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Szyznyk posted:Yeah, at 2 grand for a studio I can’t ethically throw my son out of the house when he turns 18 tomorrow. That's what the wealthy want you to do, much like the myth of the surplus population of a lemming colony throwing itself off a cliff so the rest of the colony doesn't have to expend resources to feed them.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Green room. You're supposed to grow weed in the garage, silly.
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kntfkr posted:i thought that was an achievable goal when i was like 19 Ah yes the "Japan obsession" phase of the goon life cycle
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i also wanted a room made out of tempurpedic foam
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numberoneposter posted:A Pepper Cannon shrine. Whoa
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Just turn it into a mancave, bro. If you're not confident enough to do that, then get a roommate. I'd say a female one preferably, but I don't know how creepy you are in real life.
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Another 3+ page epic banger. One wonders how many would reach such great heights if not for intervention of certain chasers of clout...
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YeahTubaMike posted:Maybe "City" is a title, like Esquire. Big is the title Beef the family name. The wife's given name is Curtains.
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Vampire Panties posted:You're supposed to grow weed in the garage, silly. I grow mine in the back yard near the hot tub.
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Mar 31, 2022 23:06
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Can stack your dildos according to size, color and misc
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Full it with bean bags, blankets and pillows. Black lights tapestries and make it a drug room for all manner of drug use
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divide each room in half and setup 4 bedrooms. then divide each of those in half to have 8 bed rooms. and so on. eventually you will hit the record for most bedrooms, and you can post a thread about that instead of this bullshit small peanuts 2 bedroom thing
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Mooey Cow posted:Big is the title Beef the family name. The wife's given name is Curtains. 
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Turn the extra room into a pool
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This is me, op. To answer your question, you slowly go crazy in isolation. Who knows what's next. It doesn't feel like it'll be good.
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create one of those epic cursed images rooms full of urine bottles
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if i ever catch that clout i'm gonna grab it and shove it so far up your rear end, you'll have clout coming out your nose, you hear me!
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kntfkr posted:if i ever catch that clout i'm gonna grab it and shove it so far up your rear end, you'll have clout coming out your nose, you hear me! hello
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gonna yeet that clout so up those cheeks
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I'd keep a pig with huge balls in there.
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BigBadSteve posted:I'd keep a pig with huge balls in there. I thought those were horrible man-made freaks of nature!?
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Sex dungeon.
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Two bedrooms so you never have to clean. One will always look cleaner than the other so you just keep moving to the clean bedroom.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Imho a second bathroom as a bachelor/ette is more odd than a second bedroom Couldn't find a 2br1ba anywhere in this town, so 2br2ba it was. Second bedroom has my computer desk, with the catbox in the closet. Meme Poker Party posted:Merge this thread into "ITT we are living in the 1990's" because lol at the idea of a single dude in 2022 affording any apartment at all on his own, let alone one with an extra room. Get a degree that pays worth a drat and move to a landlocked state.
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Hello Sailor posted:Couldn't find a 2br1ba anywhere in this town, so 2br2ba it was. Second bedroom has my computer desk, with the catbox in the closet. And not a great lakes one either. They've finally figured that out
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Xenocides posted:Sex dungeon. Jack off dungeon.
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Xenocides posted:Sex dungeon. hi koos
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Second room means third Rome, Baby.
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Hotel room trashing simulator for rock bands
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I would plan to turn it into a home office/hobby room, put an unassembled IKEA desk in there, slowly surround that box with objects of dubious value that I can’t get rid of but don’t want to step on, continue working from my couch and not having any hobbies.
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i am a single guy renting a 2 bedroom and i made it into a home office
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drug den. I want it to smell like cocaine when people walk in.
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I'd create two bedrooms that are exactly the same except when I'm in the second one my name is Denny, and I've taken pictures of the view from each room and then put up a poster printout of the wrong one on each window.
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what if you buy a two bedroom condo (to build equity and avoid rent in a higher cost area with a decent job market) can you pretend to be middle class then? like can your ikea-furnitured storage-room/hobby equipment/exercise gear/masturbatorium be a sign of upward mobility?
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naem posted:what if you buy a two bedroom condo (to build equity and avoid rent in a higher cost area with a decent job market) no
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naem posted:what if you buy a two bedroom condo (to build equity and avoid rent in a higher cost area with a decent job market) I am led to believe that, in urban America, spending $400k for a 1000 square foot condo (that you pay $3200 a month on because the building fees are $1200), then turning the spare bedroom into a cramped frankenroom that you end up mainly using to give the cat a place to poo poo, is the new condition of being middle class.
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Back alley morgue
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mysterious frankie posted:I am led to believe that, in urban America, spending $400k for a 1000 square foot condo (that you pay $3200 a month on because the building fees are $1200), then turning the spare bedroom into a cramped frankenroom that you end up mainly using to give the cat a place to poo poo, is the new condition of being middle class. what if there’s like, a second floor, that’s like, a walkout basement, with weird carpeting and like, the laundry is down there, and it looks like there is a place you could put a toilet for a second half bath (next to the utility sink) and, like, you know for security you lock the sliding glass door (that opens to the shared outdoor area NO GRILLING) with a broom stick in the door channel and, you tell your second wife’s kid from her first marriage YOU CAN LIVE IN THE BASEMENT ITS COOL HAHA but then you have to like, walk past their stuff to do laundry and there is no door and they only come every other weekend but IN THEORY you could put like a treadmill and a second tv down there what then are yuou middle class then
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