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I have a pee carafe, it's more refined
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Apr 3, 2022 04:20
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Apr 3, 2022 04:21
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I'm a truck driver so having an empty bottle to piss in is really handy to have on the open road. Do any other truck drivers do this? I don't like stopping at McDonalds to use their public bathrooms.
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Apr 3, 2022 04:23
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When I go camping I use a 2L plastic jars that used to have seeded mustard. Every time I smell mustard now I think of piss
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Apr 3, 2022 04:25
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hey, that piss is still good for a couple years, op
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Apr 3, 2022 04:26
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Nowher posted:When I go camping I use a 2L plastic jars that used to have seeded mustard. I hope you alert other campers that you have pissed in the mustard bottle. Nothing worse than someone discovering your piss jar by accident.
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Apr 3, 2022 04:27
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this is something i have legit thought about a lot lately Many old magickal texts are fairly obsessed with the gathering of large amounts of bodily fluids, and allowing them to "ferment" so to speak. It just comes up over and over in a wide number of ways; the Book of Solomon entreats the aspiring magi to ejaculate into a jar for 30 days and then bury such under, among other things, feces, for the creation of a Homonculus. Other texts make reference to, yes, "piss jars" and the like. There seems to have been an agreement in both Western Asian magick and European Western disciplines. I've not studied any Eastern magick, so I can't speak for the presence of same in that.
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Apr 3, 2022 04:31
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i just keep it in my balls
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Apr 3, 2022 04:41
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Bad Purchase posted:i just keep it in my balls I also keep my pee in this guy's balls
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Apr 3, 2022 04:43
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The Bloop posted:I have a pee carafe, it's more refined lets see it
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Apr 3, 2022 04:44
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Piss Jug of the Month
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Apr 3, 2022 04:44
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Post Your Piss Jug March 2k22
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Apr 3, 2022 04:45
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j o y c e posted:lets see it That's against my hippo law
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Apr 3, 2022 04:45
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my piss jug got one of those fancy britta filters on it
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Apr 3, 2022 04:47
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piss jugs and cum socks!
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Apr 3, 2022 04:48
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So wasteful, get a stillsuit and recycle it op
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Apr 3, 2022 04:50
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Animal-Mother posted:hey, that piss is still good for a couple years, op Sugar content kinda high though, op should get checked for the ‘beetus.
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Apr 3, 2022 04:52
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Where do you poop when you’re on the road OP?
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Apr 3, 2022 04:52
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If it's clear and yella, you got piss there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in dehydrated town! Or this may indicate a more urgent medical condition—please consult your doctor.
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Apr 3, 2022 04:56
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The Romans would tax urine because they would collect it, process it, and turn it into fertilizer for the fields. When one of the Roman Emperors raised this tax, his son and heir asked 'How can you do this, it's disgraceful, taxing people for piss.' His old man held out a handful of coins and told him to take a whiff and said "Money doesn't stink." Then he got on his magical rear end-Amphora and tooted off into the clouds, never to be seen again.
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Apr 3, 2022 04:58
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Where do you poop when you’re on the road OP? I get like 2 or three jugs of water from Whole Foods, and I'll down them in a day. I'll piss in the jugs afterwords. And just pour out the piss afterwards. Any other truckers? Do you use the public outhouses at truck stops?
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Apr 3, 2022 04:58
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Apr 3, 2022 05:05
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zaepg posted:I get like 2 or three jugs of water from Whole Foods, and I'll down them in a day. I'll piss in the jugs afterwords. And just pour out the piss afterwards. So you’re saying you poop in the empty piss jugs?
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Apr 3, 2022 05:07
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:So you’re saying you poop in the empty piss jugs? no black magic!
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Apr 3, 2022 05:11
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zaepg posted:I'm a truck driver so having an empty bottle to piss in is really handy to have on the open road. Do any other truck drivers do this? I don't like stopping at McDonalds to use their public bathrooms. That uh that ain't in a truck bro
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Apr 3, 2022 05:22
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verbal enema posted:That uh that ain't in a truck bro Rhode Island 
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Apr 3, 2022 05:30
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Bea Nanner posted:ye olde piss test pics I mean, the year is 2022 and we still piss test millions of people per day.
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Apr 3, 2022 05:37
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pisse alchemy is amongst the strongest magicks
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Apr 3, 2022 05:39
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Bea Nanner posted:pisse alchemy is amongst the strongest magicks Even moreso if you learn the true name of their dinger
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Apr 3, 2022 05:45
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Pee is a source of phosphorus which is this whole alchemical thing, but it’s also dwindling in supply. Phosphorus, that is.
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Apr 3, 2022 06:12
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remember the goon who wrote a big post about how fermenting your urine and then spraying it on you like cologne could attract many women that sure was a thread
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Apr 3, 2022 06:57
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At least it's not expired OP.
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Apr 3, 2022 06:57
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That piss is good for another 2 years, reckon.
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Apr 3, 2022 07:01
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A gentleman and non-idiot would have a lid on the bottle, OP. Also a real truck driver wouldn't use a heavy glass piss bottle, too much chance of dropping it or breaking it and lacerating the dick.
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Apr 3, 2022 07:07
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Mister Speaker posted:remember the goon who wrote a big post about how fermenting your urine and then spraying it on you like cologne could attract many women Lmao I haven't heard this one but not much surprises me on these forums.
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Apr 3, 2022 07:17
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Mister Speaker posted:remember the goon who wrote a big post about how fermenting your urine and then spraying it on you like cologne could attract many women And multiple goons actually fell for it and tried it
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Apr 3, 2022 07:22
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Lol it gets better
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