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Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

I'm curious enough about Cody to pay WWE Network $10. Also curious to see who wins the unified title. And maybe the Austin thing, although I assume it will just be Austin stunning Owens and drinking beer.

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
here's some people who are not on this wrestlemania card who were last year

- damian priest
- big e (:smith:)
- tamina
- alexa bliss
- apollo crews
- asuka

and no longer with the company

- ruby riott
- cesaro
- braun strowman
- shane mcmahon
- the fiend
- nia jax
- john morrison
- bad bunny
- daniel bryan

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Lid posted:

That's his mask

Lol

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

abraham linksys posted:

here's some people who are not on this wrestlemania card who were last year

- damian priest
- kofi
- big e (:smith:)
- xavier
- tamina
- alexa bliss
- apollo crews
- asuka

and no longer with the company

- ruby riott
- cesaro
- braun strowman
- shane mcmahon
- the fiend
- nia jax
- john morrison
- bad bunny
- daniel bryan

Kofi and Xavier are both on tonight's card. Big E also would have been if not for the injury.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
finn balor has not been on a wrestlemania since 2019

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Is this Metallica?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Le Saboteur posted:

Kofi and Xavier are both on tonight's card.

ah yeah, sorry, ctrl-f failed me there

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Hellblazer187 posted:

Is this Metallica?

idk because peacock has loving commercials, worst streaming platform ever

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

nothing will be funnier than box like structure, it's like the one thing I remember from last year's show

Austin should show up to the KO in a drat cum truck

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Eat My Fuc posted:

idk because peacock has loving commercials, worst streaming platform ever

I live outside of US and A so I'm using Network. And yeah, it's Metallica, All Nightmare Long from Death Magnetic in 2008. Which kinda makes me lol. It's not something new, but it's not something classic either.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Remember when Damien Priest teamed with Bad Bunny last year

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/LoganPaul/status/1510354055360565256?s=20&t=Yg-YYqXC_RrHOpYbedtgZg

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Logan Paul is for better or worse an actual
athlete, this is going to further expose Dominic

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

also for the record I vowed to my partner that if Logan Paul pins or submits Rey Mysterio I'm giving up on what tiny scraps of WWE viewing I still do and I'm putting that vow here for the record too

They can do whatever they want with Dominik, though

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Any wrestler who can’t reach this level of costuming should be sent back to developmental where they’re shown pictures of people in cool outfits for 8 hours a day

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The Paul brothers are better heels than anyone in WWE.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Seth Rollins is desperate to be this cool

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
This is a disaster but kind of cool.

KarloffsSidekick
Apr 2, 2010
Logan Paul's brother on the preshow showing the importance of interacting with the crowd to get heat, but WWE won't allow their wrestlers to acknowledge the crowd at all. What a shame because that guy had those people ready to kick his head in and it was fun.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

This set is an eyesore.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

the cussing little kid was funny also the kid who said rhea inspires her to be herself while she’s literally just cosplaying rhea lol

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
According to SRS Seth v no one isn't the match main event congrats Ronda v char...

Wait no according to SRS the match main event is now New Day v Peaky Blinders

Yes BUTCH is main eventing

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Been catching up on the HOF ceremony. Not a great one, tbh. And holy poo poo these WHAT chants during Vince's speech are killing me.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That girl dressed like Rhea was cool

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
did they really just replay that spot what the gently caress

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

That girl dressed like Rhea was cool

Yea I was clowning but she seemed like a sweet kid, WWE catering to kids is good, sometimes the AEW cater to thirty year olds poo poo gets cringy to me.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

abraham linksys posted:

did they really just replay that spot what the gently caress

What a bunch of scumbags.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.




Just thinking about how well Matt Cardona could make a Logan Paul feud work

ExHumus
Aug 30, 2006

BOOM BOOM!!

abraham linksys posted:

and no longer with the company

- ruby riott
- cesaro
- braun strowman
- shane mcmahon
- the fiend
- nia jax
- john morrison
- bad bunny
- daniel bryan

Shane is going to be Seth's opponent.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Butch doesn't even get to be in the match because Ridge Holland broke Big E's neck.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

My body is ready (I took a nap)

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Pylons posted:

Butch doesn't even get to be in the match because Ridge Holland broke Big E's neck.

if i were wwe and one of my performers botched a move causing a severe injury to another performer, i would have that performer be the one who gets pulled into the manager role, but

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Wai wai... wait what?!

https://twitter.com/2Sweet444Life/status/1510384857045770248?t=m4kmhXh-ZTzTn_1U3vO40g&s=19

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
its so hosed up that bum baron corbin was the last truly great character arc this company will ever have

now hes happy corbin and we have to actually watch him wrestle and that sucks but that spaghetti sauce promo was legendary

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Lawler is incredibly awkward today even by Jerry Lawler standards.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Presumably he's talking about Jack and Jerry as just an historical example of a brother tag team? But lol saying it the day after Mark and Jay had one of the best tag matches of all time.

Edit: Oh I missed the "dem boys" part at the end. lol.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Corbin is consistently great, Drew is going to behead him on accident and he’ll be headless
corbin

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Oh drat Drew has Undertaker's magic powers now via The Sword?

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oh drat Drew has Undertaker's magic powers now via The Sword?

He started as a strength build but started speccing into Int

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Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005


that’d be a good match

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