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DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

Move up to the mountains, where its cold, ride kites down the mountain for your morning commute. electric powered tow-rope hauls your kite and you back home after work.

Co2 emissions, Cancelled!
Immediate heat problems, Elevated out!
Traffic congestion, Aerodynamisized!

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:firstpost:

DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

Welcome to the ground floor, we're gonna change the world you and me!

worm girl
Feb 12, 2022

Can you hear it too?
Mountains are narrower at the top. Naturally, people will have to fight for the choicest real estate at the peak.

DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

Some snow piercer depiction of wealth there

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Sounds solid to me OP voted 5

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Will there be enough mountains for everyone?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im kite poo poo of gently caress mountain

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What if we stopped trying to stop climate change and learn to adapt to it?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What if we stopped trying to stop climate change and learn to adapt to it?

i built a stillsuit like in dune... but i think my proudest innovation is that ive invented a kidney supplenent that will actually recycle the water in your urine. i havent pissed in 13 days. problem is when i eventually do hit a urinal its gonna be like a flashbang went off due to the high concentration of phosphorous.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i would be down with parasailing to work and about the town

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Everywhere around the world the mountain people are always the most racist inbred hicks around. I won't ever go near those things, they are evil

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Yeah gently caress those Swiss!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I've seen this cartoon, OP, and your mountain kite utopia lasts right up until the internal combustion people attack.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If those waterbenders weren't slacking off, we would still have polar ice caps

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
You stupid gently caress, OP.

What about avalanches?

What about yetis?

Will you French kiss my butt at the summit of mt Kilimanjaro?

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Yeah gently caress those Swiss!
By loving the mountain people, you reduce their inbred-levels.
Assuming you're not one of them.

Are you one of them?

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Can't wait to play a fatal game of king of the hill against the entire human population.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What if we stopped trying to stop climate change and learn to adapt to it?

Lesson 1: Adapting to a world with a collapsed food production system
Die.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I killed the climate

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

im kite poo poo of gently caress mountain

I hosed the mountain

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

The climate is always changing op

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The hills have eyes with the sound of music

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I hosed the mountain

I'm not surprised by this at all

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
What provides the electricity for the tow motors?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
when climate change happens im going to go live underwater in the submarine community

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




we could just collect a lot of cold that's out in space and bring it back to earth

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

We should blow up space

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Bad Purchase posted:

we could just collect a lot of cold that's out in space and bring it back to earth

Why don't we just cut a hole in the atmosphere and let all the heat out? Seems pretty simple to me.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It needs to go

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.
Nonononono, you should treasure space. That's the one thing that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism, which causes our climate change.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

It was already solved by Milankovitch cycles.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
It's about slime

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Gotta start pumping that CO2 into space and cause interstellar warming. No heat death of the universe!

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Bad Purchase posted:

we could just collect a lot of cold that's out in space and bring it back to earth

Isn't space where we get most of our heat from though? :sun:🤔

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If we stop testing for climate change it won't be happening, easy

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

DemonToadGoat posted:

Move up to the mountains, where its cold, ride kites down the mountain for your morning commute. electric powered tow-rope hauls your kite and you back home after work.

Co2 emissions, Cancelled!
Immediate heat problems, Elevated out!
Traffic congestion, Aerodynamisized!

The year: 2023. The climate solver: DemonToadGoat.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Shadow0 posted:

Isn't space where we get most of our heat from though? :sun:🤔

no, most of it comes from the earth's core

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Need to plug up the ocean thermal vents then. gently caress the ocean.

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DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I hosed the mountain

Imagine being king gently caress of high kite mountain

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