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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1508122089156485130?s=20&t=gW7hFgMCaHrMnB3CdaVBNQ

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the oscars is hosed up for inviting chris pratt to be there. #boycott

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

oscar isaac must be stopped before he achieves daddy in every major franchise

e: especially the wwe

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Movies are for plebeians; I wouldn’t waste my time with such filth.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Which one is the Oscars for again? Like movies or TV? I can never remember which is which, they all blend together.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!
any lip readers catch what Will Smith was yelling after he decked Chris Rock

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Jun 19, 2021



Lol Will Smith punched Chris Rock and screamed “get my wife’s name out of your loving mouth”

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

olylifter posted:

any lip readers catch what Will Smith was yelling after he decked Chris Rock

“Keep my wife’s name out your loving mouth” I believe.

Did he really stride onto the stage and punch Chris Rock in the face?? Chris seemed really thrown by that whole thing and Will Smith looked like he was on the verge of tears. That seemed real af…awkward…

pjvkng
Jun 14, 2013
KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH!

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Jun 19, 2021



Uncut version

https://mobile.twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1508270716063469576

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timp posted:

“Keep my wife’s name out your loving mouth” I believe.

Did he really stride onto the stage and punch Chris Rock in the face?? Chris seemed really thrown by that whole thing and Will Smith looked like he was on the verge of tears. That seemed real af…awkward…

Yes he straight up punched him in the face over a GI Jane joke

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

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Yes he straight up punched him in the face over a GI Jane joke

i think he slapped him?? I've watched it like 10 times I'm howling

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

olylifter posted:

any lip readers catch what Will Smith was yelling after he decked Chris Rock

I don't know, the whole channel hosed up and started freezing and stuttering and the audio went out.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Holy poo poo he was actually serious.

so wtf was that all about? What was the context?

Mnoba posted:

i think he slapped him?? I've watched it like 10 times I'm howling

looked like a fake punch to me. With the sound effects too. Not sure wtf all of that was.

Beyond ReTarTed.
Dec 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
full shapeshifting and everything Lmao

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
https://twitter.com/grantedla/status/1508271803747110916?s=21&t=2-Ybwg97Fmwg0ggANT20Fw

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Beyond ReTarTed. posted:

full shapeshifting and everything Lmao

His wife has a skin condition which has led to her being bald and Will Smith reacted poorly to a joke about it

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Oscars are heatin up!

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Holy poo poo he was actually serious.

so wtf was that all about? What was the context?

looked like a fake punch to me. With the sound effects too. Not sure wtf all of that was.

Will's wife, Jada, has a hair condition or something that means she basically shaves it. Rock made a joke about seeing her in GI Jane 2.

It definitely wasn't fake. That sound was him hitting him and Rock's lapel mic loving up.

He also slapped him instead of punched him.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Holy poo poo he was actually serious.

so wtf was that all about? What was the context?

looked like a fake punch to me. With the sound effects too. Not sure wtf all of that was.

He made a GI Jane joke about Jada being bald. Apparently Jada's not bald by choice she's got a medical condition causing her hair to fall out.

Also I'd dispute that "reacted poorly" is accurate. He insulted his wife's disability, for a loving stupid joke to begin with. gently caress that guy, he's lucky it was just a slap

olylifter fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Mar 28, 2022

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Upgrade posted:

His wife has a skin condition which has led to her being bald and Will Smith reacted poorly to a joke about it

Oh poo poo.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

lmao

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

hell fuckin yeah that new fresh prince show sucks rear end but that slap rules

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1508275517979516935

analyzing the slap much like the zapruder film currently

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
loving wild way for will smith to audition for grown ups 3

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Please define this.

No

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull

olylifter posted:

He made a GI Jane joke about Jada being bald. Apparently Jada's not bald by choice she's got a medical condition causing her hair to fall out.

Also I'd dispute that "reacted poorly" is accurate. He insulted his wife's disability, for a loving stupid joke to begin with. gently caress that guy, he's lucky it was just a slap

He deserves to be slapped for even making a GI Jane joke in 2022.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Are there slap memes yet?

Arkage
Aug 10, 2008

Things fall apart;
the centre cannot hold

You Are A Elf posted:

Are there slap memes yet?

How can he slap?

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Pretty cool way to end a career.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Will Smith is a piece of poo poo for popularizing Jaden as a name.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
dog movie was good but cmon

Agoat
Dec 4, 2012

I AM BAD AT GAMES
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1508270575902687232

will smith hits like a bitch

lost old man
Nov 4, 2009

I AM HUNGER.
I FEED.
Congrats to Chris rock. He hasn’t been funny in years then pulls of this banger.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Looks like it was planned but then Rock went a bit too hard and Will decided to actually connect.

It all looks extremely fake, except obviously the Oscars wouldn't have allowed Will to swear.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
He just won an oscar. Curious to what he says right now.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
He slapped the dog poo poo out of him what are you all on about?

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

will smith is a dumb motherfucker with a bald-rear end wife that i hosed

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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Looks like it was planned but then Rock went a bit too hard and Will decided to actually connect.

It all looks extremely fake, except obviously the Oscars wouldn't have allowed Will to swear.

also he flubbed his line after which was real funny

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