25, 2022 12:40
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Long made obsolete by a drum machine
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Mar 25, 2022 12:42
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Hah! MY GIRLFRIEND always thought it was weird if i were to get in the same rhythm as the music
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Mar 25, 2022 12:50
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As noted musicologist Terry Riley discovered, you can't have a rhythm without a pulse. Logician Bruce Springsteen built on that knowledge when he brought his message of "Spark = Fire" but "Fire /=Spark"
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Mar 25, 2022 12:54
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i gently caress like how i swim but i refuse to sleep on the wet side
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Big Scary Owl posted:I'd say most people have a distinct beat to their loving like a 4/4 gently caress beat at 100 fpm (fucks per minute) which then increases, but I wonder, what if someone hosed at like a weird time signature like 9/4, would it be more pleasurable? Nine in the pink, four in the stink.
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Mar 25, 2022 17:02
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I remember reading about one goon who ended up dumping her boyfriend because he could only gently caress if the tetris music was playing in the background. LMAO.
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jazzyhattrick posted:I remember reading about one goon who ended up dumping her boyfriend because he could only gently caress if the tetris music was playing in the background. LMAO. that was me, except its the Lost Woods theme from Ocarina Of Time
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Big Scary Owl posted:I'd say most people have a distinct beat to their loving like a 4/4 gently caress beat at 100 fpm (fucks per minute) which then increases, but I wonder, what if someone hosed at like a weird time signature like 9/4, would it be more pleasurable? Since the act is often done with the same, boring note-value repeated, ANY time signature you want is compatible. In this case 4/4 looks exactly the same as 9/4. Although some of use wouldn’t be able to make it past four counts of four to begin with.
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I like getting a nice double-bass sound going as my balls slap half a beat later.
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NOTHING worse than a jackrabbit Like Jesus christ dude, didn't a girlfriend ever teach you anything? I only had it happen once really bad and I was so embarrassed for him I admit I broke it off without saying anything, not worth the hassle eh
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I also do not like music on during its distracting, rather hear him breathe and moan hopefully. But that's often really, not just during sex. Decades of background music at the workplace kinda nuked my love of music (except when buzzed or working out.)
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Mar 25, 2022 18:13
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lmao if u still gently caress i just 69
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mobby_6kl posted:I only gently caress to Dream Theater playing At 16 or 17 I once thrusted to the rhythm breaks at the end of the Metropolis pt1 solo. my girlfriend was not amused.
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Mar 25, 2022 18:19
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2/4 male 4/4 Female The tempo is variable.
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Mar 25, 2022 18:21
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this is the best song for 8 minutes of thrust edging and two minutes of crying choke cumming / farting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQn48GljntI
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Mar 25, 2022 18:31
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I'm a two stroke kinda guy
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Mar 25, 2022 18:37
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i'm in a polyrhythmic relationship, i'm 4/4 and she's 12/8
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Polyjisms
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Mar 25, 2022 20:29
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I can't keep a rhythm, a bear stepped on my penis
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Mar 25, 2022 21:24
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i gently caress in bossa nova always
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Mar 25, 2022 21:55
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5/4 or bust
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Mar 25, 2022 22:20
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*Ouch* (my cervix)
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In 2038 the current UNIX time stamp will run out as it is signed with a 32 bit integer. This will be a problem for software developers everywhere.
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*I step away from the dick to take a breath*
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