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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Kheldarn posted:

Wheres the jar?

Oh. Oh no...

# ? Apr 2, 2022 22:20

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# ? May 6, 2024 02:20

Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

# ? Apr 2, 2022 22:42

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Nameless_Steve posted:

# ? Apr 2, 2022 23:25

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 00:04

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

# ? Apr 3, 2022 00:58

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Nameless_Steve posted:

nice

# ? Apr 3, 2022 01:14

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Nameless_Steve posted:

HEEEEERRRREEEESSSSSS CUMMMMIIEEES!!

# ? Apr 3, 2022 01:25

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

it's beautiful :stare:

# ? Apr 3, 2022 03:54

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

monolithburger posted:

# ? Apr 3, 2022 04:05

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

YouTube cooking videos are a hellscape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH3xffPj7wE

# ? Apr 3, 2022 05:19

Visible Stink: Mar 31, 2010; Got a light, handsome?

# ? Apr 3, 2022 06:04

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

Narrator: it's NOT coming soon

# ? Apr 3, 2022 07:56

Diamonds On MY Fish: Dec 10, 2008; I WAS BORN THIS WAY

# ? Apr 3, 2022 08:03

Bug Squash: Mar 18, 2009

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Pfft, kids these days can't even rotate the top of their accretion disc in the right direction.
:goonsay:

# ? Apr 3, 2022 09:12

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

# ? Apr 3, 2022 11:29

itry: Aug 23, 2019

Wall Balls posted:

SAY YOHO posted:

# ? Apr 3, 2022 12:11

monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

Alan Smithee posted:

# ? Apr 3, 2022 12:16

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Coming soon you say?

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/uREucWg.gif

# ? Apr 3, 2022 12:45

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

# ? Apr 3, 2022 13:39

Captain Quack: Feb 18, 2013

Wall Balls posted:

It is?

# ? Apr 3, 2022 16:35

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

mobby_6kl posted:

Coming soon you say?

https://i.imgur.com/uREucWg.gif

Kept waiting for jizz, never happened.

A+ though.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 16:36

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

# ? Apr 3, 2022 19:04

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

# ? Apr 3, 2022 19:36

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

wesleywillis posted:

Kept waiting for jizz, never happened.

A+ though.

Yeah I can't finish this way either. I just didn't have time to animate jizz

So here I fixed it

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/uKzm2BS.gif

# ? Apr 3, 2022 19:51

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah I can't finish this way either. I just didn't have time to animate jizz

So here I fixed it

https://i.imgur.com/uKzm2BS.gif

Gold motherfucker.

Gold!

# ? Apr 3, 2022 20:03

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

# ? Apr 3, 2022 21:16

naem: May 29, 2011

Ingmar terdman posted:

# ? Apr 3, 2022 21:19

Diamonds On MY Fish: Dec 10, 2008; I WAS BORN THIS WAY

# ? Apr 3, 2022 21:26

Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

# ? Apr 3, 2022 21:37

Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

I'm not talented enough to animate this

Nameless_Steve fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Apr 3, 2022

# ? Apr 3, 2022 21:49

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I am burdened to remember this loving book.

# ? Apr 3, 2022 21:56

TriggerHappyMarie: Sep 15, 2011

# ? Apr 3, 2022 23:48

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

# ? Apr 4, 2022 03:42

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

CPL593H posted:

Doctor: Ma'am, you're going to need an episiotomy.

Woman: YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, DOCTOR!

# ? Apr 4, 2022 03:48

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Doctor: Ma'am, you're going to need an episiotomy.

Woman: YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, DOCTOR!

I laughed way harder at this joke than I probably should have.

Additionally:

(I'm using MS paint, don't judge me.)

# ? Apr 4, 2022 03:53

Diamonds On MY Fish: Dec 10, 2008; I WAS BORN THIS WAY

*Edit* Apologies for sucking balls at font matching

# ? Apr 4, 2022 04:39

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Hostile V posted:

The Nozzle is in gestation...

Please don't abort...

...

...

...

... The Nozzle.

# ? Apr 4, 2022 05:29

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Related to SAY YOHO's contribution.

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# ? Apr 4, 2022 06:23

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Genesplicer posted:

Related to SAY YOHO's contribution.

The future the world deserves.

# ? Apr 4, 2022 06:59

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

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