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they're coming up to me 57 15.53%
with tears in their eyes and 85 23.16%
they're saying 59 16.08%
SIR! we want thread! 134 36.51%
straight out of central casting 32 8.72%
Total: 202 votes
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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown








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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Horseshoe theory posted:

I thought the limeys don't give a gently caress above cursing freely on TV? :thunk:
there was six year period where they literally banned irish people's voices

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988%E2%80%931994_British_broadcasting_voice_restrictions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdf4xOdas1g

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Foo Diddley posted:

saw a video of uwe boll once and he had a framed pic on the wall of what looked like him beating the poo poo out of lowtax

if I had a pic like that it would be prominently displayed as well

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

get a bucket and a mop

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Good Citizen posted:

arbys is the only fast food with a half decent mozz stick so they cool with me

moz my face hole

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





mmmmm smoked ham and turkey and provolone sandwich on a fresh roll with a few dashes of homemade red wine vinaigrette :yum: gotta lunch it up right sometimes

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
sometimes sleeping in the sun while unbelievably drunk can be a p good morning

19 o'clock has issued a correction as of 22:17 on Apr 30, 2022

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Members
Only

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1520481360657403904

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


I'll have what she's having.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Oh my god it's like a little tiny dick and balls! That means I gave my wife a little tiny blowjob last night!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

did you know that I once got sixered in another SA subforum for posting that medical diagram

Got the ol' concern prob did you

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ah so the fifth element was a documentary

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

"big john" by jimmy dean but it's "big schlong"

A crow can fly for a day between those big nutticles

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

The Nastier Nate posted:

Do you love strip malls, Target and suburban sprawl?

Then come to scenic Montgomery County!

You're in moco you son of a bitch!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1520515160342990849

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
that’s just gonna make them go “only Jesus/god can pay for sins sorry that’s the rule” and they’ll never even internalize any of the message

how I envy such frictionless minds, so smooth

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

lmao herbster

if you vote for anyone with a dumb name you are also dumb, that’s just how it goes

PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass

Why did he leave why didnt he greet them to say hello??????

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

She got probation from the chudge and not even 30 days of jail like the prosecutors asked for.

A black woman who registered to vote not knowing her rights had been taken from her because she had committed a felony got far more time, six loving years. She didn’t even vote like this white piece of poo poo.

:d2a:

I’m glad her charges were finally dropped but gently caress this country and how we appease fascists and never hold them accountable.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


the blind one that eats eyeballs

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the black woman who got 6 years was freed recently iirc

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ntkvby/status/1520430625559396352

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



hey there stinkaroonies as promised here is my playlist of individual songs I posted in the April 2022 edition of the cspam tarpm thread
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKmQEjS2NddxtaayXHRXN9-2sQwFaBrdW

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1520420060837421056?cxt=HHwWgIC9uaz_zpkqAAAA

He’s mad because of Elizabeth warren and AOC wanting to tax him and Chelsea manning stealing his gf.

drat those democrats for making him out to be a piece of shut who should be taxed more. The purchase of Twitter is a prime example.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

ArmZ posted:

salami status: in the bag



fucj tea

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

I’ve already sacrificed half my livestock to atone for my sins and this little twerp is going to save everyone for free?
count me out!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Please close this thread. Do it. Mods?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


v good website, i browse it in the house of commons

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

a.lo posted:

Please close this thread. Do it. Mods?

Done.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

a.lo posted:

Please close this thread. Do it. Mods?

Get some new material, a.lo.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Bethamphetamine posted:

Squatter politely explains how AirBnB works, and recommends better locks for homeowner. Feel good story.

this is so smart! once all the easy homes are bought up by the megacorps,. they pay the homeless to squat in homes that they know the occupants are out (via credit carsd info, machine learning algoithnms!~)... the squaters sell everything, and politely wait til the owners return... bing bong ping pong... owner gets insurance money (if luckjy?) and MOVES OUT!! megacorp SWOPPS IN!@!!

i'm ptiching this to anyone that wants it... ez and risk freee

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

thank you :patriot:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

a.lo posted:

Please close this thread. Do it. Mods?

a.lo came to mods with tears in their eyes asking for the thread to be closed, they said NO!
what a disaster.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


gently caress you

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
A story.

https://twitter.com/azcentral/status/1325955176121790464?s=20&t=ssCfaz8Cs8WmznGX8hieGw

https://twitter.com/azcentral/status/1329530403938512897?s=20&t=RpEPZmdLRF_Im03b_m4FJA

https://twitter.com/azcentral/status/1436467571033874443?s=20&t=hNnSUdALJD0RWnjzwdiyZQ

https://twitter.com/azcentral/status/1439022403879940097?s=20&t=RpEPZmdLRF_Im03b_m4FJA

https://twitter.com/azcentral/status/1494334089662394370?s=20&t=RpEPZmdLRF_Im03b_m4FJA

https://twitter.com/azcentral/status/1504262259035578368?s=20&t=RpEPZmdLRF_Im03b_m4FJA

https://twitter.com/azcentral/status/1491098013774880770?s=20&t=RpEPZmdLRF_Im03b_m4FJA

https://twitter.com/azcentral/status/1505985092312784899?s=20&t=RpEPZmdLRF_Im03b_m4FJA

https://twitter.com/azcentral/status/1520515744026439680?s=20&t=RpEPZmdLRF_Im03b_m4FJA

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
salami in the bag
salami in the bag
hi ho the derrio
salami in the bag

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

a.lo posted:

gently caress you

Ad hominem. Final warning. Ramp.

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