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zedprime posted:Your core is literally wringing out your bladder and kidneys with a force surpassing your continence muscles so short of doing that same lift above the toilet there's not much extra you can pee ahead of time. you're definitely right, in that case its totally fine to piss on the ground at the gym
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Piss is sterile, grow up you babies
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Apr 4, 2022 12:27
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Dang, she really did just straight up piss herself.
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Who What Now posted:Dang, she really did just straight up piss herself. does that make U horny ? 
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:does that make U horny ? yes edit: i meant to type no actually
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Smugworth posted:Piss is sterile, grow up you babies Men’s urine is sterile, not women’s 
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Brother Tadger posted:Men’s urine is sterile, not women’s Wow, sexist much? 
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it's true. for alchemical experimentations such as distillation of essence and compounding of potency, only male urine is appropriate. female urine must be disposed of immediately lest it corrupt the entire laboratory
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A big titted hard body bombshell walks into the gym, you hear the Velcro of her fingerless lifting gloves cinch tight, the clack and ping of a few weights on the bar. A sturdy, boar like grunt as she lifts it off the rack. At the bottom of her rep she lets out a thick, dense, pungent fart that rattles the toes of the entire yoga studio next door. This is the type of fart that makes its own ghost that begins doing arm curls with 10lb dumbbells right next to her. Part of the floor under the squat rack is now discolored and sad, good luck buffing that out. She gently inhales her viscous miasma at the top of her rep and clanks the bar on the rack, a new max. Move over piss lady, a new queen is town.  
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Nah, I doubt she was having an oegamiom.
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Smugworth posted:Piss is sterile, grow up you babies Brother Tadger posted:Men’s urine is sterile, not women’s Urine, while low in bacteria, is not in fact sterile.
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Now that's the very opposite of piss poor performance
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oh poo poo she's on Frogtech too
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https://i.imgur.com/vJ6co8g.mp4
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extremely topical, someone send lady in the op the link pls asap
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Colonel Cancer posted:Now that's the very opposite of piss poor performance Piss pour performance?
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What the heck is that thing
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Bismuth posted:What the heck is that thing It's called a "woman".
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Skulker posted:It's called a "woman". Jesus christ, its revolting
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How is this real.
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The powerlifters entire IG is full of pisstapes I think she might be branching out
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:extremely topical, someone send lady in the op the link pls asap Don't touch the piss.
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For real tho why not just piss before hand?
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Who What Now posted:For real tho why not just piss before hand? You know how if you soak a hand towel you can squeeze it to get a bunch of water out. But then you can really wring that fucker hard to get more water out. The deadlift is the vigorous wringing and the towel is the urethra.
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don't skip kegel day
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fishing with the fam posted:You know how if you soak a hand towel you can squeeze it to get a bunch of water out. But then you can really wring that fucker hard to get more water out. The deadlift is the vigorous wringing and the towel is the urethra. That wasn't wringing out the last few drops that was a full bladder piss
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Who What Now posted:That wasn't wringing out the last few drops that was a full bladder piss I got nothing for you on that. I just feel the unquenchable desire to defend deadlift piss lady.
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fishing with the fam posted:I got nothing for you on that. I just feel the unquenchable desire to defend deadlift piss lady. If you or someone else caught on fire in her gym, I bet she could quench it no worries.
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My piss isn't sterile because I'm not a stupid vergin and I have chlamydia
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I can't believe this thread keeps getting bumped, whole lot of pearl clutchers on SA these days.
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Doing kegels to clutch those pearls even harder.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:A big titted hard body bombshell walks into the gym, you hear the Velcro of her fingerless lifting gloves cinch tight, the clack and ping of a few weights on the bar. A sturdy, boar like grunt as she lifts it off the rack. At the bottom of her rep she lets out a thick, dense, pungent fart that rattles the toes of the entire yoga studio next door. This is the type of fart that makes its own ghost that begins doing arm curls with 10lb dumbbells right next to her. Part of the floor under the squat rack is now discolored and sad, good luck buffing that out. She gently inhales her viscous miasma at the top of her rep and clanks the bar on the rack, a new max. Move over piss lady, a new queen is town. Inspired.
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Someone in your group has become Elden Lord
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That's what you're supposed to do when you're at a new gym. Take the biggest piss by the weights to mark territory and show everyone you're the boss
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