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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Finally, something I can get behind

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a local dipshit state representative is ripping the still-beating heart out of a women's studies professor and tossing it to a crowd of crazed red hats, clamouring for blood on the pyramid steps below

"red meat for the base", the crowd chants in unison

elsewhere, jordan peterson has dug up howard zinn to perform a cadaver synod on him

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

syntaxfunction posted:

This is not an equivalence tho, and is kind of a reach to justify a bad thing.

Talking to kids about "anything goes sex" regardless of age is tangentially, at best, related to making it allowable to discriminate against people for being themselves.

I don't think you understand the words you say.

I just don't think it's a good idea to talk to kids about sex when they haven't even started puberty yet, so the law made sense to me at first even though I knew the rightwingers would just misuse it.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Yaldabaoth posted:

I just don't think it's a good idea to talk to kids about sex when they haven't even started puberty yet

what do you think is going to happen if you do, their tiny minds will explode?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Yaldabaoth posted:

I just don't think it's a good idea to talk to kids about sex when they haven't even started puberty yet, so the law made sense to me at first even though I knew the rightwingers would just misuse it.

Shielding kids from sex until it’s too late is how you end up with child sex abuse scandals and teen pregnancy, fyi.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

EVERY subject in school from kindergarten through 3rd grade should be sex ed. And it should be WILD poo poo. ALL of it. Hell. Scratch that. Through college.
End STEM and the Humanities. It's just PORKIN from birth through post-doc.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

FrozenVent posted:

Shielding kids from sex until it’s too late is how you end up with child sex abuse scandals and teen pregnancy, fyi.

Jesus, what a loving world where we have to teach sex ed to kindergartners to keep pedophiles from raping them.

I'm not being sarcastic BTW, I'm honestly shocked that things are so bad that we have to do this.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Jesus, what a loving world where we have to teach sex ed to kindergartners to keep pedophiles from raping them.

I'm not being sarcastic BTW, I'm honestly shocked that things are so bad that we have to do this.

it's not any worse now than it ever was, probably better.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Same world it’s always been, it’s just that now people report that poo poo.

If you teach kids that it’s not ok when grown ups touch their weewee they speak up when Father Ted gives them the unholy communion. As opposed to, you know *waves at the 50’s*.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
Technically I think the bill prohibits any discussion of sexual or gender identity or orientation. So whenever some straight teacher invariably mentions their spouse or whatever, that’s also a violation. I feel like the Church of Satan would be perfect for filing the ensuing lawsuits.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I said the word. Am I going to prison? :ohdear:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

FrozenVent posted:

Shielding kids from sex until it’s too late is how you end up with child sex abuse scandals and teen pregnancy, fyi.

That's the point, usually.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Yaldabaoth posted:

Jesus, what a loving world where we have to teach sex ed to kindergartners to keep pedophiles from raping them.

I'm not being sarcastic BTW, I'm honestly shocked that things are so bad that we have to do this.


Can you maybe explain what you have suddenly leaned a bit more.

PoultryHammock
Oct 23, 2011

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Can you maybe explain what you have suddenly leaned a bit more.

This dude seriously comes off as some small town rube, who has just in this instance, popped his head up out of the gopher hole he was plopped in at birth

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




well after midnight, ron desantis rushes into the emergency legislative session, pen in hand, ready to sign the hastily written "don't say the n-word" bill. the billboards have already been printed. he is grinning from ear to ear, the first time he's truly felt happiness since childhood.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Yaldabaoth posted:

In my defense, there are people on the far left who do think everything goes when it comes to sexual education regardless of age.

:wtc:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

PoultryHammock posted:

This dude seriously comes off as some small town rube, who has just in this instance, popped his head up out of the gopher hole he was plopped in at birth

For the record, I moved to the city a couple of years ago.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

big words

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Hell Yeah.

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

lmao

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Hell Yeah.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Yaldabaoth posted:

For the record, I moved to the city a couple of years ago.

did you move there or is that just where you happened to fall off the turnip truck?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Yaldabaoth posted:

I just don't think it's a good idea to talk to kids about sex when they haven't even started puberty yet, so the law made sense to me at first even though I knew the rightwingers would just misuse it.

To be clear, right wingers designed it, in it's entirety, to "misuse" it

Completely evil horseshit is it's one and only purpose

Ok, and red meat for the reelection machine, that's two purposes I guess

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I always remember adults pulling out a dictionary and reading the definition every time someone in elementary school would say that word. It means happy when you’re a child.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The Bloop posted:

Ok, and red meat for the reelection machine, that's two purposes I guess

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

id fund it

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

So now the billboards will go Life Begins At Conception, Truckstop Porn Store, Discount Disney Tickets, Risqué Cafe, and Gay.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Szyznyk posted:

So now the billboards will go Life Begins At Conception, Truckstop Porn Store, Discount Disney Tickets, Risqué Cafe, and Gay.

Let's be generous. Florida also has billboards reminding fathers to not rape their daughters while drunk.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Yaldabaoth posted:

You know, this sounds kind of good on paper but a gammonist government will just use it as an excuse to persecute anyone who's not a gammon.

The law isn't just what it says, it's also what it is, and what it is is a weapon to use against greater acceptance of LGBT people - everyone to whose conduct the law is relevant knows this. These things have a chilling effect that's wider than the simple content of the law itself. We used to have a similar law in the UK, section 28 of the Local Government Act, usually referred to just as "Section 28". It was in effect throughout the time I was attending secondary school, and is widely felt to have stopped schools from helping young gay people for the decade or so it was in effect. The school I attended had a fairly conservative ethos and probably wouldn't have behaved institutionally any differently if Section 28 hadn't been there; but I think that individual teachers might have felt more able to discuss homosexuality (for example, in sex education lessons) if it hadn't.

FrozenVent posted:

Same world it’s always been, it’s just that now people report that poo poo.

If you teach kids that it’s not ok when grown ups touch their weewee they speak up when Father Ted gives them the unholy communion. As opposed to, you know *waves at the 50’s*.

I hear you're a paedophile now, Father

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Yaldabaoth posted:

Jesus, what a loving world where we have to teach sex ed to kindergartners to keep pedophiles from raping them.

I'm not being sarcastic BTW, I'm honestly shocked that things are so bad that we have to do this.

What if,

And, maybe just hear me out here,


It's to teach them to be healthy normal individuals who are aware of themselves and their bodies as well as being safe in normal environments and not the terrorized gently caress machines haunted by literal monsters that you seem to think this is about?

You got fuckin problems, bro. You come off as an uneducated rube with some deep seated issues and it's not just this thread. Maybe try talking some things out with some folks who can help you go over some stuff.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

I don't understand if the billboard is for or against being gay. it's even paid for by something called "southern progress PAC." progress towards being gay or away from being gay? whoever came up with the concept for this billboard should be fired.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hell Yeah posted:

I don't understand if the billboard is for or against being gay. it's even paid for by something called "southern progress PAC." progress towards being gay or away from being gay? whoever came up with the concept for this billboard should be fired.

Hell yeah.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
If kids are never taught about consent, they can never be raped!

Is it because I don't have kids, and suffered with horrible sex ed for all my school years (pre Internet days) that I want loving full comprehensive sex ed, that includes homosexuality, and transgender issues and help, and lessons about consent and masturbation and why sending nudes to your bf or gf might not be a safe thing? Not for 5 year olds, but before kids hit puberty, they need to know about puberty.

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


GAY

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