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biosterous

what if pizza was made sideways?

think about it, i ask you, or maybe dare you but that seems a little rude

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# ? Mar 26, 2022 23:55

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# ? May 10, 2024 02:56

Heather Papps: hello friend

i do not have enough balance to also be sideways while munch... wait... a massage table

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 00:30

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

if you make a pizza in new york, it's sideways relative to one made in italy

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 00:34

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

sideways pizza from wayside school

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 00:54

Heather Papps: hello friend

How Wonderful! posted:

sideways pizza from wayside school

the only problem is it takes you like an hour to ride the elavator down to the caf and by then lunch break is over

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 00:57

biosterous

there is no 13th slice

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 01:05

Munkeylord

Square pizza? Or literally made vertically? Vertical pizza would be a sweet sandwich

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 01:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

it is made sideways OP. wth...

# ? Mar 27, 2022 02:32

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

It would be more difficult using only one hand.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 02:32

biosterous

Areola Grande posted:

it is made sideways OP. wth...

i tihnk you need to diagram this to explain

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 02:41

google THIS

Hand tossing the dough requires a harness and a pitchback but the results are worth it

# ? Mar 27, 2022 04:51

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

the sauce

# ? Mar 27, 2022 05:46

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

do ladies have to make it sidesaddle?

# ? Mar 27, 2022 11:26

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

mama mia, its-a side-a-ways pizza!

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 19:52

Escape From Noise

So it stars Paul Giamatti?

# ? Mar 27, 2022 20:00

biosterous

Nosfereefer posted:

mama mia, its-a side-a-ways pizza!

ya this

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 20:07

Finger Prince

A perpendizza, if you will.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 20:25

google THIS

Cooked at 90 degrizza

# ? Mar 27, 2022 20:28

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

google THIS posted:

Cooked at 90 degrizza

lollll

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 20:33

biosterous

google THIS posted:

Cooked at 90 degrizza

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 20:42

Iron Chef Ramen: HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!

But what if there was an infinite pizza cut into hexagons so there would be infinite, perfect, identical slices? An infinite beehive of pizza if you will

# ? Mar 27, 2022 20:43

biosterous

beezza

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 20:49

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

google THIS posted:

Cooked at 90 degrizza

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 21:50

Finger Prince

A toroidal pizza.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 22:03

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Finger Prince posted:

A toroidal pizza.

that would be like stuffed crust but the entire pizza is in the crust and it's just the crust??!!?!??!!?

hrmmery

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 22:15

Finger Prince

Dr. Honked posted:

that would be like stuffed crust but the entire pizza is in the crust and it's just the crust??!!?!??!!?

hrmmery

A calzonut

# ? Mar 27, 2022 22:30

Manifisto

none pizza with upper beef please

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 22:57

Manifisto

Manifisto posted:

none pizza with upper beef please

this is also known as a bistecca superiore

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 23:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Just make it in space. Everything is sideways in space

# ? Mar 27, 2022 23:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Manifisto posted:

none pizza with upper beef please

lol

# ? Mar 27, 2022 23:21

Ass-penny

Imagine if you will, a four dimensional pizza.the pizza folds in on itself both in time and in space.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 23:23

Manifisto

rear end-penny posted:

Imagine if you will, a four dimensional pizza.the pizza folds in on itself both in time and in space.

why you could be, like, really really into fitness!

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# ? Mar 27, 2022 23:34

Finger Prince

rear end-penny posted:

Imagine if you will, a four dimensional pizza.the pizza folds in on itself both in time and in space.

A hypercalzonut.

# ? Mar 27, 2022 23:42

google THIS

Cheeseract

# ? Mar 27, 2022 23:43

Munkeylord

google THIS posted:

Cooked at 90 degrizza

Nice!

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# ? Mar 28, 2022 01:24

poverty goat

it is a noodle, op

# ? Mar 28, 2022 04:10

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

rear end-penny posted:

Imagine if you will, a four dimensional pizza.the pizza folds in on itself both in time and in space.

Jonny Five Pizzas posted:

Imagine four pizzas on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the pizza nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of pizzas and takes the place of the first pizza. The formerly first pizza becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.
Time works the same way.

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# ? Mar 28, 2022 14:38