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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

wtf lol

E: thought it looked staged at first, but now I dunno

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

is he still a scientologist?

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

nooneofconsequence posted:

is he still a scientologist?

he hasn't gone missing so yes

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:lol: Good for Chris Rock for taking that slap like a champ. His eyes didn’t tear up or nothing. Will Smith needs to hit the gym.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Some of y’all have never been hit in the face out of the blue and it shows.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

ben shapino posted:

will smith is a dumb motherfucker with a bald-rear end wife that i hosed

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Lmao they just had to cut away from the Williams' because Venus' nipple was hanging out

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.


Well, Will is a thin-skinned turd.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/scottfeinberg/status/1508273120473325573?s=21&t=wCx-iFkDZDvo8f44RgNUDA

Gonna say not a work

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm glad Will Smith struck Chris Rock down

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Ratings are back, baby!

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

:lol: Good for Chris Rock for taking that slap like a champ. His eyes didn’t tear up or nothing. Will Smith needs to hit the gym.

I think the moment would have been substantially more awkward if he'd just knocked the guy unconscious and walked off the stage leaving dude in a heap on stage

also did anyone else have the feed cut to a banner saying OSCARS and a shot of the Williams family when Smith was giving his speech? the gently caress was that

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Can we give Chris Rock control of the site? I think he'd make a great replacement for Lowtax.

sheri
Dec 30, 2002

According to this guy who is from variety attending, it was not staged. Will's publicist has been meeting with him since then.

https://mobile.twitter.com/raminsetoodeh

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

olylifter posted:

I think the moment would have been substantially more awkward if he'd just knocked the guy unconscious and walked off the stage leaving dude in a heap on stage

also did anyone else have the feed cut to a banner saying OSCARS and a shot of the Williams family when Smith was giving his speech? the gently caress was that

Dango Bango posted:

Lmao they just had to cut away from the Williams' because Venus' nipple was hanging out

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

olylifter posted:

I think the moment would have been substantially more awkward if he'd just knocked the guy unconscious and walked off the stage leaving dude in a heap on stage

also did anyone else have the feed cut to a banner saying OSCARS and a shot of the Williams family when Smith was giving his speech? the gently caress was that

the cancellation has begun.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

olylifter posted:

I think the moment would have been substantially more awkward if he'd just knocked the guy unconscious and walked off the stage leaving dude in a heap on stage


I’m just saying, if you’re going to hit another man on national television, you better make it count.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

That was amazing

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
i think this might actually top make-up sex, but now every time someone makes fun of my frumpy wife she's going to be thinking about his and looking at me in disgust

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

He's really gonna stay there huh

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

this black on black crime has to stop

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I’m just saying, if you’re going to hit another man on national television, you better make it count.

it was a real good, solid slap

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I wish Ricky Gervais had been there to tell the same joke

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Late night TV hosts are loving garbage nowadays if a lovely oscar host can cause an actor to tearfully slap them.



I blame Corden

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Anthony Trans People Hopkins

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
It's just embarrassing, really.

The desperation of a career bottoming out.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

It's just embarrassing, really.

The desperation of a career bottoming out.

Will Smith's or Chris Rock's?

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

now I’m surprised nobody ever slapped Ricky gervais

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

super sweet best pal posted:

Will Smith's or Chris Rock's?

Amy Schumer

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I can't say I'm not impressed that the oscars had something interesting happen, but a full-on brawl would have been bad rear end.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i'm the guy amy schumer stole all her jokes from

sorry everybody

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Why didn't he just get his wife the same hair transplant surgeon that he used?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
dr scholl's?

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

excellent

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

ayy lmao

the 1st amendment
Mar 10, 2022

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
This is the most interesting the Oscars have been in years lmao

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