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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:https://twitter.com/RudisExcitatio/status/1512471218334711823?t=70btA6NTdgqrRM2FqOCt6A&s=19 Gross af That's bottom tweet that is child molestation
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You Are A Elf posted:Who’d you piss off to give you some red text, Spinz? O I don't know Probably fyad Once in a while I post in there https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3998465&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post522612560
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Apr 9, 2022 04:49
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Jada is sick and Will Smith, international superstar, is a victim of abuse. interesting.
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Spinz posted:Gross af Didn't know much about Jada But she seems a little bit touched by assholism
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Apr 9, 2022 12:39
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The smiths are just fuckin weird
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Apr 9, 2022 13:46
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Jada was the worst part of the matrix Take that, rear end in a top hat!!!
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Anyone ever see "Girls Trip"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh1uIlzjSNQ
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Blooster posted:https://twitter.com/Odillaah/status/1511334221159170049?t=kHI3I6nAQ8cpI7W32mCJvQ&s=19 TBF, I was reading thru the replies on that tweet and a bunch of people pointed out that as part of those birthday celebrations, Will tracked down a descendent of the plantation owner who owned Jada's ancestors as slaves, and invited them to the party. Which is, uhhhh 
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Apr 9, 2022 15:43
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Most families just unload extremely personal family drama on Facebook. The Smiths seem to take it a step further with an overproduced weekly show.
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Apr 9, 2022 15:55
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Sydney Bottocks posted:TBF, I was reading thru the replies on that tweet and a bunch of people pointed out that as part of those birthday celebrations, Will tracked down a descendent of the plantation owner who owned Jada's ancestors as slaves, and invited them to the party. Which is, uhhhh Retort: Yes Will went, a little hard for that. But he's probably dealing with her beating him into submission about everything and denying any display of love or affection that's not letting her get bukaked by a highschool football team which as a husband, he's probably not really keen on. So I'm sure he was like "if I do all this crazy, insane, way over the top poo poo that goes so far above and beyond anything anyone would or could ever do, maybe she'll love me back and not want to get bukaked by a gang of 18year olds" And then Jada was like "this party isn't me getting bukaked by a gang of 18 year olds, do you even love me?!" And now he's sad all the time.
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Apr 9, 2022 16:00
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here ye here ye the jury finds jada plinkett smity guilty of the infernal crime of bitchery
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I was 100% I read she directed a music video for the Gravediggaz back in 1994 but I can't find anything about it now. It always made me think she was cool but clearly she's a hosed up weirdo.
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runnypoops posted:Jada Plinkett Smith "What's wrong with your hair?!"
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Sydney Bottocks posted:TBF, I was reading thru the replies on that tweet and a bunch of people pointed out that as part of those birthday celebrations, Will tracked down a descendent of the plantation owner who owned Jada's ancestors as slaves, and invited them to the party. Which is, uhhhh As an African American person, I must say -- what the flying gently caress?  EeeeEEEWW.
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Apr 9, 2022 18:53
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Let's check off the various ways Jada Pinkett and Will Smith were made for each other Jada: -Had a close, though allegedly only platonic, relationship with Tupac, to the point that he would get jealous of guys she dated and she had to beg him not to make any references to Will in his raps -Said she didn't want to get married and was very angry/upset about it right up to her wedding day -Talked about how, when it was rumored that Will and Margot Robbie were having an affair, she viewed Margot as "the competition", and around the same time she could often be spotted in paparazzi photos wearing the skimpiest of bikinis -Went on her show that she does with her mom and talked about her past romantic relationships (including talking about dudes she'd banged while married), often right in front of Will -When Will was complaining about not being able to have white women as love interests in his movies, starred in and executive produced her own show, in which all her love interests were white or Hispanic men, as well as talking on that show she does with her mom about having dated white men previously (and how she never got serious with any of them mainly because her mom disapproved) -Was (maybe still is, for all I know) in a terrible heavy metal band -Her side eye is widely reported to have been the thing that prompted Will to slap Chris Rock -Clearly does not want to be married Will: -Had an abusive father that he allegedly contemplated killing, after he became infirm and Will was helping care for him -Had a squeaky-clean image as Hollywood's favorite wisecracking action hero for many years until his marriage to Jada started very publicly splintering -As previously mentioned, had invited a descendant of the slaveowner who'd owned some of Jada's ancestors to her 40th birthday party -Lamented that in the movie Hitch, he was forced to have a Latina (Eva Mendes) as his love interest and how Hollywood wouldn't pair him with white women (this was not long after Denzel had talked about how he was tired of getting flack from black women about his white love interests in movies, which had sparked a larger discussion about the portrayal of black couples vs. interracial couples in movies overall). Not long after that, almost all his subsequent projects featured a blonde white woman as his love interest -Supposedly hooked up with Margot Robbie during a time when she was briefly separated from her husband and Will and Jada were supposedly opening up their marriage, rumors of which persisted through to the time they worked together on the first Suicide Squad movie -Laughed at Chris Rock's joke, until he saw how pissed Jada was, then slapped him before later offering a rambling apology while getting his Best Actor Oscar -A hugely successful and popular musician and actor -Has previously talked about how he's always wanted to be married with kids Nope, can't see any incompatibilities there 
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He also said his first divorce was a huge "failure" in his life and he was really embarrassed about being a divorcee. So that's probably why he's in this lovely relationship. Has anyone figured out how many people actually watched her stupid Red Table show that was apparently worth ruining her marriage over? There couldn't be more than 30 people watching that poo poo. Why air your dirty laundry like that? You aren't Howard Stern or a host of The View or someone who "has" to publicly talk about intimate embarrassing details of their lives. I don't get it. Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Apr 9, 2022 |
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:He also said his first divorce was a huge "failure" in his life and he was really embarrassed about being a divorcee. So that's probably why he's in this lovely relationship. Gonna guess it's a combination of pure narcissism and a desire to embarrass or "humble" her husband, given some of the things she said and discussed on the show
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I don’t think there’s anything wrong with people blabbering about their marriage in public. If anything I think it’s a good direction that uncomfortable topics are now being openly discussed. It’s just that the open — and tell-all — nature of the relationship seems to be lop-sided. From the outside, anyway.
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Vegetable posted:I don’t think there’s anything wrong with people blabbering about their marriage in public. If anything I think it’s a good direction that uncomfortable topics are now being openly discussed. What tipped you off? Was it the post where Will Smith keeps saying that he doesn't want to be filmed or have poo poo posted without his consent while his wife uses it to promote her show no one watches? Then, instead of being an adult and, you know, apologizing to her husband or asking politely she loving posted it anyways?
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Sydney Bottocks posted:TBF, I was reading thru the replies on that tweet and a bunch of people pointed out that as part of those birthday celebrations, Will tracked down a descendent of the plantation owner who owned Jada's ancestors as slaves, and invited them to the party. Which is, uhhhh Did the plantation owner’s descendent actually show up at the party? I’m trying to imagine what kind of clueless weirdo would receive such an invitation and then go “sure, sounds like a fun time! What should I wear? Can I bring a date? Should I bring a reparations gift for the birthday girl?”
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Apr 9, 2022 21:48
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i dont care if this isnt the right thread for it where can i buy that shirt that jazz is always wearing when he gets thrown out the house
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Ralph Hurley posted:Did the plantation owner’s descendent actually show up at the party? I’m trying to imagine what kind of clueless weirdo would receive such an invitation and then go “sure, sounds like a fun time! What should I wear? Can I bring a date? Should I bring a reparations gift for the birthday girl?” I'm thinking it was probably something along the lines of "we're doing a documentary about genealogy, specifically genealogy in regards to slaves and slaveowners and their descendants, and we'd like you there to see it" and the whole "also it's for my wife's 40th birthday" bit probably just got glossed over.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:TBF, I was reading thru the replies on that tweet and a bunch of people pointed out that as part of those birthday celebrations, Will tracked down a descendent of the plantation owner who owned Jada's ancestors as slaves, and invited them to the party. Which is, uhhhh This is why I allow celeb facts to skate off my brain like Teflon, they're all weirdo freaks on both ends of the scale. I mean the alcoholism doesn't help but this kind of poo poo is the main reason!
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I'm thinking it was probably something along the lines of "we're doing a documentary about genealogy, specifically genealogy in regards to slaves and slaveowners and their descendants, and we'd like you there to see it" and the whole "also it's for my wife's 40th birthday" bit probably just got glossed over. He also might have just wanted to meet will smith
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They also could have just paid him. People do dumb poo poo for money.
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Vegetable posted:I don’t think there’s anything wrong with people blabbering about their marriage in public. If anything I think it’s a good direction that uncomfortable topics are now being openly discussed. Agreed, big picture it’s great we can all see money and status does not stop you from having every day normal relationship problems. The way Jada talks though it’s clear she thinks she’s imparting some amazing wisdom on people as though only she can see the truth. It’s no wonder she gravitated towards Scientology.
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I bet you really want to hear what a bunch of Academy members think! https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/will-smith-oscars-ban-academy-reactions-1235127609/ quote:
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i hear jada pinkett smith bites will's head off after sex
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Zero One posted:I bet you really want to hear what a bunch of Academy members think! I love that he's still upset over “It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp” winning an oscar 16 years ago
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DaveWoo posted:I love that he's still upset over “It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp” winning an oscar 16 years ago and thinks streaking is worse than violence and complains about fiction where the young boy poisons his relative instead of, you know, the roman polanski thing where he poisoned a girl to in order to rape her
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PeterCat posted:Celebrity Deathmatch? wow that brings back memories, those clay mation celebrity death matches were amazing in the 90s. Can't remember when or who produced it, I guess cartoon network late night or something, it was so good. Need a version of that now but with CGI and just over the top
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Lascivious Sloth posted:wow that brings back memories, those clay mation celebrity death matches were amazing in the 90s. Can't remember when or who produced it, I guess cartoon network late night or something, it was so good. MTV, they briefly brought it back in 2006 but it was terrible
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