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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

imagine being stuck on a bridge in bumper to bumper traffic and last nights extra spicy thai food is trying to escape

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Wifi Toilet posted:

What’s the problem? You just said you’re on a bridge, do a Dave Matthews.
totally forgot about that lol

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On Sunday, August 8, 2004, at 1:18 p.m.,[6] bus driver Stefan Wohl was alone in the bus of band violinist Boyd Tinsley on his way to a downtown hotel when he emptied the bus' septic tank as it crossed the metal grates of the Kinzie Street bridge.[7]

Earlier, passenger boat Chicago's Little Lady left Navy Pier at its 1:00 p.m. scheduled boat tour departure. While passing under the bridge, the boat received the full contents of the tank on the seats of its open-roof terrace. Roughly two-thirds of the 120 passengers aboard the tour boat were soaked.[8] The boat immediately returned to Navy Pier, where all passengers were issued refunds. Five passengers went to Northwestern Memorial Hospital for testing. According to the Illinois Attorney General, passengers aboard included persons with disabilities, elderly, a pregnant woman, a small child, and an infant. The filing also describes the incident further:

The liquid waste was brownish yellow in color, and had a foul, offensive odor. The liquid human waste went into passengers' eyes, mouths, hair, and onto clothing and personal belongings, many of which were soaked. Some of the passengers suffered nausea and vomiting as a result of exposure to the human waste.
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