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Nowher posted:When I go camping I use a 2L plastic jars that used to have seeded mustard. I’m sorry. I’m still stuck on this. Why are you filling up piss jugs while camping in the woods? Just piss on a log or something.
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Apr 3, 2022 07:53
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My old lady called me a son of a gun when she caught me with a jug in my hand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYvGfF1Gkg
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Apr 3, 2022 07:55
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You’re not cool unless you pee your pants.
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Apr 3, 2022 08:44
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Piss jugs are a good way to reuse instead of recycle!
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Apr 3, 2022 11:57
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I’m sorry. I’m still stuck on this. to keep the piss? seems pretty obvious
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Apr 3, 2022 13:01
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zaepg posted:Anyone else have a piss jug? I was going to make a jizz pug joke but then I saw your avatar and decided that this would be in bad taste so I will not be making the joke at this time
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Apr 3, 2022 13:07
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Mister Speaker posted:remember the goon who wrote a big post about how fermenting your urine and then spraying it on you like cologne could attract many women Did it work on lady goons? Also, I'm wondering what truck drivers do if they crash the rig because they're steering with one hand and the other one's holding the piss bottle, and kill say an entire family out for a drive including the children, and get knocked unconscious with dick out and piss bottle in hand, for bystanders or police to find. Seems to me like the cops and the trucking insurance company might be asking some probing questions.
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Apr 3, 2022 13:22
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You attach the pisse hose to your dingus first thing when you step into the truck then you can go whenever you want, don't even have to think about nothing but pissin
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Apr 3, 2022 13:28
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Mooey Cow posted:You attach the pisse hose to your dingus first thing when you step into the truck then you can go whenever you want, don't even have to think about nothing but pissin K I've already got that last part down so what doi do with the dingus Hoses
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Apr 3, 2022 13:39
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Apple juice is an interesting choice of bottle. Was it the similarity in color that inspired you, OP?
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Apr 3, 2022 13:44
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I piss in a large toilet, with my wife
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Apr 3, 2022 14:25
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I jug my piss all winter long and in the summer I run a sno-cone cart. The two are related.
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Apr 3, 2022 14:30
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I’m sorry. I’m still stuck on this. If you are camping in the cold months in cold places, it's common not to want to have to get out of your warm sleeping bag and get dressed to go out into the snow and piss at three AM so you pee in something and empty it in the morning A small laundry detergent bottle works great because of the wide, but not too wide, opening. I know someone that tried to use a coffee can and it went very poorly as you might have been able to imagine without trying it if you gave it a little forethought
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Apr 3, 2022 14:48
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veni veni veni posted:My old lady called me a son of a gun when she caught me with a jug in my hand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Kg_VSoBWE
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Apr 3, 2022 15:11
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I got myself an official Riley Martin Piss Jug 
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Apr 3, 2022 15:27
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i don't understand why truckers collect it in a jug, couldn't you just drill a hole in the floor and have your piss hose drain straight out onto the road is it in case they want to throw it at someone?
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Apr 3, 2022 19:19
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Don't let the micronutrients and other life energies escape your body, eat your poo poo and drink your pee pee. Become the perpetual motion machine in flesh!
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Apr 3, 2022 19:21
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way of the road, boys
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Apr 3, 2022 19:38
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piss jug is real
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Apr 3, 2022 19:52
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My piss jug brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "drat the specific gravity of your piss is really high, you should probably drink more water."
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Apr 3, 2022 20:36
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If you add baker's yeast to the piss jug you can make piss wine.
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Apr 3, 2022 20:40
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Dear Liza, don't have a vomit bucket.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Don't let the micronutrients and other life energies escape your body, eat your poo poo and drink your pee pee. Become the perpetual motion machine in flesh! It's like circular breathing, but for your body's humours.
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Wish we had a gbs superstar named The Pisse Prophet tbqh
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piss pope
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Apr 3, 2022 22:02
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Pro-tip: for music festivals & concerts bring an empty water bottle to piss in, because you’re going to use that poncho you brought to provide a privacy layer while in tight crowds.
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Apr 3, 2022 22:06
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piss jug dick suction ftw
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Apr 3, 2022 22:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPKT4P5UyKI IS this what i've ingested?
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Pro-tip: for music festivals & concerts bring an empty water bottle to piss in, because you’re going to use that poncho you brought to provide a privacy layer while in tight crowds. If everyone wears ponchos you can all piss freely
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Apr 3, 2022 22:26
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just piss someone elses pants
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Apr 3, 2022 22:27
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He's so proud.
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Apr 3, 2022 22:39
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I'm packed and I'm pissin', I'm smilin, she's living, she's golden, she lives for me. She says she lives for me pissin', her own motivation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw
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Q=/=E
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The Bloop posted:If you are camping in the cold months in cold places, it's common not to want to have to get out of your warm sleeping bag and get dressed to go out into the snow and piss at three AM so you pee in something and empty it in the morning I find the easiest solution to this problem is to not sleep outside in the middle of the winter like it's caveman times.
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BigBadSteve posted:A gentleman and non-idiot would have a lid on the bottle, OP. That's my at home piss jar. I use plastic ones at work. Big Beef City posted:The Romans would tax urine because they would collect it, process it, and turn it into fertilizer for the fields. Since my room is next to the porch, I just empty them in the garden. zaepg fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Apr 4, 2022 |
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edit, accidental double post
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This is not a red line.
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zaepg posted:Since my room is next to the porch, I just empty them in the garden. Well that's stupid isn't it? The plants don't want everything in your pee that's why they die when dogs piss on the lawn ya doofus. You're killing that garden, zaepg. You have to process that pee you can't just apply direct pee like an animal what are you even doing? I'm embarrassed and disgusted by you not distilling and using your own piss correctly and I want you gone, now. Forever.
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