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Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



You ok OP?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVPdZBQm38M

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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yes I think it's hilarious

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

Alan 00X posted:

yes I think it's hilarious

you sure you're ok?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Alan00X

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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TengenNewsEditor posted:

you sure you're ok?

yes

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
What is a NFT?

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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Zeluth posted:

What is a NFT?

*an

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Hmmmm

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
i just saved that nft to my hard drive. pay me $420.69 and I will release it.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

How much did your last order of chips weigh?

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Zeluth posted:

What is a NFT?

nasal gently caress-dick

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Is virginity usually described as unbridled.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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Wendigee posted:

How much did your last order of chips weigh?

I'm on a diet I've lost 50 lbs in 6 months

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Alan 00X posted:

I'm on a diet I've lost 50 lbs in 6 months

Congrats!

You know if you were sneaky over the past six months and switched out one of those pounds for your virginity, you could've avoided this thread entirely.

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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Dementropy posted:

Congrats!

You know if you were sneaky over the past six months and switched out one of those pounds for your virginity, you could've avoided this thread entirely.

I'm not very sneaky lol

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Thank you for not censoring dat puddy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Alan beat and killed me pass it on

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Please don't doxx me

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Virginity appreciates with age, like buttcoin

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Yo this dudes smoking a blunt with his rear end in a top hat

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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I'm smoking legal weed rn

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

wait are people saying each letter? I was just saying 'neft' (rhymes with theft)

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
virginity nft is redundant

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

Hope he didn’t put that on the cockblockchain

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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Vulgar posted:

Hope he didn’t put that on the cockblockchain

I wouldn't be upset about it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

runnypoops posted:

Yo this dudes smoking a blunt with his rear end in a top hat

jelly

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Sorry babe, I got a NFT

Not
Fuckin
This

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

gonna be honest, I think this might have made your virginity permanent. like even if you have sex now you'll still be a virgin. not sure how that works, I don't make the rules

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:

gonna be honest, I think this might have made your virginity permanent. like even if you have sex now you'll still be a virgin. not sure how that works, I don't make the rules

lol it's cool I already know I'm never getting laid

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I paid a dude like $1500 and got a certificate verifying that I was a virgin again for tax reasons.

Maybe you can do that but like in reverse and they pay you

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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Big Beef City posted:

I paid a dude like $1500 and got a certificate verifying that I was a virgin again for tax reasons.

Maybe you can do that but like in reverse and they pay you

too much work

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsPGUZgZSJs

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I never got an NFT, I just had sex :(

Feel bad for me OP. I could have made literally dollars with an NFT!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Just jack it to this Alan, you don't need a root. loving is overrated.

Edit: And congratulations on losing all that weight! Now you can live a longer, happier life... and maybe find yourself a nice plump chick if you get out more.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Apr 4, 2022

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Nice loving Thread

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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imagine getting into NFTs lmao

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
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