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biosterous

spouse says "if pizza was made sideways, i would live my life sideways"

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# ? Mar 29, 2022 04:20

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# ? May 9, 2024 21:17

nut

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# ? Mar 29, 2022 05:49

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Rod Sterling voice: What if Man...is the real sideways pizza?

# ? Mar 29, 2022 23:50

google THIS

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Slicing into your skull like an axe
Embedding 4 inches deep
Half blinding you
Horribly disfiguring your face
Damaging your prefrontal cortex altering your personality forever
Sausage crumbles in your sinus cavities
Stuffed crust in your temporal lobe
Blood mingling with tomato sauce as you scream
That's amore

# ? Mar 30, 2022 01:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Slicing into your skull like an axe
Embedding 4 inches deep
Half blinding you
Horribly disfiguring your face
Damaging your prefrontal cortex altering your personality forever
Sausage crumbles in your sinus cavities
Stuffed crust in your temporal lobe
Blood mingling with tomato sauce as you scream
That's amore

lmao

# ? Mar 30, 2022 02:08

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

google THIS posted:

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Slicing into your skull like an axe
Embedding 4 inches deep
Half blinding you
Horribly disfiguring your face
Damaging your prefrontal cortex altering your personality forever
Sausage crumbles in your sinus cavities
Stuffed crust in your temporal lobe
Blood mingling with tomato sauce as you scream
That's amore

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# ? Mar 30, 2022 02:21

biosterous

google THIS posted:

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Slicing into your skull like an axe
Embedding 4 inches deep
Half blinding you
Horribly disfiguring your face
Damaging your prefrontal cortex altering your personality forever
Sausage crumbles in your sinus cavities
Stuffed crust in your temporal lobe
Blood mingling with tomato sauce as you scream
That's amore

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# ? Mar 30, 2022 03:59

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Slicing into your skull like an axe
Embedding 4 inches deep
Half blinding you
Horribly disfiguring your face
Damaging your prefrontal cortex altering your personality forever
Sausage crumbles in your sinus cavities
Stuffed crust in your temporal lobe
Blood mingling with tomato sauce as you scream
That's amore

I believe that's called a "New York slice".

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Mar 30, 2022

# ? Mar 30, 2022 04:05

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

i would eat it

# ? Mar 31, 2022 04:04

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I don't know op but I've heard that edam is made backwards. Sorry if someone else already posted this zinger.

# ? Apr 1, 2022 20:51

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Prurient Squid posted:

I don't know op but I've heard that edam is made backwards. Sorry if someone else already posted this zinger.

you can't prank me with your word magic, wizard

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# ? Apr 1, 2022 21:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

No, no, what if EVERYTHING was sideways

# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:13

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

if everything is sideways then nothing is sideways

# ? Apr 1, 2022 22:27

Manifisto

Sally posted:

if everything is sideways then nothing is sideways

this assumes everything is sideways in the same direction

what if everything is sideways but all to different sides

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 2, 2022 00:58

biosterous

Manifisto posted:

this assumes everything is sideways in the same direction

what if everything is sideways but all to different sides

it already is

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# ? Apr 2, 2022 04:28

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

What if there was a pizza and then another pizza that was tangential to that and then yet another that is merely adjacent.

# ? Apr 2, 2022 13:12

biosterous

sounds like a pizza party, i'm in

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# ? Apr 2, 2022 14:21

Turbo Fondant

I like my pizza fully non-euclidean

# ? Apr 3, 2022 01:45

HisMajestyBOB

Heather Papps posted:

the only problem is it takes you like an hour to ride the elavator down to the caf and by then lunch break is over

that's why you unionize. lunch break doesn't start until you start eating lunch bitches.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 06:06

poverty goat

m�bius pizza.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 14:50

google THIS

poverty goat posted:

m�bius pizza.

Toppings from edge to same edge

# ? Apr 3, 2022 18:55

more falafel please: forums poster

google THIS posted:

Toppings from edge to same edge

if you order 2 they give you a free Kleinbottle of Diet Rite

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# ? Apr 3, 2022 22:11

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

you go to the new pizza place, Cartesian Pizza, and after you order, they show you this:

and ask "what orientation would you like us to make it in?"

# ? Apr 4, 2022 21:59

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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

you go to the new pizza place, Cartesian Pizza, and after you order, they show you this:
and ask "what orientation would you like us to make it in?"

can... can pizza maybe extend BEYOND those three dimensions?

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# ? Apr 4, 2022 22:19

google THIS

Nosfereefer posted:

can... can pizza maybe extend BEYOND those three dimensions?

You can have up to three dimensions at no additional charge, then it's $1.95 each

# ? Apr 4, 2022 22:22

more falafel please: forums poster

it took ages to rework the pizza implementation to use quaternions in order to avoid gimbal lock

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# ? Apr 4, 2022 22:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Turbo Fondant posted:

what if we just made the pizza a sphere. No bones!

you could have like a molten cheese core surrounded by a dough crust and then tomato sauce and sausage and stuff on the outside, like some sort of pizza moon

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# ? Apr 6, 2022 15:29

Scaly Haylie

the leaning tunnel of pisa

# ? Apr 6, 2022 20:06

more falafel please: forums poster

Dr. Honked posted:

you could have like a molten cheese core surrounded by a dough crust and then tomato sauce and sausage and stuff on the outside, like some sort of pizza moon

pizza pie-son sphere

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# ? Apr 6, 2022 20:53

poverty goat

naan is a sideways pizza with no toppings and if you rotate the tandoor at high speed the centrifugal force will hold the toppings in place

# ? Apr 6, 2022 21:03

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Hegelian pizza.

Think about it.

# ? Apr 6, 2022 21:43

deep dish peat moss

you could hang pizza on your wall like art

# ? Apr 7, 2022 05:17

nut

i dunno any of these math words what about a handful of pizza? something honest, simple, trustworthy for the layperson

# ? Apr 7, 2022 23:08

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yeah, what if pizza was made-a sideways? you's gotta a problem with that, amico?

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# ? Apr 7, 2022 23:24

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there never were ain't any normally wayed pizzas in this town, you hear. there ain't now too, and there ain't never will be. capisce?

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# ? Apr 7, 2022 23:28

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kgx9yyCzJ8

# ? Apr 8, 2022 00:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I just ball my pizza up and eat it like an apple

# ? Apr 8, 2022 07:58

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# ? May 9, 2024 21:17

biosterous

poverty goat posted:

naan is a sideways pizza with no toppings and if you rotate the tandoor at high speed the centrifugal force will hold the toppings in place

backyard pizza oven dads all breaking out in a flop sweat and furiously taking notes

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# ? Apr 8, 2022 13:46

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