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I hope deSantis counters with NO HOMO. Probably too creative for Republicans though. e: poo poo snipe SRY
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 14:41 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:I just don't think it's a good idea to talk to kids about sex when they haven't even started puberty yet, so the law made sense to me at first even though I knew the rightwingers would just misuse it.
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 15:31 |
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Holy moly democrat culture war #clapback spectacle as they continue to lose every battle and conditions continue to get worse on their watch. Dems stay winning!@
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 15:48 |
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Hammerite posted:I hear you're a paedophile now, Father
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 16:26 |
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If you violate off the top, trick, u gotta go
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 16:27 |
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someone should start a "gay begins at conception" movement that advocates for more abortions in order to quell the rising gay tide
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 17:09 |
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I'm going to curb teenage preganancies by instituting a sexed program that teaches young boys that girls will bite your weenie off and suck your soul out through the wound. then everyone will be gay. I call it scared gay
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 18:36 |
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All the kids just say suss now anyways.
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 18:40 |
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I'm personally outraged that they will be banning the number 58008 from all mathematics programs because of this law, since it could be construed as sex education if you turn it upside down on your calculator.
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 18:54 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:I just don't think it's a good idea to talk to kids about sex when they haven't even started puberty yet
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 18:57 |
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*walking down the street bobbing my head* gay gay gay gay gay
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 19:11 |
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feelix posted:why I think they mean kids that aren't theirs
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Big Beef City posted:I think they mean kids that aren't theirs I'm not sure where you're going with this, but I think early sex ed is an idea worth considering. And regarding whether the kids are theirs or not, I think it is much better when the person explaining the sex is a teacher with some professional training rather than dumbfuck parents, many of whom had the kid in the first place only because their own sex ed failed them
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 19:18 |
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I wish I had billboard money (that's a couple levels below "gently caress you" money, but still pretty good). There are so many messages I wish to share with the world. Especially if you can buy several in a row to really hook people and get em thinking. GAY SASQUATCHES AHEAD Then it's up to the viewer to interpret that as a warning or a blessing. Can just change out SASQUATCHES to SWAMPTHINGS instead for Florida or whatever their mythical beast of choice is. It's a versatile modular concept.
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 19:48 |
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Can you just add 'hot' to it? And put it all inside a LP fueled flaming heart? So the billboard is the fiery heart with HOT. GAY. SASQUATCHES. AHEAD!
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 19:52 |
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It only further deepens the question for ze viewer. Are the Sasquatches aflame and in agony, gay, and nearby? Or are the Sasquatches simply attractive, gay, and nearby? Ze viewer alone must choose their interpretation, and choose his or her final path. The Butcher fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Mar 27, 2022 |
# ? Mar 27, 2022 19:59 |
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The Skunk Ape is notoriously homophobic.
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 20:16 |
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feelix posted:why for much the same reason we don't teach them how to drive until they're almost old enough to do so
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 20:26 |
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The appropriate analogy here isn't "teaching kids to drive" though, it would be "teaching kids that cars exist, that adults drive them, and that driving without knowing the rules of the road can injure or kill someone"
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 21:01 |
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What's the opposite of GAY?
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 21:04 |
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no, no! we musut continue to pretend kids dont know about sex until theres a huge family argument that cements the child has been laying/getting pipe!!! its not real if i dont acknowledge it la la la
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 21:04 |
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Big Beef City posted:Can you just add 'hot' to it? PM the coordinates to me please?
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 21:06 |
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:What's the opposite of GAY? YAG It's the new secret code word.
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This Is the Zodiac posted:The appropriate analogy here isn't "teaching kids to drive" though, it would be "teaching kids that cars exist, that adults drive them, and that driving without knowing the rules of the road can injure or kill someone" I'm such a dumbfuck that the whole thing didn't click for me until you dumbed it down into this simple analogy. Goddamn, am I dense.
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 22:11 |
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:What's the opposite of GAY? YAG
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 22:16 |
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Oh no, the antediluvian snake god?
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Yaldabaoth posted:I'm such a dumbfuck that the whole thing didn't click for me until you dumbed it down into this simple analogy. Goddamn, am I dense. To build on the analogy, the people driving this legislation want schools to stop acknowledging that people drive cars, but also to ban movies, TV shows, and books about cars or the act of driving — or even just basic depictions of adults driving safely — and their reasoning is that because driving is not for children, children shouldn't even be aware of it.
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# ? Mar 27, 2022 23:37 |
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Does he not have eyelids? Imagine the poo poo his sex toys see.
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 00:16 |
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Nictitating membrane
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 00:17 |
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whose head is that the backside of?
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 00:19 |
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Absolute Nihilism
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 00:20 |
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Captchas sure are difficult these days.
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This Is the Zodiac posted:The appropriate analogy here isn't "teaching kids to drive" though, it would be "teaching kids that cars exist, that adults drive them, and that driving without knowing the rules of the road can injure or kill someone" i'm just messing around, i think it's a good idea to accelerate maturity whenever possible. its frankly a tremendous waste and a boffo size capitalism sin to have kids be infantilized for so long. yeah yeah, this creates more money circulation in the short term by making a child a net loss for a household, but it neglects the long term benefits of initiating them into the workforce ASAP - something which, perforce, necessitates a basic grasp of all facets of mature Adult Capitalist Unit life, including reproduction
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:49 |
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The homersexual agenda? Simpsons did it!
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# ? Mar 28, 2022 02:58 |
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So's my dick. Edit: To contribute seriously: It won't be too tragic if the Florida conservatives do achieve a ban on sex ed for school to year 3, which is their reported agenda here, but is is a slippery slope, and their probable long term agenda is to ban sex ed entirely from schools, or only allow their own version with e.g. abstinence as the only "birth control" method taught. Many fundie conservatives actually believe that sperm can and does seep between the spaces of the rubber molecules in condoms, so the use of condoms should not be taught. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Mar 28, 2022 |
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Ya know they clearly haven't heard of the Streisand effect. Where Barbara Streisand, a famously homosexual, attempted to make it illegal to say she was gay, and now everyone knows she's gay. What I'm getting at is everyone is gay, actually.
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:that's a pretty good insult Fuckin lmao
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