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Hello Tennessee? Is your pedophile running? Well you better go out and catch him!
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Apr 5, 2022 21:37
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bad news like only 5 states DONT allow child marriage lol
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Apr 5, 2022 21:44
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kntfkr posted:American Christianity is despicable in how far afoul it runs of Christ's message and it's like barely addressed. Was it England or Germany that regularly murdered Anabaptist protestants for suggesting that maybe children shouldn't be baptized until they're old enough to understand what it means and confirm that they actually want to be?
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Apr 5, 2022 21:46
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Im down for banning mixed fabrics. Actually just get rid of H&M and I’m happy. Everything they make feels like a garbage bag. Shellfish is a bit overrated too, let’s get rid of that. Also didn’t Jesus say something about hating figs.
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Apr 5, 2022 23:46
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Was it England or Germany that regularly murdered Anabaptist protestants for suggesting that maybe children shouldn't be baptized until they're old enough to understand what it means and confirm that they actually want to be? I think there were more radical parts of anabaptism they took issue with, like the Muenster Rebellion. But also the baptism stuff, yes.
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Apr 6, 2022 00:03
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numberoneposter posted:Hello Tennessee? Is your pedophile running? Well you better go out and vote for him!
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Apr 6, 2022 00:19
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Really puts that whole "are you from Memphis? Because you're the only ten I see" joke in a new light.
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Apr 6, 2022 01:08
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Kaewan posted:Im down for banning mixed fabrics. Actually just get rid of H&M and I’m happy. Everything they make feels like a garbage bag. Jesus specifically said follow the ten commandments and whatever he did in practice and forget the rest as bullshit because God was making a new covenant with his people through him. In other words that poo poo was old and busted we're starting over you don't have to do that anymore.
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Apr 6, 2022 02:18
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kntfkr posted:Maybe it is because America was originally colonized by dipshit protestants with dumb hats. I like their hats
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Apr 6, 2022 02:21
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Big Beef City posted:Jesus specifically said follow the ten commandments and whatever he did in practice and forget the rest as bullshit because God was making a new covenant with his people through him. Personally if I were God I would toss out the first three commandments that are specifically designed not to hurt my fee fees and replace them with Thou shall not rape Thou shall not own another person Thou shall not diddle kids Also I of course mean the second 10 commandments not the first ten which talked about not drinking goats milk or some poo poo
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Apr 6, 2022 04:08
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my only commandment is there are no commandments
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Apr 6, 2022 04:10
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:Really puts that whole "are you from Memphis? Because you're the only ten I see" joke in a new light. that's a lol, thank u
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Apr 6, 2022 04:38
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:Really puts that whole "are you from Memphis? Because you're the only ten I see" joke in a new light. Nicely done.
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Apr 6, 2022 05:54
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Hey now, there are pedophiles everywhere, it's not something concentrated in one state What I'm saying is maybe Tennessee is just trying to bolster its tourism industry
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Apr 6, 2022 07:07
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what the gently caress is a tennessee
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Apr 6, 2022 07:55
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I think it's prison slang. Like 'chomo' or 'rock spider'.
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Apr 6, 2022 08:02
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https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1511426727725121537
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Apr 6, 2022 11:43
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All right so imma just nuke Tennessee, is there something you guys need to get ou t of the blast zone?
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Apr 6, 2022 11:53
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Give me enough notice so I can be at ground zero
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Apr 6, 2022 11:59
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Beefed Owl posted:Personally if I were God I would toss out the first three commandments that are specifically designed not to hurt my fee fees and replace them with Can we get rid of the one about coveting thy neighbor's rear end? Not sure if god took into account my neighbor's rear end when he came up with that one cause 
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Apr 6, 2022 12:15
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Little known fact, God was very drunk at the time so don't take the commandments so literally.
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Apr 6, 2022 12:20
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By popular demand posted:All right so imma just nuke Tennessee, is there something you guys need to get ou t of the blast zone? Grab me one of these and then fire away. 
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Apr 6, 2022 12:23
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Mooey Cow posted:Can we get rid of the one about coveting thy neighbor's rear end? Not sure if god took into account my neighbor's rear end when he came up with that one cause Well if He didn't want you to covet your neighbour's rear end, why did He make it so sexy? Total own goal there.
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Apr 6, 2022 12:24
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So he met her when she was 16, gave her a scholarship to college and then pumped babies into her at 21. 
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Apr 6, 2022 12:27
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Personally I follow the Infancy Gospel of Thomas so I’m cool with a kid draining all the blood out of another kid for stepping in a puddle he was playing with. In fact, kids should be allowed to kill each other and raise each other back from the dead whenever they want, it’s what Jesus did!
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Apr 6, 2022 12:48
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 Ah....You didn't get this from our part of the bible and I wash my hands of it.
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Apr 6, 2022 12:54
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funeral home DJ posted:Personally I follow the Infancy Gospel of Thomas so I’m cool with a kid draining all the blood out of another kid for stepping in a puddle he was playing with. That's just fanfiction, Disney will never acknowledge it in any of the new materials
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Apr 6, 2022 12:54
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The laws of God are based on the laws of man, which are influenced by nature. If men's nature compels them to rape girls as soon as they have their first period then God is going to be all for that.
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Apr 6, 2022 13:09
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By popular demand posted:
You can't wash your hands! It's Wednesday! 
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Apr 6, 2022 13:12
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I shoved YHWH in a locker and nobody found him until the end of the school day and he had peed himself
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Apr 6, 2022 13:12
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:Grab me one of these and then fire away. Southerners need their comfort food because they're bitter about living in a world where they can't just outright genocide all the "evil subhumans" running around.
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Apr 6, 2022 13:27
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Oh I need to correct myself: In 2018 they banned child marriage which is good. I thought that was a previous attempt to legalize it because it's loving despicable that it was still legal then. I wish I could find the quote from when they were banning child marriage but I believe this guy said something to the effect of "If it weren't for child marriage I wouldn't have met my wife" as a reason to oppose the bill. Edit: Somebody said it
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Apr 6, 2022 13:56
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I think it's prison slang. Like 'chomo' or 'rock spider'. The name Tennessee derives from that of the Cherokee village Tanasi. The Cherokee developed warm relations with English traders from Virginia and South Carolina and were initially their allies in the French and Indian War of the 1750s and '60s.
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Apr 6, 2022 13:58
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:So he met her when she was 16, gave her a scholarship to college and then pumped babies into her at 21. Yes but did you know that WOKE teachers are out there right now teaching kids about being GAY?
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Apr 6, 2022 13:58
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A Fancy Hat posted:Yes but did you know that WOKE teachers are out there right now teaching kids about being GAY? Broke: Simply acknowledging the existence of people who aren't straight white men. Actually Woke: Acknowledging that straight white men want to oppress anyone who's different, and encouraging the oppressed minorities to fight back against them and succeed.
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Apr 6, 2022 14:02
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To be fair OP most red states are run by pedophiles Take this billboard in Matt Gaetz's district for example.
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Apr 6, 2022 14:07
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Yaldabaoth posted:Reminder that rightwingers don't think it counts as pedophilia so long as the adult man waits until his child bride has her first period before raping her because Jordan Peterson says that's how animals do it in the wild. We don't need any more reminders that you're obsessed with Jordan Peterson, Yaldabaoth
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Apr 6, 2022 14:10
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Who What Now posted:I think there were more radical parts of anabaptism they took issue with, like the Muenster Rebellion. Well, that's not gouda at all!
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Yaldabaoth posted:Southerners need their comfort food because they're bitter about living in a world where they can't just outright genocide all the "evil subhumans" running around. Judging by your posts, you seem to be the one with a problem otherizing people. Your avatar is apt.
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