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I'm tired of all these clowns doing a half assed job when crapping their pants. If you're going to crap your pants you better mean it! If you're going to crap your pants, you better need to throw away you underwear, pants, as well as your shoes and socks! That's a real good pant crapping.
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Apr 6, 2022 16:58
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last week I thought I poo poo myself while working out, but it was a combo of sweaty rear end and a really wet fart and it felt like a really oily poop
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Apr 6, 2022 17:00
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she was the captain of the cheerleaders, he was the handsome quarterback who liked to crap his pants and then strut through the hallways
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Apr 6, 2022 17:02
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I poo poo out a turd and in revenge it hosed my rear end!!
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Apr 6, 2022 17:03
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I only have one pair of pants 
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Apr 6, 2022 17:05
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I'm really glad GBS is returning to the classics tbh
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Apr 6, 2022 17:06
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I'm really glad GBS is returning to the classics tbh its derived from classical greek mythology and the various tales of gods making GBS threads themselves
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Apr 6, 2022 17:07
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I only have one pair of pants Can i borrow em?? 
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Apr 6, 2022 17:07
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Nooner posted:Can i borrow em?? No, I heard about what you do to pants 
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Apr 6, 2022 17:09
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Peggy Edson posted:last week I thought I poo poo myself while working out, but it was a combo of sweaty rear end and a really wet fart and it felt like a really oily poop Don't stop, I'm almost there
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Apr 6, 2022 17:14
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I'm really glad GBS is returning to the classics tbh Yes back to the golden years.
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Apr 6, 2022 18:21
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How dare you, I lost half my rear end in the war!
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Apr 6, 2022 19:15
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what if its other peoples pants, shoes, socks, etc op?
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Apr 6, 2022 19:25
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i make too much money to crap my own pants. i only wear pre-soiled distressed designer pants these days.
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Apr 6, 2022 19:27
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OMFG FURRY posted:what if its other peoples pants, shoes, socks, etc op? nice loving whataboutism. "just asking questions". jesus christ i'm sick of it
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Apr 6, 2022 19:27
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Never trust anyone who’s never shat their pants.
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Apr 6, 2022 19:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLkUCmKvQvM
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Apr 6, 2022 19:30
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if you google reverse making GBS threads just make sure you have safe search on first. also dont click amy videos. definitely dont watch the whole video either.
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Apr 6, 2022 19:50
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It was definitely the parameters. You just have to switch them up until you find the right combo.
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Apr 6, 2022 19:54
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what was that one vid by the drunk guy in japan who posted mario kart and smash bros brawl things and japanese lessons where he's cooking something drunk and his friend stands up on a chair and farts and follows through, and then he loses track of what hes cooking and all the vegetables are raw bumnumba1 that was it https://www.youtube.com/user/bumnumba1 put it in your mouth god 14 yeas ago im living in the past anyway i guess he took the videos down so you dont get to see the footage of the guy making GBS threads himself. it plays in th emovie theater in my mind every night
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Apr 7, 2022 15:41
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What are you, the pants crapping police? gently caress off!
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Apr 7, 2022 15:46
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Sick of these poo poo loving non-eco minded types. Save the pants!
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Apr 7, 2022 17:39
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Is this technique good enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrbCQr5C_LE
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Too many poop threads. Maybe there can be a poop subforum?
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Apr 7, 2022 17:51
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remember that woman who was running the marathon and then strategically poo poo her pants to win? that's sportsmanship
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Luvcow posted:remember that woman who was running the marathon and then strategically poo poo her pants to win? sportswomanship*
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Apr 7, 2022 18:09
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Every morning I'm on the toilet defeating my posting enemies on twitter while straining, neck veins protruding, eyes bulging as I'm heroically straining to pass my tremendously painful stools.
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Apr 7, 2022 18:13
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Steven Seagal shat his pants when an actual judo black belt chocked him out in a chokehold. Just thought I'd share.
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Apr 7, 2022 18:15
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:sportswomanship* 
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Apr 7, 2022 20:05
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imagine being stuck on a bridge in bumper to bumper traffic and last nights extra spicy thai food is trying to escape
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Apr 7, 2022 20:08
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numberoneposter posted:imagine being stuck on a bridge in bumper to bumper traffic and last nights extra spicy thai food is trying to escape What’s the problem? You just said you’re on a bridge, do a Dave Matthews.
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Apr 7, 2022 20:14
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From the moment we are born we crap our pants then we are brainwashed out of it as early as possible, making it difficult to do until much later on in life. It really is life's struggle to learn to crap our pants again.
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Apr 7, 2022 20:16
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vudan posted:From the moment we are born we crap our pants then we are brainwashed out of it as early as possible, making it difficult to do until much later on in life. It really is life's struggle to learn to crap our pants again. when I worked as an electricians assistant we would frequently have to poop in buckets or squat in the woods due to there being no toilets installed yet. that first squat is primal, so much more free and natural than sitting on a toilet seat. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Wifi Toilet posted:What’s the problem? You just said you’re on a bridge, do a Dave Matthews. quote:On Sunday, August 8, 2004, at 1:18 p.m.,[6] bus driver Stefan Wohl was alone in the bus of band violinist Boyd Tinsley on his way to a downtown hotel when he emptied the bus' septic tank as it crossed the metal grates of the Kinzie Street bridge.[7] 
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Apr 7, 2022 21:16
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numberoneposter posted:totally forgot about that lol the inspiration for their hit single "crash into me"
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Apr 7, 2022 21:25
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'm tired of all these clowns doing a half assed job when crapping their pants. If you're going to crap your pants you better mean it! Best way to crap your pants is to shart and excuse yourself loudly and with tears.
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Apr 7, 2022 21:58
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numberoneposter posted:totally forgot about that lol lmfao. thread finally delivers. 5
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I crap bigger'n you.
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