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48 | 42.48% |
| Labor Minority |
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| Liberal Minority |
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12 | 10.62% |
| UAP Majoirty |
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21 | 18.58% |
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What absolute loving pieces of poo poo god drat.
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Mar 31, 2022 04:44
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https://twitter.com/joshgnosis/status/1509322814637023232
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Mar 31, 2022 04:46
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Did the election jiat get called or is the AEC jumping the gun sending out "check your enrollment" messages.
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Mar 31, 2022 05:14
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Halo14 posted:https://www.aeufederal.org.au/news-media/media-releases/2022/march/300322 Private schools should be loving banned.
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Mar 31, 2022 05:15
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Private schools should be loving banned. I spent from year 1 to year 12 in a private Anglican school, and I heartily endorse this message. (My parents actually wanted to put me and my brother in a Catholic school that was closer to our house, but because my dad is brown, and my mum isn't Catholic 'enough' they wouldn't have us. So I suppose we dodged a bullet there.)
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Mar 31, 2022 05:49
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Amoeba102 posted:Did the election jiat get called or is the AEC jumping the gun sending out "check your enrollment" messages. lol I just got one too
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Mar 31, 2022 06:00
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Animal Friend posted:In 2015 Pope Francis said if you curse his mother you can expect a punch. Jesus would turn the other cheek. Says a lot about religious leaders I suppose.
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Mar 31, 2022 06:09
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If Macquarie goes LNP I'd be deeply shocked es considering - It spent the first 7 months of the Morrison Govt on fire It has spent the remaining time being flooded / washed away and trying to rebuild inbetween while getting gently caress all Fed assistance. Susan Templeton (incumbent Labor MP) has a good profile here and is campaigning hard already. Her LNP opponent already is rear end deep in a scandal If Labor loses this seat with all of that, we're just hosed as a country and Labor will not win at all.
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Mar 31, 2022 06:15
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Amoeba102 posted:Did the election jiat get called or is the AEC jumping the gun sending out "check your enrollment" messages. the election has to happen by 21 May so it's not really jumping the gun for them to send 'check your enrollment' messages when it's guaranteed to be happening in under 2 months
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Mar 31, 2022 06:26
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I don't think it's jumping the gun to say there is an election soon.
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Mar 31, 2022 06:35
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:If Macquarie goes LNP I'd be deeply shocked es considering - My seats to watch lists are based on news articles, explicitly mentioning these seats are targets for said party as well as a if polls are right for Labor and a scenario of if polls are wrong for Labor and in which case I list seats the LNP could win on the basis those seat margins are 2% or less.
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Mar 31, 2022 06:54
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JBP posted:I don't think it's jumping the gun to say there is an election soon. Well unless Scotty's planing a coup then it's going to have to be before 22nd of May. I mean even if he is planning a coup I would imagine they'll be an election around then, as like lol the only reason a Morrison coup would last longer then five minutes would be due to the sheer confusion of the entirety of the rest of Australia.
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Mar 31, 2022 07:07
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kirbysuperstar posted:lol I just got one too I got a second one.
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Mar 31, 2022 07:41
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Amoeba102 posted:I got a second one. I think that means you’re allowed to vote twice
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Mar 31, 2022 07:43
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ShoeFly posted:I think that means you’re allowed to vote twice ##vote hambeet ##vote hambeet 
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Mar 31, 2022 08:16
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ShoeFly posted:I think that means you’re allowed to vote twice I will stitch my ballots together and have the largest electoral penis ever.
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Mar 31, 2022 08:51
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dr_rat posted:Well unless Scotty's planing a coup then it's going to have to be before 22nd of May. He’s a devoted Trump admirer so I wouldn’t be surprised at this point if he announced plans to overturn the election in the car park of a Bunnings or something.
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Mar 31, 2022 09:03
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Labor pledges 2.5bn to fix the aged care system if he wins the election.
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Mar 31, 2022 09:35
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morrison is going to take advice from drip twitter and have a half senate election in may for no reason and wait til september to be thrown out of office in a house of reps election
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Mar 31, 2022 09:38
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lih posted:morrison is going to take advice from drip twitter and have a half senate election in may for no reason and wait til september to be thrown out of office in a house of reps election yes, salt the earth scott e: lmao Anidav how long have you had that QLD outline for your mod icon? First time posting on desktop in ages, I kinda want a vic one for no good reason.
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Mar 31, 2022 09:42
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Since I became a mod lol
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Mar 31, 2022 09:48
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lies
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Mar 31, 2022 09:52
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morrison knows the queen is already dead. so if he has the governor-general assassinated no replacement can legally be appointed and he can reign eternally. or until charles is coronated more seriously, grace tame is really good as usual https://twitter.com/TamePunk/status/1509398213383852033
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Mar 31, 2022 09:58
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Eediot Jedi posted:yes, salt the earth scott holy poo poo lol i never noticed
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Mar 31, 2022 10:00
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kirbysuperstar posted:holy poo poo lol i never noticed it also looks like a dodgy thumbs up which I like even more
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Mar 31, 2022 10:03
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It's an indicator for you to not to listen to his opinions
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Mar 31, 2022 10:07
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Jesus christ, Albanese handled Leigh so well that it made her rage quit the interview.
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Mar 31, 2022 10:35
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Anidav posted:Jesus christ, Albanese handled Leigh so well that it made her rage quit the interview. Summary please
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Mar 31, 2022 10:36
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i dont believe its possible for albanese to not fold under pressure
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Mar 31, 2022 10:47
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lih posted:morrison is going to take advice from drip twitter and have a half senate election in may for no reason and wait til september to be thrown out of office in a house of reps election He won't, but loving imagine the next few months if he did.
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Mar 31, 2022 12:14
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freebooter posted:Summary please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ss7xh0isMU She just gets incredibly good answers, ends the interview quite quickly and cuts to a comedy short bashing Labor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g22gkLsfUuc In comparison, Frydenberg gets FIVE MINUTES more time to speak and much softer questions.
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Mar 31, 2022 12:17
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Honestly thank gently caress she’s out after the election.
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Mar 31, 2022 12:31
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Senor Tron posted:He won't, but loving imagine the next few months if he did. morrison is going to declare martial law to cancel the election, in the worst example of cancel culture yet
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Mar 31, 2022 12:34
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Anidav posted:Jesus christ, Albanese handled Leigh so well that it made her rage quit the interview. You made me watch this when it wouldn't normally be on my radar, so thank you. It's amazing to see an actual competent politician with actual policies respond to questions without beating around the bush or refusing to answer. What a great interview. And he looks great too, but gently caress is lisp is annoying. Any 's' sound just grates in my ears. 
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Mar 31, 2022 12:41
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youre lost in a labyrinth. you come to a dead end with two doors, each with a guard. one guards wants to know how labor will pay for it, the other wants to know if women have penises. which do you choose?
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Mar 31, 2022 12:42
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:youre lost in a labyrinth. you come to a dead end with two doors, each with a guard. one guards wants to know how labor will pay for it, the other wants to know if women have penises. which do you choose? If one door involves Albaneshe saying "women have penishesh" then I'll pick the other door every time.
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Mar 31, 2022 12:52
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Every worker... Leigh... Every worker... In aged care... Will have a penis. Yes I'm willing to have my prime ministership judged on the penises.
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Mar 31, 2022 13:04
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birdstrike posted:##vote hambeet omgus
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Mar 31, 2022 13:14
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Prime membership if you will.
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So how did Albo lose the weight anyway?
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