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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Moments Before Disaster in Wrestling
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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Benne posted:



43 year old samoa joe's ring career will be tragically cut short prematurely because of this. there may be a day soon when this man in his mid 40s who weighs like 300 lbs wont be able to do a suicide dive running at a full sprint with ease

that being said fuuuuuccccckkkkk owwwwwwwww

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

NienNunb posted:



Victory road ends at the hall of fame baby

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

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kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007

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Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

HulkaMatt posted:



Brutal

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

sticklefifer posted:



Imagine if it had been the Undertaker.

Hector Guerrero would have just last week made an hour long emotional speech about the three things he learned during his long and highly respected run as the Phenom of WWE: The Gooker.

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Eat My Fuc posted:



lol

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gripebomb
Dec 13, 2006

I wanted to fight the world.

- Eddie Kingston

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Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)

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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

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Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

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Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

 Or if you prefer:
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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Cartridgeblowers posted:



This wasn't a disaster tho..............

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Jiro posted:

This wasn't a disaster tho..............

It spelled disaster for S'moe Joe

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Jiro posted:

This wasn't a disaster tho..............

whoosh

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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 23 days!

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Quantum of Phallus posted:

whoosh

Yep I'm an idiot.

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 23 days!

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007

Insertnamehere31 posted:



oh noooooooooo

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Der-Wreck
Feb 13, 2006
Friday nights are for Wapner!

Sydney Bottocks posted:



How much does he weigh?!

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Eat My Fuc posted:



lol

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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Eat My Fuc posted:



:drat:

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hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
 man, i really thought i knew about wrasslin but the only ones i can really pick up on are the broken bones and family annihilators

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Eat My Fuc posted:



lol

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