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Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



This thread is horny. Mods please ban everyone in it, myself included

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Doc Fission posted:

This thread is horny. Mods please ban everyone in it, myself included

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

lol

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Anne Whateley posted:

one of her other posts shows her lifting in a diaper (over her clothes) and it not working for her

It super sucks she has that condition, but tbh I can't believe there's nothing more she can do, like wearing period panties and multiple pads or something.

Someone said you can't wear diapers at a competition so that's why she has to practice without them. I never competed, but I don't think they check your underwear? Pretty sure you can't be hiding a belt in there

Maybe she could slide a basin between her legs to capture all that liquid gold

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


like many problems, this could easily be solved with a catheter.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Arnold used to cum every time he would lift sooo

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Are there any other cool sports where you can piss and poo poo and barf all over yourself? I know marathon runners like to have the runs.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
German triathlon

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i don't think that's piss, but i'd have to taste it to be sure

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

kind of seems like she's proud of it. there's like a number of pee vids. some of them it's clear she didn't go before hand.

100% believe she can't help it, but also think she gets off on it, just based on the way i get off on it.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Anne Whateley posted:

one of her other posts shows her lifting in a diaper (over her clothes) and it not working for her

It super sucks she has that condition, but tbh I can't believe there's nothing more she can do, like wearing period panties and multiple pads or something.

Someone said you can't wear diapers at a competition so that's why she has to practice without them. I never competed, but I don't think they check your underwear? Pretty sure you can't be hiding a belt in there

This is a crazy idea but maybe she could go to the bathroom and pee in the toilet before doing that particular lift.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mescal posted:

kind of seems like she's proud of it. there's like a number of pee vids. some of them it's clear she didn't go before hand.

100% believe she can't help it, but also think she gets off on it, just based on the way i get off on it.

She's hopped up on testosterone and just daring you to say some poo poo

Thrash me pissy muscle mommy

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Sophy Wackles posted:

This is a crazy idea but maybe she could go to the bathroom and pee in the toilet before doing that particular lift.

obviously she tried but couldn't go. the only option was to put 3 plates on the bar and let gravity squeeze it out.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

This lady is dumb. Don't piss in public gyms.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




this is really no different than not wearing a mask indoors

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Definitely the same energy

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just do your powerlifting in a bathroom idk

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

No. 6 posted:

This lady is dumb. Don't piss in public gyms.

This is why you will never be an elite powerlifter. No commitment.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Mooey Cow posted:

They are probably the fabled man-friends with technical skills, who take the pictures that those women will be posting on instagram. Usually they are supposed to hide out of the frame to not frighten away the audience but this place appears to just have a too great density of instagrammers.

i wasnt so weirded out until i learned powerlift pissing is just a fact of life. so they know in advance what will happen. so now i only see them one way and they look like they own stacks of porn dvds which is significantly weirder now compared to 20 years ago.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Untapped market for power piss floor pads

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
are catheters as uncomfortable for women as they are men? seems like a solution.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


EA Sports posted:

are catheters as uncomfortable for women as they are men? seems like a solution.

im seeing an untapped market for sportd catheters. some of these fuckers will buy anything with an under armor logo on it.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Mooey Cow posted:

Are there any other cool sports where you can piss and poo poo and barf all over yourself? I know marathon runners like to have the runs.

professional chess

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Mooey Cow posted:

Are there any other cool sports where you can piss and poo poo and barf all over yourself? I know marathon runners like to have the runs.
Surfing, beer pong

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Any sport where you are wearing a wetsuit

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

EA Sports posted:

are catheters as uncomfortable for women as they are men? seems like a solution.

All it needs is one of those LadyPiss® or whatever they're called funnel-cup-things which have been manufactured for a few years now, their ostensible purpose so women with penile envy can use them to piss into a urinal rather than a toilet bowl.

Tape the LadyPiss® to the (shaved, or ouch! on removal) pussy with residue-free duct tape or gaffer tape.

Then tape a hose to the other end, terminating at a plastic bladder taped to one leg for all the piss to be stored (since, as has been stated ITT, women don't have balls).

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
no pee, no gain

the price of wicked gains is wet and can really clear a gym out after a week of asparagus

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

beer gas canister posted:

Untapped market for power piss floor pads

That's an NES accessory that didn't make it.

Oh, if I had Photoshop right now...

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
At some point you just gotta say that it's not really about the lifting any longer.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lift to piss, piss to lift.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Sophy Wackles posted:

This is a crazy idea but maybe she could go to the bathroom and pee in the toilet before doing that particular lift.
Your core is literally wringing out your bladder and kidneys with a force surpassing your continence muscles so short of doing that same lift above the toilet there's not much extra you can pee ahead of time.

Truly we are priveleged to store our pee in balls, the superior continence control.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




probably a lot of free creatine in that piss, just sayin

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

EA Sports posted:

are catheters as uncomfortable for women as they are men? seems like a solution.

is there a womens version of a condom catheter?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Another (preventing pee on the gym floor) solution: A shallow, kiddie pool sort of thing, but wider, less deep and with a lower lip.

It could have a drainhole, to drain all the pee.

I don't know whether our favorite floor-peeing lifter would give a sh1t enough to use it, though.

Speaking of poop. it could also be used for, e.g. old people and goons who take up an exercise/lifting program, who might otherwise poo poo themselves while lifting and have their diarrhea drip onto the gym floor.

Multi-purpose!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Whoever was on :siren:Lunk Alarm:siren: duty at Planet Fitness was really slacking that day.

naem
May 29, 2011

rain dogs posted:

Went to the gym to do deadlifts ended up doing squarts



Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Nah, I doubt she was having an oegamiom.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Nah, I doubt she was having an oegamiom.

I doubt she was even in
Mycenae

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Well I guess that clip is peer reviewed

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

rain dogs posted:

Went to the gym to do deadlifts ended up doing squarts

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rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020


So I've seen this picture so many times and I just realized that he's not pushing a baseball cap off his head. Instead he's got some dapper Dan action going on up top. Wild

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